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Titanic 2 Is In The Works!

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This has lawsuit instant classic written all over it!

The Asylum Production company has decided to ignore history altogether and is reportedly making a direct-to-DVD sequel to the Academy Award winning film, Titanic!

The most inspired film to ever be produced will star Brooke Burns and shockingly will NOT take place on the original ship, but in modern times!

The synopsis reads:

On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened “Titanic 2,” follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.

These producers must either be the dumbest people alive or the bravest, because we can't imagine anyone who would want to deliberately incur the wrath of James Cameron!

That being said, we anxiously await its release! Can U imagine how HOrrific this movie is going to be?!

Move over Snakes on a Plane, here comes Titanic 2!

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62 comments to “Titanic 2 Is In The Works!”

  1. 1

    O my god, why does every great film have to get a sequel or a remake? (Edward Scissorhands.)
    Don't fucking mess with the classics and come up with your own storyline.

  2. 2

    Dude, forget Snakes on a Plane, Asylum made Snakes on a Train. It is the best movie I have ever seen.

  3. 3

    This is looks better than "Precious."

  4. 4

    LOL! holly wood can't seem to come up with original movies anymore..sad.

  5. 5

    I am TIRED of these mutherfuckin' icebergs hittin' this mutherfuckin' BOAT!

  6. 6

    If I could see Leo drown again, I would be there!

  7. 7

    hahhah oh god.

  8. 8


  9. 9

    Holy cocksucker.

  10. 10

    Wow. first mean girls, now THIS!
    TITANIC 2 IS TEH LAST STRAW! mean girls is awesome enough and you people are making a sequel!

  11. 11

    Sounds really fucking stupid!

  12. 12

    OH FUCK NO! Titanic is Mah favorite movie! These motha fuckers is crazy! Its sound dumb as fuck already! " a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate" What the fuck!… ah um hmm.. im lost for words… thats why its going striaght to DVD… i can't wait to see this shit!

  13. 13


  14. 14

    HAWT MESS…sooo over Hollywood and their lame sequels and remakes. even IMadeAMovie isn't making something as shiteous as this!

  15. 15

    When I first speed-red the article I thought it said 'Mel Brooks not 'Brooke Burns, and that wouldn't be a bad idea! Brooke Burns never heard of him. I'm thinking like a 'starwars kind of parady aka 'Spaceballs, only of Titannic preportions. Get It?

  16. 16

    The only type of movies that should have sequels are comedies and action movies.

  17. 17

    No, no, no and again NO!
    For the love of everything that's precious, if you're gonna make a "sequel" with a modern twist DON'T name it "Titanic 2" as that is first of all the lamest thing you could possibly do (besides from actually MAKING a sequel) seeing how the ORIGINAL was released 13 years ago as well as making the ORIGINAL movie look bad.
    Some movies are just meant to be Left. The. Hell. ALONE.

  18. 18


  19. 19

    Re: Darkoz – WHORE! Obviously knows David or David, the 2 "mastrminds" of this puked-up operation. Enjoy.

  20. 20

    Re: Ashley Rob. – The Asylum is HARDLY Hollywood- more like WHORRYwood.

  21. 21

    Whyyyyy the hell would they make this?! "Straight to DVD" and "Titanic" should NEVER be used in the same sentence.

  22. 22

    hollywood is a lost cause….

  23. 23

    No! Just NO!

  24. 24

    omg - NOOOOOOO
    titanic was based on real events - how can you make a sequel which never existed?
    so stupid and what a way to tamper with a classic

  25. 25

    As much as a EPIC movie it was, it doesn't need a sequel.

  26. 26

    LMAO! I might actually watch it to laugh at how horrible it is

  27. 27

    I can't wait to see it - as I never get enough of Titanic topics.

  28. 28

    I have had it with these motherfucking icebergs on this motherfucking ship!!!!!!!!

  29. 29

    All I could do when I read this was laugh. LAUGH, LAUGH,LAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. 30

    I think I liked this movie when I saw it the first time, under the title of "The Poseidon Adventure".

  31. 31

    Guess I'm going to have to change my avatar.

  32. 32

    This has actually made me so pissed that i'm speechless!!! WHAT THE HELL?! you do not disgrace the legendary movie with a craptacular direct to dvd sequel!!! This is an outrage!!! I'm a big fan of both the movie and the ship (try to tell me something about the titanic i do not know, i dare you) BUT THIS IS ANARCHY!!

  33. 33


  34. 34

    Titanic was resolved, the boat sank, one main character died and the other reached old age to tell this epic story, so why make a two. its not some cheap horror film that warrants a sequel.
    Why even call it Titanic 2 if it really has no connection to the orginal?!
    Im agitated -_-

  35. 35

    holy crap. this has to be a fucking joke. you can't be serious.

  36. 36

    This movie was done. I.E. Poseidon with Fergie. That sucked.. this two will suck. Seems as though the suits over in Hollyweird have tight wallets. They're making all these reality shows, sequels, and remakes, so that they don't have to shell out the big bucks for original content!

  37. 37

    do people even try in hollywood anymore?

  38. 38

    Lolz, wut? This ISN'T a Cameron-produced and directed film? I expected THAT when I first read the title of this story in this blog, lolz. :-/

  39. SS18 says – reply to this


    Snakes on a Plane is going to be Oscar worthy compared to this!
    … Leo should make a quick cameo for shits and giggles.

  40. 40

    I don't really understand why people are looking at this as a sequel or remake. The characters aren't the same, and the story takes place on an entirely different ship that just so happens to be called the Titanic II. Plenty of movies have been made about the Titanic story and James Cameron wasn't the only person to put it on the screen. Cameron's film may have been the only truly successful version, and I'm not saying this movie sounds good, but jeez people calm down a little.

  41. 41

    I'm sorry but you cannot make a sequel to Titanic. That has 'fail' written all over it.

  42. 42

    Proof positive that all the whores aren't on Sunset Blvd.

  43. rsvp says – reply to this


    It's direct to video so who cares? Will probably show up on the SYFY channel. Stupid, though. Who would want to get on a ship named after one of the worst disasters in maritime history?

  44. 44

    How does obviously terrible crap like this get green-lighted when there's so many genuinely good concepts from no-name writers/artists who can't get a break?

  45. 45

    LOL who gets on a boat named the Titanic 2? dumbasses

  46. 46

    i just laughed… to tears

  47. 47

    Obviously this movie is meant to be tongue-in-cheek and has no relation to the James Cameron film whatsoever. It's not a sequel of any kind—so it doesn't make sense to criticize it on the basis that it will tarnish the memory of the "original"!

    Some low-budget filmmakers are just being clever with a title, that's all. It reminds me of one of those Troma films of the 80s, like The Toxic Avenger.

  48. 48

    its ganna suck

  49. 49

    Perez, do your research
    (as much as it pains me to defend this movie) It is NOT a sequel to James Cameron's movie. The movie is the name of the boat Titanic 2.
    It's a completely separate movie

  50. 50

    I love movies like this. It's the best way to goof off on a sunday afternoon. Makes me pine for Linea Quigley to come back to the B movie world.

  51. 51


  52. 52

    Re: sandman45 – um, you never heard of him because Brooke Burns is a female.. she's in Melrose Place..IMDB her

  53. 53

    epic fail

    razzie for the decade award

  54. 54

    there is a titanic 2, it did follow the original route but um nothing happened! LMAO

  55. 55

    Please tell me this is a joke. Titanic was a cinematic masterpiece why would anyone even think about this idea?

  56. 56

    Is this a joke?

  57. 57

    wow they managed to do the impossible and sink the fucking titanic again, all in the name of milking the cow. this will die a death

  58. 58

    thats gonna be, stupid?

    no one can do it better than leo and kate.
    no one. best pair in history of flim making

  59. 59

    oh no thats all i have to say. diaster

  60. 60

    That's horrible!

  61. 61

    I can't really explain why, but this just pissed me off.

  62. 62

    Re: pastxmas – Leo didn't drown. He froze to death. Did you even pay attention?