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Joran Van Der Sloot Will Only Speak For $$$!

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And a lot of $$$ at that!

TV insiders have suggested to sources that serial killer murder suspect Joran van der Sloot refuses to give any inteviews unless he's paid and paid very well.

How well? His current asking price is $1 million!

If you didn't already think he was a douche bag than here's the cherry on top!

Insiders say that all the media attention Joran is getting is exactly what he's after and he knows that an epic televised interview is exactly what the world wants to see. One source suggests:

"It's a horrid thing to admit, but he could be right. An interview with him from behind bars would certainly get huge ratings. And when you think how much money the cast of 'Friends' got per half-hour episode, $1 million for van der Sloot could be considered a bargain."

Ugh! How sick do you have to be to be on trial for murder and only care about how you can make money off of it?!

This guy really does disgust us!

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47 comments to “Joran Van Der Sloot Will Only Speak For $$$!”



  1. 1

    aww, this is actually quite smart on his part! he is going to need to pay for lawyers, fees, etc…. I'd do the same!



  2. 2

    Honestly… what is he going to do with money???? He's going to be behind bars for the rest of his miserable life…



  3. 3

    are u stupid? he killed people, asking for money for interviews is nothing compared to that. he might as well milk it, sad as it is. lindsay does it. LOL



  4. 4

    It's worth it only if he tells where and what happened to N. Holloway body. So her family can have peace and closure. I would not want my sister or any family member missing like that. This man has no soul! Pay him the damn money and let him talk his arse off! Give up the ghost. Monster!

  5. Jaded says – reply to this


    5

    The money must be for his family because he won't be able to spend it in hell, and this time he killed the wrong girl because her family is way to well known in Peru to let him ever get out of it this time. I think they should offer the pay him the money and then stop payment on the check. What's he going to do? Sue?



  6. 6

    You cant spend cash in a Peruvian prison, can you?



  7. 7

    Why are you even giving this cold-blooded killer any of your time or webspace. May he burn at the ninth ring of hell!



  8. 8

    Re: summerpistol – …………………..how can you say aww? He deserves no money for anything.



  9. 9

    Re: Jaded – What's he going to do? Sue?

    ^lol good point



  10. 10

    So he's one of Gaga's monsters???

  11. Merab says – reply to this


    11

    I don´t get this either … How can he spend those money?
    In the "world" he will be all his life he doesn´t need them…

    Or give those money to the families of victims? I don´t think he is capable for that…or to his own family ? they will be ashamed to receive them ( but who knows? people like money anyway)



  12. 12

    Let's not and say we didn't. He doesn't deserve airtime much less holding the world hostage. If they agree to that then before airing it and paying the punk - Natalee needs to be found - otherwise no pay no show. This is just another way for him to get control. I say lock the door and stop all of the attention and he may sing then.



  13. 13

    No worries. He is a hated person in Peru. He won't last a week in prison after his conviction. They'll knife him. Mark my words!



  14. 14

    Well you cant buy your way out of hell…………Have fun rotting Van Der Shit…..



  15. 15

    He can ask away, he is a monster afterall and a raving lunatic to boot. The person who rises to the bait and gives him the million, that is the sicker lunatic. I hope it will never happen. Poor N Holloway's mum tried throwing cash his way, she got no info, why would this be different. He just likes public interest to focas on him. Leave him to rot in jail, who cares what he has to say!



  16. 16

    and some network or media outlet will pay him exactly what he is asking for, that's the disgusting part of it. once he gets the money his stipulations will change and he'll start saying he didn't kill anyone and doesn't want to talk about murders but his new rap career (or something).

    in the words of liz lemon 'oh brother'



  17. 17

    the money should either go the families involved or to charity



  18. 18

    He is so delusional, he probably thinks he is going to get out and be able to spend the money. I personally think he is a homosexual in denial and that is where all his psychotic rage comes from.



  19. 19

    Weird. You make it sound like wanting lots of money is actually worse than murdering two women. That explains a lot about how much you hate women.



  20. 20

    Does he want the money to buy protection while he is in jail?



  21. 21

    too bad he's not under US jurisdiction. Most states have a Son of Sam law which prevents convicted murders from making money off of their crimes. Too bad - cuz then the media could wait until he was convicted for the story, and any profits could be seized and used to compensate the criminal's victims.
    Of course - Cali has overturned this law. Shocking.



  22. 22

    Just because he asks for a million, doesn't mean that he will get it! Actually, I think I have heard all I want to from the psychopath…



  23. 23

    Re: Paris France

    I doubt he will ever say where that poor girl is.



  24. 24

    I hope to GOD that NO ONE pays him.. But unfortunately FOX will probably pay the mil to talk to this murder.. He will NEVER tell anyone the truth about what he did to Natalie.. He has lied about her whereabouts twice now.. He is pathological and does not know how to tell the truth.



  25. 25

    disgusting!



  26. 26

    Bastard.



  27. 27

    I would tell him "great, let's do it", then have the judges and victims' families watching this "broadcast". Once he spills, take him to the nastiest cell in Peru, and throw Monopoly money in the door as it slams shut.

    -

    Anyone who pays/feeds this sub-human should realize they would also have blood on their hands.

  28. Dusss says – reply to this


    28

    Re: whatevsb – yes you can. You can buy a private cell for example…
    My friend is a lawyer in Mexico… she explained a LOT to me, about how things work around there.

    Just like showing him on tv like some kind of trophy. And yes he's going to spend time in jail… He's definitely not going to Aruba or NL right now… But if his lawyer waits 2-3 years, till the media 'craziness' is over.. and he's not such a 'hot topic' anymore. Then they can start talking 'business' over there.

    This kid has money (and making more and more of it)… and is NOT spending 35years in a prison in Peru.



  29. 29

    omg i'm from the same country and soooo embarrased
    he makes us look bad



  30. 30

    I read some of the comments. I bet also he thinks he is going to get out. Right. Plus, those latin prisons, are the worse around. He will regret the day he was born and or better yet, murdered those women. I doubt he will make it out. Those guys are going to kill him.



  31. 31

    He probably needs the money for his "defense". Murderer or not (murderer), dude needs cash.



  32. 32

    Re: Jaded – Great idea! Loves it!



  33. 33

    I'm from Holland, and everybody here is disgusted with him! What a monster! There was an interview with his mother on tv last week, and even she won't visit him there in jail!!



  34. 34

    let him get that cash & then let the 2 families of the girls he murdered sue him in a civil suit & take it right away from him b4 he has the chance to bribe peruvian officials to set him free



  35. 35

    He'll be out soon, the Peruvian government is corrupted, and he's too HOT! to be in jail, only ugly people belong in jail ..amirite? FREE JORAN!!



  36. 36

    Re: SpencerSucksCock – No, you're not "rite". And you're fucking stupid.



  37. 37

    Re: Kiliana Nightwolf – shut up Joran is HOT, and he didn't even kill that whore Natalee Holloway (moar liek Natalee HAUL AWAY .. amirite?) lol. FREE JORAN



  38. 38

    Re: SpencerSucksCock – People Like You Need To CHOKE On A Cock!



  39. 39

    Re: sisconabisco – I think Joran van der Sloot is a pretty cool guy. eh kills bitches and doesnt afraid of anything…



  40. 40

    Sicker still is the media outlets that are courting him all for ratings.



  41. 41

    It shows how low our media really is..why on earth would anyone be willing to pay a criminal for all-new sets of lies from day to day? I only want to hear when he's become someone's 'bitch' in prison and suffers humiliation like he has inflicted to who knows how many young women…and then, perhaps, killed a slow and agonizing death….I'd pay $$ to see that happen!

  42. @v@ says – reply to this


    42

    You shouldn't benefit from your own crime(s) when you're behind bars for it.
    Isn't there a law against that sort of thing?



  43. 43

    why dont we just ignore this pathetic piece of shit and not give him the attention he so desperately is looking for? I will not give ratings to anyone who pays for or even does this interview. the only person this loser should talk to to is the 350 pound hairy beast that will be raping his ass every night at bedtime.



  44. 44

    Will someone..please..MAKE HIM give up Miss. Holloway's whereabouts and then feed him to the wolves. Truly am surprised he has made it this far…



  45. 45

    fuck this asshole. No one wants to hear this whining mama's boy tell us how innocent he is. Hope he rots.



  46. 46

    He is so much more than nuts in his brain and mind. He is Satan and the Omen personiified. sick sick sick..



  47. 47

    he doesn't deserve to live.