The little town of Wasilla, Alaska was put on the map a few years ago, when resident Sarah Palin emerged from her igloo and infested the lives of the American people.
We never thought we'd see the day when something worse than her would leave Wasilla. Today, we were proven wrong.
The Alaska Distillery in Wasilla just launched their latest vodka flavor - Smoked Salmon!
Concocted by "madness" and "drunkenness", the Smoked Salmon flavored vodka will be the first in a line of liquors given an Alaskan theme. The creators of the vodka admitted losing their lunch a couple of times while going through the trial and error period to perfect the taste, but now, they're proud to have "succeeded".
We hear the libation won't be staying in Alaska's greedy hands for long. A shipment has already made its way to Texas and the Distillery intends to send the next batch to Los Angeles!
Ew! Gross! We just imagine this shiz will taste exactly like Sexy Sarah - awful and fishy!
Blech! No thanks!
[Image via AP Images.]