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Oh, Steve Martin!

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Though most people know Steve Martin as an actor, best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House (we kid!), he actually is also a musician with a band called Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers.

This morning, the tour rider for the group was leaked out through the band's personal webpage and Steve's demands are quite outrageous! Check out some of the things he has asked for:

- Hugs from his security detail
- Guy liner to create the perfect smoky eye with
- Soft cushions to yell into
- 12 coconuts to be turned into bras
- A tricycle with a tray table rigged on the handle bars

The list goes on and on! Such a diva!

Check out the first page of his demands above and CLICK HERE to see the rest!

The guy is just so annoying!

P.S. Yes, he's joking! Just go with it!

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133 comments to “Oh, Steve Martin!”

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  1. YUCK says – reply to this


    he's a funny guy. I love him. I hate you on the other hand you're a pointless dick.

  2. CDC79 says – reply to this


    Only you would be gullible enough to think it's real.I bet you think the Daily Show and Colbert Report are real as well. This coming from a guy who uses the National Enquirer as a source several times a week.

  3. 3

    I'm surprised that you "got" this…usually you are so fucking stupid when it comes to the jokes that people make…
    Good job, Perez!

  4. 4

    he cracks me up

  5. 5

    Why are you calling him Steven? He has never gone by anything but Steve his entire professional career.

  6. 6

    Please tell me you are kidding…Steve Martin is "best know for BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE"?!?!?!

  7. 7

    "best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House"…??? You are such a tool Perez.

  8. 8

    Re: Lilyandparrots – that made me laugh too! Maybe that helps explain some of these goofy posts!

  9. 9

    Best known for Bringing Down the House?
    Perez….you are showing your age and lack of anything that is not current.

    Do your homework…Steve Martin is a comedic genius and Bringing Down The House is garbage compared to The Jerk or The Man With Two Brains…

    Oh well…You are just the new Cojo…fug and annoying.

  10. 10

    He's not best known for Bringing Down the House.. I hope that was a joke….. he's best known for the Father of the Bride movies… and many many more… but certainly not Bringing Down the House.

  11. 11

    Re: Lilyandparrots – hahahaha thats exactly what i was going to say!!! who the hell has even seen bringing down the house, of all the hilarious movies that steve martin has been in you chose bringing down the house ?!

  12. 12

    Did you just say that Steve Martin is BEST known for his role in "Bringing Down the House"????!!!! WTF? who are the "most people" you're referring to?

  13. 13

    It's a joke and I don't believe that you are being satirical with this post. you're an idiot.

  14. 14

    Lol Bring Down The House? You seriously think that is what Steve Martin is best know for? Thanks for the laugh

  15. 15

    How is Steve Martin best known for "Bringing Down the House"?

  16. 16

    "best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House"

    Um…not really. Heard of SNL? The Jerk?

  17. 17

    Are you friggin' kidding me?! "best known for his role in Bringing Down the House"?! Your ignorance of basic pop culture is shocking for one who claims to be the "Queen of All Media".

  18. 18

    Um…Bringing Down the House? What about The Jerk, Father of the Bride, SNL and all the other much better known things he's done?

  19. 19

    That's one wild and crazy guy.

  20. 20

    I was thinking the same thing. He's been around decades with hit movies since the 1970's. Someone is clueless….

  21. cdv says – reply to this


    Wow shocking…..he is a comedian after all. Bet someone had to explain to you that it was a joke because theres no other reason for posting this other than you fell for it then had to backpedal. Stupid dickhead.

  22. 22

    What is your fucking point? You are as clueless as you are dateless.

  23. 23

    Considering that you don't seem to know who Steve Martin is and that you're an idiot to boot, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you couldn't tell that he was making a mockery of bands tour riders. I bet you think Spinal Tap is a real band too. Oh wait - you've probably never heard of them either.

  24. 24

    And no one knows him for Bringing Down the House, that just shows how little you actually know about celebrities. My favourite movie of his was All Of Me. And who is Steven Martin, no one has ever called him that. You're a fucking putz.

  25. 25

    i also hope that you thinking his best role was in 'bringing down the house' was also a joke…..but yeah…LUUUUUUV HIM!!!

  26. 26

    "Though most people know Steven Martin as an actor,best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House"

    Whatever!! Steve Martin is best known as SNL alum, among all his other great movies. He's had decades of success. Steve Martin ROCKS!!!

  27. 27

    What a idiot… best known for some movie with Queen Latifah…. Steve will always be The Jerk, that is quintessential Steve at his funniest! Its no wonder no one can take Perezy serious any more, he's a total and complete moron these days.

  28. 28

    "Best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House"? Are we forgetting the countless appearances on SNL (The Festrunk Brothers?!?), The Jerk, The Man With Two Brains? Even fucking Father of the Bride. Wow. I like you, but somedays you're an idiot.

    On the other hand, I laughed really hard.

  29. 29

    he'd hand that list to me even as a joke I would tell him " get the fuck out, no really, there's the door !"

  30. 30

    love you perez, but steve martin is a comedic legend and that list is clearly for laughs…

  31. 31

    I thought this was fuckin Hilarious! You so not funny sometimes perez, lets see your beloved GAGAs list of demands… she dosen't deserve shit! she deserves dog poop on a bun

  32. 32

    This is such a sloppy post. Like others have said it is not "Steven" it is Steve Martin. Second, he was relavant long before that horrible Queen Latifa movie. He has been in tons of films, especially in the 80's and 90's. Third, this is a joke list, not a real list of demands. (I honestly don't think you got that.)

  33. 33

    Steve Martin best known for Bringing Down the House?!! Dude, how old are you?!!

  34. 34

    "best known for his role opposite of queen latifa"? are you serious? steve martin has had a career loooooong before that train wreck. he's a comedian. he's a musician. he's 1/3 of the three amigos? are you retarded, mario? oh…wait. yes.

  35. 35

    I love Steve Martin! He's too cute!

  36. 36

    just like he was obviously being sarcastic in this list of demands.. i hope this posting was you being sarcastic

  37. 37

    "Though most people know Steven Martin as an actor,best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House." WTF?! this is a joke, right?

  38. 38

    a classic around the holidays
    Steve Martin and John Candy! what could be better!

    I wouldn't call the movie he did with Queen Latifah what he's best known for

    his films like ALL OF ME, THE JERK, and so many more are great entertainment
    not to mention his song KING TUT!! his SNL appearances, His stand-up comedy
    his terrific banjo playing…and on and on
    he's a modern renaissance man


    loved a movie about L.A that he did with Sarah Jessica Parker too-the name temporarily escapes me

    too bad once again Perez doesn't know what he's talking about-I never comment but couldn't let this pass

  39. 39

    You son of a motherless goat!

  40. 40

    Since Steve is really best know for a classic called "The Jerk" that that opens up a whole new realm of Perez jokes.

  41. 41

    "best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House" uh yeah right…

  42. 42

    Re: mountainmama99 – Don't you and some other posters read? Missed the "P.S. Yes, he's joking! Just go with it!" at the bottom?

  43. 43

    Best known for "Bringing Down the House?" Are you serious?! Oh lord have mercy you have NO idea of the career of one of the most iconic actors that's spanned several generations. You moron!

  44. 44

    This has to be written by one of Perez's peons. This post is all over the place and sounds like a 13 year old wrote it. I can't tell if the writer is trying to be funny or what, but it's pretty awful. I wish Perez would stop expanding his "brand" with stupid stuff no one cares about and stick to what made him who he is in the first place.

  45. 45

    Re: misscheriamor – My thoughts exactly!

  46. 46


  47. 47

    Re: mountainmama99 – Are you, and some other posters, unable to read? Did you miss the "P.S. Yes, he's joking! Just go with it!" bit at the bottom?

  48. sonny says – reply to this


    LOVE IT!! Was laughing so hard my eyes were watering!
    "1 package of tube socks size 9-13 in case manager forgets a birthday"…
    Love Steve Martin!

  49. em711 says – reply to this


    How dare you say Steve Martin is "best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House" ARE YOU SERIOUS? That's ridiculous. How about "The Jerk", "Three Amigos", "Little Shop of Horrors"?!?! SNL? Jesus Christ.

  50. 50

    its a joke you fucking queer

  51. 51

    OMG he is not best known for playing opposite queen latifah! how dare you say that, he was in wayyyyyy better movies before that one

  52. 52

    ha that's really pathetic if you think steve martin is best known for brining down th house… psht

  53. 53

    Steve Martin is still one of the funniest men in showbusiness!

  54. 54

    Funny how this came out now…someone in my office just had this for a festival he is working this summer…odd.

  55. 55

    please tell me you're joking when you say he is best known for bringing down the house…..

  56. 56

    Okay seriously im 22 years old and i know who Steve Martin is .. and he is known for far more than Bringing Down the House with that non actress Queen Latifa you better start recongnizing talent he's been around a long time and has done far greater movies .. Stop pedophiling after young boys ( taylor lautner ) and start doing actual journalism.. you know i've tolerated your crtizism but when you yourself dont know a great actor/comedian than you shouldnt have a blog site …. get your damn facts straight and start actually making sense and getting facts in your stories cause this shit right here proves you dont know what tha fuck your doing.

  57. 57

    perez you are so fuckin retarded. he is NOT best known for bringing down the house. thats probably the LAST movie anyone thinks of when they think steve martin because he's fucking badass!

  58. 58

    AND WTF!!! I just noticed you are calling him Steven Martin. Steven? I have been a huge fan of Steve Martin for decades and have never heard him called "Steven", or have naver heard him refer to himself as Steven. Whoever wrote this is an idiot!!

  59. 59

    How the hell is he "Best known" for Bring Down the House. Hes a legend. Hes best known for more classic comedies than that. Gosh your a dumbass….

  60. 60

    best known for "bringing down the house"? you'd think p would have a little show biz knowledge outside lady gaga & jennifer love hewitt.

  61. 61

    Best known for WHAT? Are you a fucking moron? Wait, I mean I know you are, but a tad bit of freaking searching the net will show you what he's best known for and it's NOT that shiteous movie.

  62. 62

    That is so funny. love him

  63. 63

    Best known for that crap movie? no pig, for bein on SNL.

  64. 64

    so stupid… and really so not funny.. steve martins an ass.
    p.s. "perez" or whomever you are.. you're an ass too

  65. 65

    I do hope you're joking about being best known for Bringing down the house . . . he had a long and successful career before that movie.

  66. 66

    Steve martin is considered to be one of the most influencial comedians of all time. influencing directly the jud apatows and jon stewarts of the world. hes a best selling book author, award winning playwright, grammy winning artist (both for comedy and music). He's also considered one of the finest banjo players in the entire world, maybe only second best after earl scruggs. he wrote the jerk for god sakes.

  67. 67

    Steve Martin is awesome. An often overlooked movie he was great in is Roxanne. He'll forever be Navin Johnson and Lucky Day in my mind. I've been singing the "I'm picking out a thermos for you" song to my little niece and she loves it!

  68. 68

    Best known for bringing down the house? Are you kidding me? Steve Martin?! LOL Haha brush up on him why dont ya. Just like vh1 claims Eddie Grant is a one hit wonder for Electric Avenue…..they forgot about Gimme Hope Joanna, Romancing the Stone, Killer on the Rampage(the song) Living on The Front Line and freeeking War Party! BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE? haha not The Jerk right? Dang that Queen Latifah really made his career!

  69. 69

    okay, i'll admit i lol-ed. i grew up watching this guy and out of all the movies i've seen him in, 'bringing down the house' was not one i remember much of. now, 'father of the bride' on the other hand…

  70. 70

    Re: Sassy1972

    Hahahahahahha. Good one. Bethcha Perez didn't get that one either. And that rider is hilarious. The funny thing is is that it's actuallly no more ridiculous than some of the real ones out there that the 15 minuters are putting out there.

  71. 71

    and what do mean by "he's annoying"? You must have forgotten to edit that out when you edited in the part about it being a joke. Did you figure that our yourself or do actually read some of these posts?

  72. 72

    Perez Hilton best known as the douche idiot that is plain annoying. Who thinks he's famous but hangs with D-listers. And promotes Travis his new boy toy.

  73. 73

    best known for bringing down the house! are you kidding???? you are so rude!!! what an insult to steve!!

  74. 74

    bringin down the house is shit compared to some of the great movies steve martin is REALLY known for

  75. 75

    BEst known as an actor playing opposite Queen Latifah??? Are you 12???
    Let's try Saturday Night Live - a wild and craaaaaazy guy!!!!

  76. 6one9 says – reply to this


    Interesting “““` to say “ the least!! Always thought Steve was a funny guy!!

  77. 77

    Its probably a joke. I bet the let it go to see what would happen. You fell for it. I LOVE STEVE MARTIN!

  78. 78

    love it!!

  79. 79

    It's been a long, long time since the funny as hell, The Jerk and Two Brains, and the arrow in his head comedy routines, strumming his guitar.
    I really liked him in those days.
    He's jumped the shark since then.
    Not so brilliant any more.
    Prolly takes himself too seriously and really pretty boring.
    Just been around too long.
    Perhaps global warming in California is to blame?
    GWarming is much worse there. Yes, it's been proven.

  80. 80

    You called him STEVEN??? Perez when your off you are completely off.

  81. 81

    He is hilarious

  82. 82

    Re: blslut666 – You forgot my favorite! Planes trains and automobiles!

  83. 83

    perez i love love love you but did you really just say steve martin is best known for bringing down the house…….do you forget he was on SNL in the 70s…king tut hello……..or all the many many movies he was in before 2003 you just completely downgraded his career with that statement….not that he wasnt highlarious in that movie but still

  84. 84

    Best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down the House?? You're about 30 years behind

  85. 85

    Are you people fucking stupid ? Don't you guys get that this fat piece shit ( Mario) post dumb shit like " best know for bringing down the house" to piss you off and provoke you . That's he makes his money…..thru YOU! . STOP!

  86. R.B.A says – reply to this


    How bout one of the funniest movies of all time The Three Amigos, or how bout The Jerk. You must really think your readers are fucking stupid.

  87. 87

    hahaha he's so funny

  88. 88

    who the fuck is writing for this website? No, I seriously want to know. Steve Martin is known for more than some movie opposite queen latifa…honestly is this written by a 12 year old girl. This site so does not get it. it's actually sad.

  89. 89

    Steve Martin you mean?? Steven? Weird!

  90. 90

    Wait, are you seriously saying he's BEST known for his role in Bringing Down the House??? From you, I'd expect something like Father of the Bride…
    STEVE Martin is best known for The Jerk!!! It's a classic!

  91. 91

    If you don't like Perez…STOP coming to his website you tools!

  92. 92

    ok, i get that you get it's a joke. but "BEST KNOWN FOR HIS ROLE OPPOSITE QUEEN LATIFAH IN BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE"?!! i want to vomit on you. The Jerk, anyone? urgh! you(r writers) are idiots!

  93. 93

    Who the HELL writes these posts? Best known for his role with Queen Latifah? Are you fuc%ing kidding me?

  94. 94

    Oh dear, You are a hapless, poorly dressed, wannnabe silly, silly boy.

  95. 95

    dear perez, you're a moron. best known for bringing down the house? uh, ever heard of 'the jerk', 'father of the bride', etc…bringing down the house???? dude. go smoke more.

  96. 96

    LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!Thats soo him!!!

  97. 97

    r u kidding me?"best known for bringin down da house"? he is a multitalented person that has achieved GREAT success on many levels and in many things-he's best known as a COMEDIAN!(screenwriter,author,tv and film star,etc.)
    if u guys r 2 young 2 have seen "The Jerk" go rent it! absolute classic comedy

  98. 98

    Re: Sassy1972 – You made me laugh so hard, you slime eating dog

  99. 99

    I was born a poor black child in Mississippi - seriously, rent it!

  100. 100

    Best known for??? Ummm, how about plains, trains and automobile for starters? Do some research next time.

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