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Ke$ha Likes Her Men To Be Fatties!

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Everyone has a type. Ke$ha's ideal man has to be able to make her laugh, give ZZ Top a run for their money and constantly suffer from meat sweats.

That's right! She likes her men funny, furry and fat!

Would you expect anything less from a person who looks like she was birthed in a trailer park urinal?

Ke$ha recently explained in an interview that:

"My ideal man would be funny and fat with a beard. I love fat men. I like real men. I don’t like really feminine men who tan. I don’t understand that. I like a funny man, though. Russell Brand’s not quite my type, but if he had a fat, bearded friend, that would be perfect."

Even if he did, that lardo would still be too good for the likes of you!

It must be really hard for her to walk around shopping malls come Christmas time. All those stout, swollen, scruffy Santas, waddling around and calling out her name (you know, "Ho! Ho! Ho!"). How does she keep it in her pants???

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91 comments to “Ke$ha Likes Her Men To Be Fatties!”



  1. 1

    Zach Galifianakis…



  2. 2

    Hahahahahaha!



  3. 3

    Um. Who are YOU to call any person on earth "lardo," describe them as "waddling" or as "swollen." It hasn't been that long ago that you had the pounds. And dear, Perez, Jack Black would get WAY more ass in a contest than you.
    .
    Do you even get ass? Is that where all the hate and pain comes from?



  4. 4

    Ew lol. To each their own! I love Ke$ha regardless!!!



  5. 5

    Zach Galifianakis?!?

    Honestly, the obsessive hatred of her on this site is more annoying than she is.



  6. 6

    I don't understand why you keep posting such hateful things about this girl. You are lacking credibility here.



  7. 7

    she is too good for you, lard ass.



  8. 8

    aww perez u are perfect for her. and tanning is feminine?? this fucking crazy ass hoe needs to lay of the crack.



  9. 9

    You are gross and mean.. I hope you end up with the most beautiful man in the world, that way you be the one that looks like it was birthed in a trailer park urinal…. you def. with all ur hate, give the gays a bad name. Sad excuse for a locona.



  10. 10

    I have to agree with her, I hate feminine men. Screw that, I'd take a guy with some meat on him as well.



  11. 11

    Shut the fuck up Perez! Worry about who the fuck would fuck your fat ass. Leave her alone dip shit.



  12. 12

    i



  13. 13

    I think it's funny you rip ke$ha apart on your site, yet at the mmvas you were going on about how you couldn't wait until she performed and how she was an amazing entertainer….so fucking two-faced



  14. 14

    all keisha is is a gaga knock off



  15. 15

    she must LOVE Zack Galifanakis



  16. 16

    u bashing kesha is getting soooo tired~



  17. 17

    Ummm no matter how many pounds you lose , you will always be a fatass ..because of all that weight on you'r big head.Looks like someone is a little full of themselves after they lost some of the weight.The amount of weight you lose will never make you attractive because you'r not sexy at all..You'r the same on the inside as you are on the outside, which is ugly as sin.By the way Kesha is just saying this to get more attention..like everything else she says. That's the new "thing" now ,say weird things for attention and publicity..she took a page oFf the Lady Gagme book.



  18. 18

    I wouldn't poke fun Perez… you used to be quite a fatty yourself. Everyone has a type, big deal. You go off on this girl quite excessively; you have issues man!



  19. 19

    Re: HiHelloXO – Zach Galifianakis is a cutie. I would do him.



  20. 20

    I used to like her type aka Jack Black. But REAL MEN take care of their bodies honey. Don't want him to die of a heart attack and leave you alone with 6 kids in your pimped out trailer do you?



  21. 21

    Haha! "looks like she was birthed in a trailer park urinal" I'm not going to lie, that was fucking hilarious. the santa joke was too.

    maybe those are the only men that will have her, so she's just used to having really low, low… LOW standards.
    but seriously, fat AND bearded? so GROSS. That's like a fucking Oedipus Complex, like where you want to sleep with a father type looking figure…ughh



  22. 22

    even if she was joking you wouldnt get it P



  23. 23

    Pot calling the kettle black again Perez?



  24. 24

    Geez, that last paragraph took it kind of far. Wasn't exact necessary, or even relevant. Yes, Santa is fat and furry, but when have you ever heard that Santa is funny as well? Never. Not relevant.
    On a different note, I like bigger guys, myself. Not fat, but built. A little gut doesn't bother me as long as there's more muscle than fat. There's nothing wrong with a girl liking a bigger guy. I personally feel more secure with a one.



  25. 25

    So what? Just because she doesn't like guys who are all muscle shouldn't be such a big deal. Everyone has different turn on's. She just likes more real guys.

  26. Thaye says – reply to this


    26

    Re: xqueenx
    "maybe those are the only men that will have her, so she's just used to having really low, low… LOW standards."
    Low standards? Low blow!
    What might seem low to you might be perfect to somebody else. For example somebody who's not as terribly superficial as you obviously are and is able to see that below a messy surface there's often a person of good character and honesty and fun to be found.
    And what might seem nice to you might seem low and like a cocky, stupid and repulsive bimbo with no soul to others.
    Chacun a son goût, cherie.

  27. Thaye says – reply to this


    27

    Re: Jayinizer
    "tanning is feminine?"
    Last time I checked it was. Or if not that, then at least stupid (because it's unhealthy) and superficial.



  28. 28

    This girl has fooled millions of people into thinking that she is talented! Her 15 minutes are ticking…no one will know who she is in 2 years



  29. 29

    I think thats a refreshing point of view. not everyone is or needs to be some pretty boy, I myself like someone whos manly and stocky, rather than some fem pertty boy whos plucking is eyebrows



  30. 30

    lol. I'm surprised that that is her type… interesting!Re: HiHelloXO – I was thinking the same



  31. 31

    lighten up dude

  32. HPLuv says – reply to this


    32

    Go Kesha for realizing that appearance is not the most important thing.



  33. 33

    kesha is disguting. i love you perez. you say the shit about celebs most people are thinking but are too scared to say



  34. 34

    That covers about 95% of American men (burrrrp). She probably has her pick of anyone she wants.



  35. 35

    ATLEAST SHE'S A NORMAL PERSON NOT SHALLOW LIKE ALL THESE OTHER CELEBRITIES WHO ONLY CARE ABOUT APPEARANCE!! and who are you to judge?



  36. 36

    Um, wow, Mario… Sounds like a wet dream of yours!!! Should we expect any less from her?! She lives for shocking people… Besides, fat guys need love, too!!



  37. 37

    Everything here, nowadays, is hat and adolescent jealousy. It used to be fun coming here. Not anymore.



  38. 38

    "birthed in a trailer park urinal" … uhm, okay.



  39. 39

    That's nice to hear for a change! I'm liking her more and more!! :)

  40. Low says – reply to this


    40

    If the truth be known… Many of those tan "boys" you like here are gay Perez… and that's 100% cool.

    It's really the chubby dudes with a beard or goatee etc. that are more on the straight side. Like it or not…..

    I don't really care for her much but what girl would really like a smooth little femm guy like the ones on this site.. They may dream about them but it would not really work out.



  41. 41

    Different strokes, different folks. :]



  42. 42

    So she's into normal guys?



  43. 43

    More and more I am beginning to like this chick… she seems to be more laid back not ALL about the money or fame…
    It's true tho… I do like my man to be a MAN!!! I also think tanning is feminine and even when girls do it, I am repulsed. EW and the "fake" tan's are especially gross… do you even KNOW what chemicals/preservatives are in those things??? Way better to slap on the sunscreen and go outside get the REAL sun rays since you need it anyways for Vitamin D :) :) :)



  44. 44

    Ok….. This is from the oldest interview by her. Get off it douche. Jealousy is obvious when you speak about the person a lot. In your case, 5 times in a day



  45. 45

    I can totally understand what she really means. Here in Denmark men are so metrosexual you dont know if you are dating a lesbian or is it truly a guy.



  46. 46

    This irritates me. "Would you expect anything less from a person who looks like she was birthed in a trailer park urinal?" Seriously? Apparently, according to you, people who are funny, furry and fat only deserve people who look like they were "birthed in a trailer park urinal." Fatist.



  47. 47

    what the fuck did this girl do to make you dislike her so much? she must have dissed you hard, or maybe she just refuses to worship at your Queen throne of bullshit, she probably could give two shits what you think, I don't like her music at all but she seems like a nice down to earth person, I guess that would be another reason you hate her, she's not a pretentious ass like gaga



  48. 48

    Fatties? Lardo?
    You dumb ass! I'm a big guy and might I remind you that you were fat not too long ago.
    That's it i'm finished with you you lesbian moron.



  49. 49

    I am not a huge fan of Ke$ha, but she is being honest…maybe its because I like funny hairy men too, give her a break, make fun of music maybe but not when she is being honest and making a point. give her a break perez, no reason to hate on people choosing a less than normal path in relationships, isn't that something that you fight for???



  50. 50

    Perez calling someone "lardo"… I'm thinking of a reference involving a Pot and a Kettle…



  51. 51

    Re: SwedishSweetheart
    Seriously you're getting on my fucking nerves stop with the Gaga posts, I'm actually a fan of hers and you're still pissing me off this is just dumb.



  52. 52

    Jonah Hill!!!

    He's such a babe ;)
    or Seth Rogan…. he's not really that fat though



  53. 53

    Re: Jayinizer – tanning IS girly. It's also for idiot.



  54. 54

    People need to take the stick out of their ass.

    You just come on here to seem so self-righteous and feel good about yourself. You seem more pathetic than Perez. At least he doesn't waste his time going on,let's say,Christina Aguileras website and talk shit. He has his opinions and discusses them on his personal blog. And dont yell that its your right to express your opinion cause all I hear Is you have the right to be an annoying asshole with no life.
    BTW: Wtf?! Lol!!!!! Fucking Perez.



  55. 55

    Wow Perez..I really didn't think you would be this shallow. Since you used to be fat and all. Don't diss fat guys if you think Ke$ha is trailer trash because she likes those type of men you have things all backwards too me that shows shes not a shallow bitch like everyone else in Hollywood dating athletes then getting married two months later to them hahaha no wonder the divorce rate is so hight in hollywood. Good for Ke$ha..



  56. 56

    I'd rather be with a fatty who acts like a real man than some fake tanned bitch boy who cries every time dirt gets under his nails. Actually i prefer fatties also…i hate feeling like i'm being screwed by a board or a brick wall.



  57. 57

    Re: SwedishSweetheart – There is something seriously fucking wrong with you. You should seek help…



  58. 58

    Oh, yuck. *twitches*
    To each their own, I suppose. :)



  59. 59

    Perez. how hipocrit u are! Calling Russell Brand a lardo when u were a LARDO YOURSELF!!! the pot calling the kettle black? Now that you are skinny, u forgot about others that were in the same boat? HIPOCRIT!



  60. 60

    If Kesha was a real musician she's enter one of the music contests at Hooked In 60 Seconds



  61. 61

    I guess if she said she likes fairies with skin flaps that hang down to their knees, and must have a horse face with a pig snout, (sound familiar so far), must lust after little boys, and has a perverse fascination with underage vagina's, you'd put her right up there with Gagarrhea.
    I'm going to take up a collection for prize money to be awarded to the first person that crushes your elongated clown face. God I wish I would run into you, Porky…lights out.



  62. 62

    Jack Black is probably like her version of Brad Pitt. lolz



  63. 63

    next



  64. 64

    real men are what real men where back 2000+ years ago, healthy eating guys with a healthy amount of muscle. being tanned is not feminine, isn't it suppose to be more "masculine" when you stay outside all day?
    i believe she's attracted to these low standards of men because
    1. she has no muscle, is pudgy
    2. being more attracted physically in bed then your partner gives you confidence in or out of the relationship
    3. knowing the above, her brain has adapted what she finds attractive



  65. 65

    Don't be so mean Perez, if that's her taste then leave her alone. You can't have a go at somebody because they like a certain type of man.

    I kind of agree with her. Men who have meat on them, who are funny, and aren't vain enough to wax are, in my mind, the real men. I'd feel more comfortable around a guy like that because they have a smaller ego usually and aren't that bothered about their appearance, which i don't think people should be.

    Zach Galifianakis is a perfect example. I think he's lovely.



  66. 66

    lol



  67. 67

    Zach Galifianakis and Russell Brand are STILL too skinny in my book - yuck. I'm not one for a fat guy (or a bearded guy for that matter) but I do love the BIG bulky ones with arms like tree trunks and a little something to hold on to at night. Think - Dwayne Johnson, Vin Diesel - now THAT stuff is niiiice.



  68. 68

    hang on, didnt you have a beard once?



  69. 69

    I prefer a beefy build too. Perhaps Kesha would like Sparky L?



  70. 70

    HOOK HER UP WITH K-FAT THEY BELONG TOGETHER



  71. 71

    What about Jonah Hill??? He's the funniest guy on earth!!! I would LOVE to meet him!



  72. 72

    is she joking?



  73. 73

    You're attempt to be funny…EPIC FAIL……. You've completely fallen off track sweetie….get back on the rails of gossip…not ur bitter rantings similar to high school b…itches…. grow up already.



  74. 74

    I think that her and Seth Rogan would make a good match. He is everything she explained!



  75. 75

    Weren't you just fat like last week Perez?



  76. 76

    Why do you have to diss Santa Clause. He is jolly and fun, unlike some bitter people who run their own gossip site. I don't see a problem here. She probably gets tired of these anorexic pretty boys who are too busy looking in the mirror, to even notice her. Also their protruded hipbones have probably destroyed her when giving her some sausage.



  77. 77

    She's fat, so why wouldn't she…..



  78. 78

    too bad perez isnt straight…….

  79. kahlo says – reply to this


    79

    I'm not a fan of Ke$ha's music. But I think we as a culture and society should be celebrating someone in hollywood who is accepting of a body and a look that is average, as most Americans are average looking people. I think it's so dangerous to perpetuate these ideals of beauty, that everyone must be ripped and handsome. and women must be thin, ageless, and flawless. We only cause people to love what is superficial about a human and not what is on the inside. Not the intellect or the good heart. Its a sad world.



  80. 80

    Re: Low – i know! the really good looking ones that take care of themselves are more likely to be gay. i'm not saying ALL of them are, but i've dated guys who tan and are somewhat fem and i, at times, felt like their beard lol



  81. 81

    James Corden is PERFECT for you then.



  82. 82

    You got a LOT of nerve badmouthing fat men lardass. You are the trailer trash of the owrld, and Ke$ha is the most genuine peron in show business today. FUCK YOU and the rest of your trailer trash, low rent shitstain morons who write your bullshit. Go back and play with your transparent, half-witted, mindless clones (Madge, CaCa, Brit). You can all relate so well with your matching 2nd grade IQs.



  83. 83

    ahaha! big ppl need luvin too Perez! Nd thats what ppl like Kesha is here for! ;)



  84. 84

    thats sad



  85. 85

    that's sad



  86. 86

    Once again…Ke$ha can stand her ground. I am not sure you would win in a fight against her. Not to mention, your girl (and I love her too) Chelsea Handler likes nuggets. To each their freaking own.



  87. 87

    "so, i like your beard" ugh she sounds so stupid when she says that in the end of the song…seriously, not all fat funny guys are like zack galifinakis. most are just….gross!



  88. 88

    This means you stand a chance, Pig Face. Well, at least two of the three…furry and fat.



  89. 89

    so i bet she would like shay carl on youtube, hes hilarious, bigger, and has a beard



  90. 90

    Why are you so mean to her? Some of your recent posts about Ke$ha have just been downright mean. Wtf Perez.

  91. @v@ says – reply to this


    91

    Whatever floats her boat is A-OK with all fat, bearded men everywhere. I tell ya, there's someone for everyone.