Elin Gets A Massive $750 Million Settlement!
GET IT, Elin!
Elin Nordegren has bagged a $750 million settlement in her divorce from Tiger Woods in exchange for her silence about his numerous affairs. A source reveals:
"Elin is desperate to protect the children from the womanizing side of their father. Tiger's main fear is her telling her story after he's rebuilt his reputation, sending him back to the gutter. Elin's legal team have done a great job digging up all sorts of assets.
"The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she'll lose the lot. Everything's signed. Elin is ready to file for divorce at Orlando County Court. She expects to in the next seven days."
Good for her!
As for the children, Elin will have sole physical custody of their kids Charlie and Sam, but they will split legal custody.
Tiger can see the kids for up to half of each week, but he is not allowed to bring any women that he is involved with around the children, unless he marries one of them.
Sounds like Elin got all the bases covered! Take that money and run, girlfriend!
[Image via AP Images.]
Tags: affair, children, divorce, elin nordegren, millions, money, settlement
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wow…that's too much..Honestly!!
the marriage part is kind of strange. He can't even introduce his kids to someone who he is seriously dating or engaged to?
Wow! All because he could not keep it in his pants.
One greeedy bitch.. someone doesn't need $750 millon to raise to two no matter what the other spouse did to them!
good for her
I know it is a lot of money but what a sad life
Sounds like a win/win situation so good for her. Maybe that'll teach him to be more careful about what holes he's putting his balls into.
I call bs on this. Who are your sources?
Fantastic! Good for her!
Guess we will get the dirty details from the whores he screwed although not doubt a couple of savvy ones are probably in negotiations with Tigers "Payout Crew" right now as well.
Good for her…eff that excellent golfing piece of anus waste!
ELIN — YOU'RE MY HEROINE!
Wow, I don't know if I could keep my mouth shut for all the money in the world! Good for her! Even better…..good for the kids as I think, this is for them and not for the adults. It would be soooo hard not to say something though, even if he were….to die first!! I think, I would have taken less and made more with interviews and books, lol!! Yet, of course, the kids would hate me in the future. Again, good for her for having so much self-control after what he did to her.
Then again, like the kids won't grow up and google dad?!?!?
She doesnt need $750 MILLION dollers WTF? Tiger Woods worked for what he has since childhood absolute bullshit. what does she need $750 million dollers that she NEVER worked for for? She doesnt need all that money i would under stand something like $100 million but $750? Shes just being a lazy and greedy bitch.
Tiger got suckered; he didn't need to buy her silence, Elin has ALWAYS been silent, no one even knows what her voice sounds like. Even if he had given ner $7.50 she wasn't going to talk about what happened, particularly not since she'd be charged with battery and attempted murder, LOL! She doesn't need all that money, and she has no right to tell him he can't bring "a woman" around the children, can she bring women around the children? Ridiculous. They should split custody time and she has enough money to have an acceptable lifestyle. Why is she "entitled" to a king's ransom just because her husband is a rotter? There's no correlation. Yeah, she helped him with his golf career, I guess, so give her $5 million, or $10, but no support after that. Is he also going to pay heft child support? Laws are just absurd, and lawyers are troglodytes.
Elin's gold digging uncovered some impressive wealth. No one is entitled to, or deserves, that kind of money (that they have NOT worked fo) regardless of whether or not they were cheated on. Tiger may have cheated, but Elin's a fucking gold digger. I know it's horribly mean of me, but I kind of wish she has some incurable STD from Tiger's cheating…otherwise, quite frankly, it seems like being cheated on was the best thing that ever happened to Elin.
Good for her, she should have a got a billion though….I don't blame her for not wanting her kids around a bunch of whores he'll never be faithful to anyone so I really don't see him getting married again.
what a joke, why sign a prenup if it wont even gonna work. I hate how women get a shit ton of money in a marriage when the sit at home all day and do jack shit.
Good for her!!!
750 Milion, that's ridiculous! Ok, she got screwed over, but 750 milion is just over the top. Just take his kids from him, that's his punishment. Now Elin is just being a sell-out. Booo!
it would be a lot easier to have her killed in Europe
does anyone even believe this bogus story. stfu perez whore. this bitch did not get 750 mill. ridiculous. I wont believe it until I see the actual divorce papers myself.
This is BS. I don't believe it one bit. This is her people putting out this story and fools like Perez repeat it.
At this point, Tiger isn't even worth $750 million. I don't know if he's worth $500 million because he lost A LOT in endorsements and advertising. She didn't get that much and she better watch her back and NOT get into an accident. She doesn't deserve that much. Her man fucked around on her. Get in line, bitch. This is sin money and nothing will come good of it.
Trust me.
This divorce settlement amount is fair since it is for a complete package for both, Elin and the children and it went up because Tiger is demanding from Elin a lifetime of silence. The settlement may include cash, trust funds for the children, real estate, properties and other considerations. Tiger is the one who caused irreparable damage to the marriage and the dissolution of the family unit with his adulterous, reckless and irresponsible behavior. Tiger, reportedly, had unprotected sex with multiple promiscuous partners, potentially exposing Elin to life threatening conditions such as STD, HIV, hepatitis, herpes, etc. Some of these conditions can be dormant and could take years to show up. Tiger Woods humiliated his family in front of the world causing them enough hurt, pain and suffering that will scar them for the rest of their lives! Tiger Woods used his wife and children to earn millions projecting a false image of integrity as a devoted husband and family man, while living a sordid life in private. I applaud Elin for her courage, dignity and poise during this horrid ordeal and wish her and her children all the best!!!
btw the paper that originally reported this is also getting sued by brad and angelina for spreading lies about them. so which do we believe pigz, you are so fucking fat and biased.
STill think she need to get it all dont leave him with anything see how many women he cant get with no money or fame!!
It's like I am reading last weeks newspaper coming here, other than your hate parade on certain females (and we know the psychology behind that).
Site sucks anymore.
holy shit. omg good for you girl!!
WTF! She doesn't need that much!
And what did she do to earn all that money? Golddigger!
Re: Carmenlight –
I couldn't have said it better myself!! Great post!!
What a bullshit story, what is this the Enquirer?
Re: Carmenlight – So he "humiliated" her. So he exposed her to STDs (btw dumbass who is probably a gold digger hersself, "STD" is not the name of a disease like Herpes or HIV, Herpes and HIV ARE STDs - idiot). Also, you can get TESTED for most of them you ignorant immigrant fuck. And I can tell you are an ignorant immigrant just from the way you write
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Tiger humiliated her and exposed her to STDs. Sad. You know how Elin got back at him? She smacked the shit out of him with a deadly weapon, knocked him unconcious and probably caused some irreparable brain damage that MAY ACTUALLY take years to show up. Brain trauma like the type Tiger sustained can cause brain hemorrhaging YEARS later and is implicated in the onset of Alzheimer's and other dementia. But you con't know that, do you? You moronic immigrant gold digger. Elin "got him back" by physically fucking him up which is ILLEGAL in this country (but maybe not in yours, you immigrant trash). But instead of going to jail, Elin's getting a huge payday b/c "she has been cheated on". SOB!!!!!!!!!!
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Let's try and look at this logically:
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Tiger = cheated on Elin iwth whores
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Elin = attempted to murder Tiger with a golf club.
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One act is illegal while the other, though morally reprehensible, is not.
Hey Perez, you were right on with the $750 million estimate. I am surprised because I was sure Tiger had enough smarts to have that bitch sign a prenup which would not only limit the degree to which she could clean his financial clock in case of a divorce, but also to keep her big mouth shut after the cleaning. I regretfully put Tiger, Paul McCartney and, of course, Johnny Carson in the Marriage Hall of Stupidity. Cash is everything and when you got it, you have to keep those money hungry whores from getting their hot hands on your stash in case they get bored of your generosity and want to split. Their looks last for maybe 15 years max, so after that they are worthless for your nooky needs. We should all hope and pray to God that Tiger still has enough money for his continued lifestye and nooky needs after all these blackmail shakedowns by worthless hookers.
What would he be so afraid of that he'd pay 750 million for silence? I'm not sure I buy it. Letterman came clean and it was pretty much over and done with in a week or two. Besides, if that's what he allegedly paid for a gag order,
he's paid too much, imo. The Enquirer will find it all out anyway.
Tiger's a moron, honestly. She NEVER would have written *tell-all* books or gone on talk shows or sold her story to tabloids about his mess. She's too good of a mother (remember, it would also hurt and potentially embarrass her children for her to act like that kind of an attention seeking low-life). Haha. He's paying for being a sick dog in heat.
Good for her ! I am glad she took his sorry Black Ass for all she could. And, it did not even have to be dragged through the courts forever. She must really have the goods on him, and we likely don't know half the story - yet ! Wait until all the WHORES start talking, with tales of drugs, orgies, Bi-Love….His Pa must be spinning in his grave! ! Remember when he did that stupid commerical with those fake tears….? I am sure he is REALLY crying now. Svenska Flikas RULE ! Honestly, Sweidsh girls don't put up with shit !
….Now he can focus on his 'game' …
Sounds fair to me. He made a fool of her in a very public way, and it's not like he can't afford that kind of money. Isn't he the richest athlete in the world? Or at least one of the richest.
disgusting how much money some people have, if rich folks would help their countries' economy there would be no financial crisis today
She seems like a goddamn bitch who did absolutely fucking NOTHING to deserve that kind of money.
Re: Carmenlight – Dang, r u a lawyer or something? Side note- maybe she can fix her weird mouth with that money, get her teeth and jaw fixed shiz is fuggles
Re: Alasen – You are unintelligent. If you worked hard and had a generous income, or even inherited your families hard earned money, would you be passing it out to the unwealthy? I came from a poor family, you are what you make yourself, I wouldnt hand my money out to anyone, and I never expected anyone to hand anything to me.
shit! i will have put up with all his crap for that money…
Wow that is way tooo much money…she does not need all that nor has she earned it…if that amount of cash is laying around feed a country!….I just feel bad for the kids…they shouldn't be punished because of what their father did and even if he cheated it doesn't mean he doesn't love them. And not introducing the kids to any woman he may date until they are married is a joke! what about her!! what if she decides to date! that is not fair at all. If they are divorced he can do what he wants. What do you think other kids do when their parents are divorced and date…so stupid. It's just another way for ppl to use their kids to hurt their spouses/ex spouses in some shape or form. I agree that if he dates a different chick every other week then that would not be healthy but if it is a long term relationship then who cares!
and thats what happens to blk men who think they can cheat on their white wives…i must admit white wm are very smart when it comes to divorce. DAMN i know he'll never get married again
Whoop Whoop! Girl Power!!!!!!!!!!!
750 mil is a shitload, but maybe he should of thought of the consequences for his actions. Come on guys, he will make it all back in a couple of years, no big loss!
Re: My black circumcised baby! –
Tiger evidently KNOWS that Elin deserves this divorce settlement amount and like it or not it is HIS money and not YOURS !!!
Re: contrarianchick –
I bet that Tiger knows very well why Elin deserves this amount!!!
Re: My black circumcised baby! – Even if that person is an immigrant, at least they are not and Ignorant clown dick like you. Eat a dick!
He is an ass. But she is a BLOODSUCKER. Why men ever get married is beyond me. This is not HER money.
Way to make women look like gold diggers way to go. I find this story to be bogus. 750 million is literally like what 75%+ of his TOTAL fortune. An income hes worked 20 years for, They have been married for what 5 years? I don't think this story is true at all. If it is, I just completely lost faith in the legal system. Gotta love the STUPID hypocritical double standards thou. *WHINE* *WHINE* "HE HUMILIATED ME" *CRIES* "Wait I know what will make me happy! His entire fortune that I did not work for!" Sorry, But Elin is the prime example of why women will always be inferior. They expect men to take care of them. Its that simple. Now, $50,000 a month in child support per child for 18 years sounds perfectly reasonable. But no matter how much she was embarrassed or humiliated ..Which what makes you people think she even cares? She probably didn't even love him. She probably knew about his affairs but looked the other way because she was being taken care of until it became public.
Re: obamasux1 – women "sit around and do shit"? …Last time i checked its 2010 and most women work.
where the fuck is my post on this one??
i mean, that bitch probably has known for some time that his husband was cheating behind her back, she was just waiting for the moment to rip him off a big one (in this case, a gigantic one…)…come on, don't play innocent here baby, you know you ain't become an angel just because your husband is a slut…
has anyone noticed that comments on this post keep being deleted???? WTF??
Re: vanhelsing bride – his sources live up his ass. There is no way in hell that that bitch will get that much money. i would kill her first.
Re: truth in life – i would have.
Re: vanhelsing bride –
There is no way it's that high. I call BS, too.
AHAHAH sucks for Tiger.
GOOD for her? i dont think so. she could have gotten a SHITLOAD of money and still ruined his ass. she's just as bad as any politician's wife standing by her husband as he talks about the affair.
she is an insult to women everywhere.
that all we care about it money. BULLSHIT.
I wish she would take me shopping with her!
I bet Tiger regrets ever getting married! All that work for nothing.
i hope he loses everything after he pays her off
LMAO, He cheats on his GOLD DIGGING wife with another gold digging skank and hes treated as if hes a rapist murdering pedophile? A 50 million dollar payout is one thing..But literally his entire fortune? Yeah no.
What a gold digging bitch.
After what she has to go through, she deserves all that moolah!
This world will be screwed up for as long as random, undeserving people are getting millions for doing absolutely nothing, while good, smart people who deserve all the best things live in poverty.
WHAAAAAT!
I hope this story is a lie, becasue I would write my own tell all book before parting with $750 mil !
It's annoying the way she's being made out to be some gold-digger. He was the one who ruined the marriage, not her. She deserves every penny.
If she was really a "Gold Digger," as some of you claim, she would be staying with Tiger. She would have also given multiple paid interviews throughout the course of her marriage, and would have thrown herself out there all glamoured up to be seen as the wealthy wife of a famous person. She didn't do that. Keep in mind that it was Tiger who requested the first date with her through her boss, and she declined. It was only after he persisted that she agreed to even date him. No amount of money can replace the fact that the father of her children has proven himself worthless in so many other ways other than in dollar figures. Not just worthless, but downright dangerous to the health and well-being of yourself and your children. I don't see a gold-digger here at all, but I do see a woman who supported her golfer husband at every event, who respected the privacy of her marriage, and who devoted her time to her kids. Whatever payout she does receive, I hope it is true that she does indeed get sole physical custody of the children.
Tthe only down side to this is she stuck with to niglets…..
makes her the highes paid WHORE in history !!!!
Who is retarded enough to believe she got $750 million when they had a prenup for $20 million?
He would not even have $750 million total right now anyway.
God you people are just dumb.
Even Jordan and Cameron only gave up maybe $100 million.
Re: NookiesWA – You're an asshole. If she knew about the affairs then she would hunt him down with a golf club.
The amount is not accurate, i don't think she's gonna get that much money but even if she did then she would deserve it. Yeah asshole, you heard that right.
Women don't need someone to take care of them but when a rich asshole comes along then they bleed him dry. That's to their credit, they're smarter. If a woman goes after someone's money it's because the guy doesn't deserve her love.
Tiger is a deadbeat father, he doesn't deserve custody AT ALL.
Drop the pseudo -macho attitude and grow a pair of balls.
Re: $onia – Absolutely agree.
I love these women who don't put up with their man's cheating asses! Just because you are famous does not give you the right to go and cheap on your wives a shit load of times! Just like Sandra Bullock who dumped her husbands ass for cheating! Loved to hear they were kicked to the curb!
DAMN, this is so friggin crazy, i have a great idea for a new tv show……….HOOKER HOUSEWIVES….women, damn, when do they stop being such whores, why should she get 75% of what he built up, she did nothing, but keep her mouth shut and pop out a few kids, this is so very wrong, i am so tired of these WHORES, like kobys wife, she shuts up for a huge diamond, they teach their whore daughters the same thing, go marry a rich man, and let him mess up and you hit the jack pot………WHORES WHORES WHORES, she is worse than any of the witches he banged,
Good for you hun! I guess when douchebags make mistakes, there's a price to pay!