Grab Hold!

6/29/2010 5:00 PM ET | Filed under: Cristiano Ronaldo

Did you find what you were looking for there, Crissy?!

Cristiano Ronaldo stopped to readjust yesterday as he and his team were practicing for their big match in the World Cup.

Might want to concentrate on some OTHER balls if you want to win your upcoming match!

[Image via Fame Pictures.]

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50 comments to “Grab Hold!”

abym says – reply to this

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Sorry… Christiano has already lost the match!!!! Spain is on the way, Portugal is coming back home… Now he can concentrate himself on his own balls…
imadiva says – reply to this

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They actually just played and PORTUGAL LOST.
AvaLovesAbs says – reply to this

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I saw this picture hours ago Mario, once again too slow…oh did you also hear his team lost!! bahaha
maruk says – reply to this

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yeah they already lost perezito
canderson says – reply to this

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Are ya kidding? The match finished over half an hour ago. I hate you.
Patchyk says – reply to this

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I SO WOULD!!!!
npc25 says – reply to this

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hopefully he finds it and shares
hoochpit says – reply to this

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They already lost you stupid fuck. Fatboy, your pretty stupid, but this dumb bitch you have doing your afternoon blog is worse. Never thought it was possible, but yes, it is.
LUCIA AMO says – reply to this

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he already lost, VIVA ESPAÑA!
NeedleDickTheBugFucker says – reply to this

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hey mario, where have all of the commentors gone? same place as your advertizers?
amandaCCCCC says – reply to this

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ugly legs
koe says – reply to this

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They lost their 'upcoming' match an hour ago.
Ronaldo did very little in the game and Villa scored for Spain. Spain are through and Portugal are going back home.
hamnip says – reply to this

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nothing like a pre-game wank
isolde says – reply to this

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HAHAHAA THEY LOST! Maybe his ego can finally deflate a little.
allycakes says – reply to this

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You really should stop pretending you know anything about the World Cup. Portugal had already lost to Spain before you posted this
xoxo_anonymous says – reply to this

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they already lost the match.
luvstotango says – reply to this

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Well, after yesterday's picture, this one sure broke the spell.
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Someone commented that was "Eurotrash".
Correctomundo.
Colleensc says – reply to this

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jesus christ perez, don't even mention soccer on your site.
you have no goddamn clue what you're talking about
zooby says – reply to this

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GO BRAZIL, URUGUAY, ARGENTINA, and SPAIN!
PixieCullen says – reply to this

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HA-HA!!! they looooooost today!!!! go hooooooome fug! lmao
and he spat in the camera once they lost too, how very classy of him, his mama must be so proud. idiot.
Antony says – reply to this

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Mmmmmmmmm I loove him - the only thing hitting the floor would be my kneeeees *glug*glug*
blahblah12 says – reply to this

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Re: luvstotango – "Eurotrash" ?? you disgust me .What the hell do you have againts Europeans ? . You silly closeminded American prick.
nounou says – reply to this

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you idiot you posted this after he lost his match
blahblah12 says – reply to this

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By the way Perez Portugal lost and Cristiano didn't really do much the whole game.But i wanted Spain to win so i really didn't mind.Villa managed to score ..again !.
Spain is still in it to win it !.Yay!
Go spain !!!!!!!!!!!!.
SEXYCDN2010 says – reply to this

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so glad Portugal lost!
la_cucaracha says – reply to this

26

As Janet would say…'grab it up, grab it up'….
Mrmiamih says – reply to this

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Villa is the true # 7 , he was unreal while Ronaldo was barely heard from all match
isolde says – reply to this

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ps go Netherlands!
Wij houden van Oranje!
Pilioliva says – reply to this

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Why NOW are you reporting the WORLD CUP?? A lil late dont ya think?!
canadaeurotrash says – reply to this

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gay greasy euro trash!
Q-een B says – reply to this

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who cares if the man lost!… I still would like to hold his golden balls any day!
mrsbrightside says – reply to this

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God! So happy Portugal lost today! Cristiano Ronaldo is sooooo overrated!!! He sucked today!!!
luvstotango says – reply to this

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Day 70
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Barackie accepts international help for the oil spill.
He turned their offer down in the first week.
America's greatest ecological disaster.
He was against it, before he was for it.
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Kinda similar to General Betray-us?
We were dead set against him, before we were for him.
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"The second phase of the great American disillusionment
with Barack Obama is complete."
Icarus….meet sun.
Paula Carvalho says – reply to this

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I still haven't found what i'm looking for…
julesisthebest says – reply to this

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EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!
bluephoenix says – reply to this

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He hasn't done anything significant in football since World Cup 2006 when Portugal beat Germany. Get over him.
Cattac says – reply to this

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The spray tan has probably made them shrivel up and fall off by now.
umyeah says – reply to this

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haha, what a loser he is….and a sore loser at that…looking like a little bitch spitting in front of the cameras like a child….awww poor baby
umyeah says – reply to this

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Re: luvstotango – you are a complete moron, countries from all over the world have been sending help and we have been accepting it….from the skimming boats to extra boom, we have accepted it from all over the place….you are a fucktard that doesn't know shit about what you speak of and need to quit trying to spread your lies on here
koe says – reply to this

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Re: isolde – Hup Holland Hup
danifff says – reply to this

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melhor jogador do mundo?? HA HA, que piada!
se eu n gostava dele, agora odeio.o! eu e pelo menos metade da população português!
azulle says – reply to this

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uhm… should have kept grabbing his balls. they're out of the cup.
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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OMG SO HOT I WANT TO HELP HIM FIND THOSE BALLS LOL
theanakarina says – reply to this

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hello crabs
theanakarina says – reply to this

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Re: poopdiddy2008 – he has. on cocoperez
Azorean says – reply to this

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Congrats to Spain from a Portuguese guy. The Portugal team is great but Spain proved itself better.
Azorean says – reply to this

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Re: canadaeurotrash – What's with the greasy stuff? First people are calling Italians greasy dagos now they're callling Ronaldo that? That kinda talk went out in the seventies. You're a moron canadianeurotrash.
vespaluv says – reply to this

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Ronaldouche!
Viva Espana!
1universal says – reply to this

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im perfectly okay with him concentrating on those balls!!! mmm…
dave_o says – reply to this

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cristiano you should be ashamed of your performance at the world cup

portugal would have gone through if you'd played any part in the game against spain

concentrate on football and not all the hollywood attention