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33 comments to “The Simpleton Gets Holistic!”



  1. 1

    I got fat just by reading this.



  2. 2

    that's what I'm studying as a Licensed Massage Therapist…cupping is an ancient Chinese technique that involves bringing the blood to the surface of the skin…just makes you turn red..that's all…but it does improve circulation…



  3. 3

    Does anyone else remember the Carrie underwood vs simpleton war??? REAL GIRLS EAT MEAT tshirt??? no???



  4. 4

    Master WANG? You've got to be kidding me.



  5. 5

    I thought nobody fell for that "Cupping" B.S. every since Gwenyth Paltro tried it like 5 years ago and was made so much fun of. It basically breacks down to, they put some cups on your back, burn a little wick off them so the oxegen in the cup is used up and it gives you a hickey. They claim it pulls toxins out of your body. So basically you pay a fortune to walk out with about 6 hickeys on your back.

  6. dango says – reply to this


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    Not to call B.S., but I saw her eating at PF Changs in Sherman Oaks on Friday. How vegan and natural is THAT



  7. 7

    holistic medicine is not quackery. why so negative, p? maybe you should try it-it might improve your spelling…



  8. 8

    What is this Master Wang's email? Long@dong.com??? As a "true" vegan, I am not interested in celebrity fly-by-night endorsements. It is not a fucking fad! "Hey everyone, look at me, I sampled this new lifestyle cuz I'm really cool…blah blah blah". So pretentious. Wasn't she the same dumb bitch who claimed that real girls ate meat? Guess she's a total fake then.



  9. 9

    I would LOVE to put my Master Wang into her pure little tea cup. Or so to speak…



  10. 10

    I'm not a fan of her music, but good for her for trying holistic health approaches to see how her body responds.



  11. 11

    Re: PalmSprings – What,she sings?Who knew?



  12. 12

    LMAO at Master Wang. Thats what I call my husband :P



  13. 13

    Is Pu-erh tea made out of chicken or fish? It's fish right?



  14. 14

    Cupping is a man cupping a woman's breast



  15. 15

    good for her.I hope it works for her.



  16. 16

    Silly Jess. these tweets are to throw everyone off track for the next time she is photographed. see, she's had plastic surgery. notice you haven't seen her in about 9 weeks? well now that she has heeled and can come back out, this is her 'guise. this new "zen and tea" diet is going to be what she says has changed her look! she would never admit it's a scaple and a sucking tube called lypo. it's just like Star Jones and her pilati's. that was really a somach staple. they disappear, take up a new exercise/diet, and presto, they look 180 differnt. as carely woudl say, "your so vain"



  17. 17

    wow…she never ceases to amaze me and not in a good way! She always makes a point of accepting herself the way she is but she clearly doesn't. She turned herself into a reality star and now she's bitter when the tables turned on her. IF YOU DON'T WANT PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT YOUR WEIGHT THEN STAY OUT OF THE SPOTLIGHT…IT IS A CHOICE!!!!



  18. 18

    I care only about her cup size.



  19. 19

    @ Cheezez-the only pretentious shit on this page is someone who announces to the internet that only YOUR intentions are "true". What gives you the right to call her pretentious? Because she is trying something new to change her life? It might not be a fad for her how do you know that for sure? So she has the money means to get some supposedly awesome master. Shame on you. Oh and your a jerk to, Mario. I'd sure like to kick you in your root chakra…..



  20. 20

    She better get some BOTOX shots in her ass. She has bombs for boobs and a ironing board ass.



  21. 21

    She is so hot that I would drop goo licking her fingers after she woofed down a KFC double-down. Seriously is there a part of her body any normal guy wouldn't just die to lick?



  22. 22

    Perez wishes he had a Master Wang to work with…..besides his own. lol

  23. byho says – reply to this


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    oh she might be filming that show again… " the price of beauty" i hate that show.. is not inpowering, is just jessica making fun,



  24. 24

    anyone who thinks cupping does anything other than make a hickey is a moron. Show me a double blind, peer reviewed study and I'll accept it, but until then… it's just more craptastic quackery.



  25. 25

    dang it clara, ya left the darn cow barn door open again!



  26. 26

    She's so hot, all sexuality….



  27. 27

    Good for her p-u-s-s-y.



  28. 28

    Why are you so jealous of this beautiful girl?



  29. 29

    How does she come up with the shit that she does? She doesn't have a brain so someone is helping her. Vegan my ass. Maybe Mr. Wang is her new bed partner and she is just getting the hickey's from him. Take some Xlax sweetie and you will feel better in the morning.



  30. 30

    Perhaps this will help her to sing, even better, to be human.



  31. 31

    Sounds like Billy Corgan got her hooked on his bullshit hippy spiritualism.



  32. 32

    Who cares what this bitch does. She'll tweet anything for publicity. She's such a fame whore.



  33. 33

    May she find health and peace of mind. Holistic stuff can work. You need to do your homework which I'm not sure if she's doing. Ah well.