It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Though most people know Steve Martin as an actor, best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House (we kid!), he actually is also a musician with a band called Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers.
This morning, the tour rider for the group was leaked out through the band's personal webpage and Steve's demands are quite outrageous! Check out some of the things he has asked for:
- Hugs from his security detail
- Guy liner to create the perfect smoky eye with
- Soft cushions to yell into
- 12 coconuts to be turned into bras
- A tricycle with a tray table rigged on the handle bars
The list goes on and on! Such a diva!
Check out the first page of his demands above and CLICK HERE to see the rest!
The guy is just so annoying!
P.S. Yes, he's joking! Just go with it!