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Wasilla, Alaska, Continues To Export Some Crazy Shiz!

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The little town of Wasilla, Alaska was put on the map a few years ago, when resident Sarah Palin emerged from her igloo and infested the lives of the American people.

We never thought we'd see the day when something worse than her would leave Wasilla. Today, we were proven wrong.

The Alaska Distillery in Wasilla just launched their latest vodka flavor - Smoked Salmon!

WTF!!!

Concocted by "madness" and "drunkenness", the Smoked Salmon flavored vodka will be the first in a line of liquors given an Alaskan theme. The creators of the vodka admitted losing their lunch a couple of times while going through the trial and error period to perfect the taste, but now, they're proud to have "succeeded".

We hear the libation won't be staying in Alaska's greedy hands for long. A shipment has already made its way to Texas and the Distillery intends to send the next batch to Los Angeles!

Ew! Gross! We just imagine this shiz will taste exactly like Sexy Sarah - awful and fishy!

Blech! No thanks!

[Image via AP Images.]

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23 comments to “Wasilla, Alaska, Continues To Export Some Crazy Shiz!”



  1. 1

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  2. 2

    They probably used Sarah's smelly puss*y juice in the mix.



  3. 3

    Too much meth smoking will make you do some crazy shit. I'm surprised they're still able function over there at all, much less come up with retarded ideas such as this.



  4. 4

    can you leave your politics out for just ONE article ? fuck!



  5. 5

    I quite like it Mrs. President.



  6. 6

    She is truly an embarrassment for this country!



  7. 7

    Perez, it is "y'all" not "ya'll". Look it up.



  8. 8

    So…vodka that tastes like FISH? :-/



  9. 9

    'emerged from her igloo???' That is the same as saying 'coming out of her teepee'. How come you can make fun of other people, races, BUT DON'T YOU DARE SAY ANYTHING GAY RELATED?



  10. 10

    Re: WKNDBIKERIDER – what does this post have to do with palin, other than perez and you sticking it to her, again?



  11. 11

    Quit saying "Blech" you fucking idiot. It's getting old and you sound like a fuckin moron always posting that as a response.



  12. 12

    hic



  13. 13

    hmmm… another post idea taken from geekologie? be original.



  14. 14

    Probably she douched with vodka and decided to sell it. Kill the bitch



  15. 15

    igloo? really?



  16. 16

    I am sure Sarah did not produce the drink. It sounds awful. I will stick with Skinny Girl Marg. by Bethenny Frankel from BRAVO TV another successful woman Perez likes to kick around..



  17. 17

    Perez, you should go and do a book signing in Wasilla. Kathy Griffin had a sell out crowd at her show in AK. I saw it on BRAVO tonight. Kathy went to Sarah's house and rang the doorbell then left her a note as she was not home.



  18. 18

    Its marketing slogan is: Smells of the essence of Sarah Palin's vagina."

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    19

    Hold on a minute, think tomato juice. A Smokin' Bloody Mary.



  20. 20

    1. wtf has this gotta do with sarah palin? :S
    Re: Poindexter-X – 2. LOL but that comment made me laugh! hahahahaaaa
    3. EWWW smoked salmon vodka? lol thank fuck i dont live in america then :P



  21. 21

    Re: DietCokeLover – Either way it's spelled, it sounds ignorant.



  22. 22

    Re: WKNDBIKERIDER – That's a fact!



  23. 23

    LMAO!!!!!