Oh, Steve Martin!
Though most people know Steve Martin as an actor, best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House (we kid!), he actually is also a musician with a band called Steve Martin and the Steep Canyon Rangers.
This morning, the tour rider for the group was leaked out through the band's personal webpage and Steve's demands are quite outrageous! Check out some of the things he has asked for:
- Hugs from his security detail
- Guy liner to create the perfect smoky eye with
- Soft cushions to yell into
- 12 coconuts to be turned into bras
- A tricycle with a tray table rigged on the handle bars
The list goes on and on! Such a diva!
Check out the first page of his demands above and CLICK HERE to see the rest!
The guy is just so annoying!
P.S. Yes, he's joking! Just go with it!
Tags: funny, steven martin, tour rider
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hahahaha hes so funny
This is clearly a joke…
maybe if you took you head out of Gaga's ass for one minute, you'd actually have time for people who are actually, genuinely TALENTED. And you know what, I think YOU are the only one who's actually seen Bringing Down the House. Tard. Go kill yourself. PLEASE.
He's best known from Bringing Down the House with Queen Latifah? Are you fucking stupid? oh wait…Really? Aren't you suppose to be hollywood informative? And you say HE'S BEST KNOWN? FOR THIS? Realllllly? That was his shining moment and highlight of his career? REALLY? REALLY?
really? "best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House"??? God you're an IDIOT!!! He's best known for far better roles! Like in "Father of the Bride", "Planes, Train and Automobiles" (opposite to John Candy) or "Roxanne" just to name a few. Honestly, you need to do some better research before you open your trap.
BEST KNOWN for starring opposite QUEEN LATIFAH in BRINGING DOWN THE HOUSE?!?!?! Are you fucking kidding me???!!!???!!! How about being best known for being on SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE, or for being a HILARIOUS comedian, or have your forgotten all of the memorable and significant or roles he was praised for? THE JERK, ROXANNE, THREE AMIGO'S, DIRTY ROTTEN SCOUNDRELS, LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS, PLANES-TRAINS & AUTOMOBILES, FATHER OF THE BRIDE 1 & 2, PINK PANTHER 1 & 2, CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 1 & 2, ect. Dude you're a fucking idiot.. PFFFT!! best known for playing opposite Queen Latifah! Don't nobody give a fuck about that prejudice bitch!! Shit, I saw the movie, and I damn sure forgot about it. I SURELY didn't think of it when I read his name!!!
Re: JessicaTandyWasMyHero – NO SHIT, HUH??? I just about threw up when he said that shit!!! Nobody gives a fuck about that prejudice, fat bitch who calls herself a Queen!! I COULD NOT BELIEVE that he said he was best known for that role.. O M G!!! Loved your comment though! Right on, honey!
Re: jade_iris – LOL!! Thanks for your input!! I didn't want to be the only one.. I couldn't believe that he said that shit! I am sitting here alone and when I read it I LITERALLY said "Are you fucking kidding me"? very loudly at that!! You know, I really do HATE Perez and think that he's a piece of shit not worthy of being pissed on if he were burning to death, but I still come to the sight! I'm sure that's how a LOT of people feel, but we still want to get the gossip, so we continue coming. All the while paying this fuckers salary and making him more and more famous! It makes me sick!! Oh well, I wanted to say thanks and let you know that I loved your comment!
Re: Lilyandparrots – oh my god I thought it was just my jaw dropping. Apparently SNL means nothing.
'Bringing Down The House'?? Really Perez?? I could think of many more he's best known for.
Re: KCRosie – lmao the comments on here are sooo funny.
u r so fuckin stupid
every move steve martin is in is hilarious especially dirty rotten scoundrels hehehe
just a seriously funny guy
Best known opposite Queen Latifah in "Bringing Down the House". Are you fucking kidding me? Seriously, who writes this shit, some 14 year old? Concentrate on hiring journalists now, your site is big enough and it is becoming pathetic to read.
Re: YUCK –
THIS is the best post of the month.
Love Steve Martin! Such a joker, but he is definitely not BEST known for bringing down the house….seriously. Air Force one, or Father of the bride (I would even accept Cheaper by the dozen as more acceptable than Bringing down the house), or practically anything else but Bringing down the house.
hes known for more than bringing down the house you fucking idiot. e was famous before u were even breathing!
is your base of movies really so small that you best know STEVE martin for bringing down the house????!!!! dont you claim to know about popular culture?
Who the hell calls him "Steven Martin", anyway?
Really, Bringing Down the House, thats like saying he's best known for his role in The Pink Panther?!?!
um, why are you calling him steven??
I really hope it was a joke to say "Though most people know Steven Martin as an actor,best known for his role opposite Queen Latifah in Bringing Down The House"… Because um, he been around and in ALOT more than that, and ALOT better then that movie also.
Perez can't be the one writing this shiz — he has clearly outsourced the blogging duties to India. "Steven" Martin? Are you kidding me? Is he a great comedian like Rick Pryor, Samuel Kinison and Edward Murphy? I have constantly taken issue with the fact that whoever is writing this stuff doesn't know the difference between "it's" and "its," but this is a hilarious new low. This site has jumped the shark, big-time.
Re: Moogle80 – "He's joking," means that "Steven's" rider is a joke. It is a joke, and it's a funny one. Unfortunately, whoever wrote this post is not joking. He or she is really stupid enough to call him "Steven Martin" and to claim that he is best known for "Bringing Down the House."
you guys are morons. im pretty sure he doesnt actually believe steve martin is best known for bringing down the house. give me a break
Re: livie42 – Does he (whoever that is, since Perez is no longer writing the copy for his site) know that it's "Steve Martin," and not "Steven?" If he (or whoever) doesn't, that's hilariously lame. If he does, and he's trying to make a joke by calling him "Steven Martin," it doesn't work.
Steve Martin is best known for his role in "Bringing Down the House"??? Are you fucking kidding me???
Only a complete moron would think that steve martin is annoying. I am ashamed I visit your site.
Best known for Bring Down the House? Is that a joke? He's had an amazing career! The Jerk, SNL, Roxanne, Planes Trains & Automobiles? Hello! I could keep going - and I'm only 26. It is so sad that Perez has no concept of talent, quality, or American culture. Stick with kissing Stefanie Germanottas famewhoring ass. The rest of us will judge actual talent.
I can't believe you said he's best know for his role in Bringing Down the House. That movie sucked balls. Steve Martin has been in such great films and that stupid movie is the best you can do. Besides, I really think that list is all a joke.
Wow Perez you are such a fucktard. First calling the Gibbs hasbeens and now you're trying to say Steve Martin is best known for that movie? Fucktard.
I don't think a "Best known for…" sentence is even necessary here. Like anyone needs a reminder of who the fk Steve Martin is.
steve martin is awesome. however i cant believe you would say he is best known as starring in bringing down the house?!?!?! he has been in so many other movies that were way better and you choose some crappy comedy he did with queen latifah. kinda dumb. but that was pretty funny.