lawsuit instant classic written all over it!
The Asylum Production company has decided to ignore history altogether and is reportedly making a direct-to-DVD sequel to the Academy Award winning film, Titanic!
The most inspired film to ever be produced will star Brooke Burns and shockingly will NOT take place on the original ship, but in modern times!
The synopsis reads:
On the 100th anniversary of the original voyage, a modern luxury liner christened “Titanic 2,” follows the path of its namesake. But when a tsunami hurls an ice berg into the new ship’s path, the passengers and crew must fight to avoid a similar fate.
These producers must either be the dumbest people alive or the bravest, because we can't imagine anyone who would want to deliberately incur the wrath of James Cameron!
That being said, we anxiously await its release! Can U imagine how HOrrific this movie is going to be?!
Move over Snakes on a Plane, here comes Titanic 2!
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