Latest Twilight Novella Sells Over A Million Copies In Under A Month!

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Now, imagine if she hadn't put it online for free!

Stephenie Meyer, the mastermind that spawned The Twilight Saga and gave The Holy Trinity their careers, has a lot to celebrate this week. Not only is the third movie based on her third book poised to smash the box-office this week, but her latest addition to the Twilight collection, The Short Second Life of Bree Tanner, has sold over 1 million copies in under a month!

Meyer's publisher, Little, Brown Books for Young Readers said this morning that the book now ranks as the year's best-selling literature so far in the U.S.

We hope this has proved something to you, Stephenie. Time to get back to writing more tales of sparkling vampires. No need for it be any good. Just make sure there is some sparkling and Volvos and a lot of Edward Cullen. Twi-Hards will buy a zillion copies!

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    Posted: Jun 28, 2010 at 7:00 pm / Email this  »

    69 comments to “Latest Twilight Novella Sells Over A Million Copies In Under A Month!”



    1. 1

      If she's smart she'll ditch the "i'm an artist crap" and give us more Edward.



    2. 2

      Wow. For a Mormon who doesn't drink or smoke … she sure does ABUSE the FOOD !!!



    3. 3

      Not surprised at all!



    4. 4

      Thats nothing. Harry Potter did that in an hour.



    5. 5

      I don't think this pic is Stephanie Meyer, I think this is the chic from Drop Dead Georgous on Lifetime TV



    6. 6

      God she's a piggy



    7. 7

      Is she pregnant??

    8. 6one9 says – reply to this


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      She should use the $$$$$$$$$ and hire her some “` peeps “` to get her “ into a healthy shape. And I'm being nice!! :)

    9. litzi says – reply to this


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      Stephenie Meyer needs to step away from her computer keyboard (assuming that's where she writes) and get some major exercise. She's too young to be so obese…unhealthy and most unattractive.

    10. litzi says – reply to this


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      Re: 6one9 – WHY??? Ms. Meyer's is overweight and needs to deal with her eating disorder….



    11. 11

      "We hope this has proved something to you.."??? "No need for it be any good."??? Are the "writers" on PH alumnus of the same "writing" school as Stephenie Meyers?



    12. 12

      Re: 6one9 – Yeah, the money = 134 million.



    13. 13

      how many people from the film crew did she eat??



    14. 14

      After seeing what this girl looks like..I think its clear that she needed to get caught up in a big ass unrealistic fantasy world to cope with being a fatty.



    15. 15

      she can buy more pudding now



    16. 16

      This picture explains so much about those crap books. Hated "Twilight"!



    17. 17

      Yikes!, she's hefty! I have never read the books or seen the movies but I have seen the girls that are obsessed them…and they pretty much are varying forms of this woman.



    18. 18

      Some of these comments are unbelievable!! This woman is truly talented and all some of u seem to give a crap about is that she's a lil "chunky"…. Look in the mirror then criticise!!!



    19. 19

      Anne Rice is the Queen of Vampires.



    20. 20

      WOW!!! You people are awful! You would think being "fans" of Perez, you wouldn't be so cruel to make fun of someone for their weight, considering Perez used to be on the bigger side!!! and to the folks here at Perez, did you not read the books!!! Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot you are all just Literary geniuses here!!! ahhh, I think I might just stop visiting this website! You are all AWFUL!!!!



    21. 21

      OMG! She's so fat!



    22. 22

      The "Host" is another really good read…PS Why is she so fat?



    23. 23

      you can never be too rich or too - oh F it



    24. 24

      looks like she eats a cookie for every book she sells



    25. 25

      WOW- after reading all these comments, I am amazed there are any good people out there. How do any of you know that she may have a health issue etc. Either way is it YOUR business?? Whatever happened to if you can't say something nice don't say it at all. If I were her and got on here and read what you wrote I would feel SO horrible.



    26. 26

      I so agree, I cannot believe how rude people are.



    27. 27

      Oink!
      I know it's harsh, but I mean with her looooong break from writing shitty books, you'd think she'd spend her extra time dieting or working out, but noo. You know, it's really not that hard once you get in the habit of it, but then again, me being young might have something to do with my weight loss…



    28. 28

      Re: bizatch4eva – SM's books are total crap, it doesn't take a literary genius to realize that! They are $u$$e$$ful, but that's not the same as being a well written book. And if you think that the people on this site are soooo beneath well written books, then go away! Bye!

      uccessful



    29. 29

      she ate dakota fanning.



    30. 30

      With all that dough you'd think Stephenie Meyer could afford to hire a freakin trainer and shed some of those lbs. Fat is FUG. She looks like Carnie Wilson.



    31. 31

      she looks as large as a typical twi-hard.



    32. 32

      headin' to the buffet trough, moo-moo?



    33. 33

      Re: X-Pixie-X – i completely agree with you



    34. 34

      Re: treeny – are you serious??? step on me meyer talented? wow you obviously don't know what that word means.



    35. 35

      Re: bizatch4eva – i read the books i wasted hours reading that crap. she is a horrible horrible writer. Thats why i made a bon fire and burned her books. There is no reason to have that shit on my bookshelves



    36. 36

      * rolls eyes * yep, once again most of the comments have been left by self righteous trolls… wow, how very NOT surprinsing… you guys make me sick. :/ get a fucking life you retards.



    37. 37

      The less appealing the writer, the more popular the book..



    38. 38

      Re: bizatch4eva – that's exactly what I'm saying! It's like all these people focus on is how big someone is and it's really beginning to make me pity them for being so judgemental. Oh well, they're the ones lowering their levels and acting like immature little shitheads.



    39. 39

      [re=5163564]Re: Indigo she wasn't even talking about Twilight - she was talking about the assholes who for some reason think it's THEIR business how big she is when the truth is it's not their business and everyone should take a look in the fucking mirror before they go judge other people because of stuff like this.



    40. 40

      … i can see why she'd write such cheesy a love story



    41. 41

      Wow she ballooned.

    42. k-lee says – reply to this


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      i have all the twilight books, but i'm not wasting money on this one. who the fuck cares about bree tanner? give us more jacob and edward! she knows those two are the real money makers.



    43. 43

      "Literature" is quite a generous assessment.
      .
      Yikes, I don't wanna be mean but this photo explains EVERYTHING about that crap series. Now I get it.



    44. 44

      How the hell. I read it online and it was even more terrible than the regular books, which was sad because I was genuinely interested in Bree's story. I thought for once this fat ass would earn some redemption points. Not so much.



    45. 45

      MAN THE HARPOONS



    46. 46

      Holy shit. I've only ever seen the face of her so seeing her whole body… D:

      Explains a lot about Twilight.



    47. 47

      helllllaaa fat



    48. 48

      I can't STAND her. I LOVE the books and the movies, but when it comes to HER, I get bitchy!You know that she sends most of the money she makes, to organiztions that BANN gay marriages.. I HATE that bitch!!!Somebody needs to call Jenny Craig!!



    49. 49

      The novella didn't have any Volvos nor Edward Cullen but it did have some sparkling going on.



    50. 50

      You guys are so mean! It's so easy to sit behind your computer and judge someone else, take a look in the mirror!



    51. 51

      Re: Andalious – WHERE THE HELL DID U READ THAT MORON? GEEZ U YANKS ARE SO SHALLOW & NASTY! SAD 4 U!



    52. 52

      Ugh, why the hell are people STILL buying her shitty books?? ANNE RICE/ JK ROWLING ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!



    53. 53

      Re: X-Pixie-X – nothing beats harry potter.



    54. 54

      I read like the first 50 pages and I have to say its pretty good! I haven't had much time to read more, but I like it. And I'm sorry but is a horrible pic of Stephanie :/ …. she could be pregnant but even so, she needs an exercise routine. Bad!



    55. 55

      i feel like i could be an author in today's age…



    56. 56

      Re: treeny – k. i did. damn i look good! Wow! This bitch is faaat! she should really lay off the cake. and i agree w/ whoever said she had to get lost in her own lame fantasy to get over being a fatty.



    57. 57

      RE: Indigo - I can only imagine what type of "books" you have on your shelves! I didn't say people on this website are "beneath" well written books, but when someone makes the "Nasty" comments as most have on this website, that proves IGNORANCE!! Just as you have just proven your ignorance by showing you aren't even able to read a comment left on a gossip website! No wonder you didn't like the book, you can't even read correctly!! - - Now, how does that feel to have someone who doesn't even know you put you down from just one comment (or photo)!!! CHILDREN



    58. 58

      One more thing!! She's never claimed that she's the next Anne Rice nor that her books are comparable to the likes of the great classics!! She had a dream and wrote it down. Someone read it and thought teens would like it, so they were published. (OMG she's so fat and stupid!!) She's made millions off of dreams people!!! That's pretty damn smart if you ask me!!!



    59. 59

      Know her food bill is HUGE, LOL.



    60. 60

      proving the masses have crap taste



    61. 61

      LOL She can buy more food. I swear she wasn't this big when they first started making the movies…



    62. 62

      STAND BY ALERT. DEATH STAR APPROACHING.



    63. 63

      i think most of u are nasty judgemental pigs yourselves! i think shes beautiful, unlike most of you! shes talented and she's gorgeous inside and out. gee you ppl are shallow…its alright to enjoy the twilight craze, but then u get attitude with the person responsible….cos she doesnt look like you want her too?? ……….grow up kids!!!



    64. 64

      wow is this stephenie meyer?? i swear she was thinner than this last time i saw her, cause she now looks like a straight up fat ass



    65. 65

      I wonder how tall she is - because if those are her knees, I'd vote pregnant.



    66. 66

      Luckily she's talented enough to write several books, that in turn have been made into movies, which has earned her enough to retire for the rest of her life. Suck on that you fat bashers. You probably havent even passed year 7. Instead of bashing her for her weight (how fkn original) why dont you open up debate about why exactly you dislike her… is it because she is better than you? Probably.



    67. 67

      LAND HOOOOOOO!



    68. 68

      Re: treeny – I did look in the mirror. I weigh 110.



    69. 69

      Re: bizatch4eva – If you know how to read then you know the books are not that well written. It doesn't take a genius to figure that out.