It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Watch out Heidi Montag! Your UK competition has arrived.
Yes, it is as bad as you thought, but not as bad as the cover art that comes with it!
Seriously, look at her effin face! Too much botox + too much Photoshop = that hot mess!!!
P.S. We think this our new favorite song! Ha