Snooki Booted From Bar For Brawling!!!
There are three things that are sacredly Snooki's and should never be touched:
Her poof, her pickles and her juice-head!
Sources report that almost a month ago, Snooki started an all out drunken brawl at a bar in New York when one of her girlfriends got all up on her SECRET boyfriend and childhood pal, Kenny Hitzel!
Snooki took Kenny and her girl, Stephanie, to a club called Torches in Newburgh. The night started out alright, but seven pickled vodka shots later, Snooki freaked out to see her friend grinding on Kenny. Witnesses actually heard her screech: "Stephanie, your vagina is too close to Kenny’s penis!"
LOLz!
The proximity of her friend's lady bits to her man started a mega screaming match between the girls, complete with "guido-screaming and hand flaring." The girls were tossed out of the club, but the manager quickly invited them back in after he realized who she was.
BIG mistake!
The argument raged on and on, until Kenny finally had enough of them both and called his mommy to come pick him up. (No, really. He's 25 and doesn't drive. His parents still cart his ass around!)
A crazy night for some, but sounds like a typical Tuesday evening for one spunky guidette!
[Image via WENN.]
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What's wrong with having someone pick his ass up from the bar? Would you rather have a drunk, pissed-off dude driving around killing innocent people? You're a moron.
The fact that this SHORT FAT ORANGE BITCH is now famous for NOTHING, just shows that HOLYWOOD IS NOT what it use to be….
There is NO MORE good talent…..
I guess now it's all about who can SUCK A DICK and film it first, or better yet
get KNOCK THE FUCK OUT and have it caught on tape..
I guess now it should be called LOLYWOOD !!!!!!
That sounds a bit more fitting don't you think ?
trashy
she's trash…do you expect something more?
Do you just copy all your "news" from other sites now? You've officially jumped the shark.
Wish I was there I would've knocked her out permanently she's such a tool
Re: tj77 – point is, he's a 25 yr old MAN who doesn't drive and lives with mommy and daddy! Losers attract losers I guess.
She has as much class as a school in the summer…
Whatever I still think she's trash
In my opinion the tv industry has become so bad that they would include this pint size, orange over weight no talent, rude moron in a show is beyond comprehension and what is worse is that people actually watch this shit if they did not it would go off the AIR like all the other moronic so called reality shows should. Hire some good writers and DUMP all these a…h…..
This girl is a joke!! I'm from Poughkeepsie NY & have been to Torches. It's sad to see they made Perez due to her acting like a frickin idiot.
Snooki's "to do" List:
1. Tan
2. Preen
3. Practice duck pout
4. Study for GED
5. Drink
6. Fight
Classy…Next please!
This oompa loompa makes us jerseyites look like we're from south philly! jk south philly. I had the displeasure of watching this garbage on tv since my 18 year old niece forced me to…I changed the channel after two minutes. They are two minutes i will never get back. I see what this dumb shit on the tube is doing to my own nieces & nephews. They think this IS reality…a bunch of stupid drunk or drugged up aholes bangin each other and getting on tv for it! God help the future of our country.
THIS FUGLY TROLL WILL SOON BE A FREEBIE TO THE PURPLE CRAYON BRIGADE…
She's the definition of "low class".
This stupid troll bitch needs her ass kicked again, by a guy. She learned nothing about running her mouth to people. I think a reminder is in order.
what kind of friend grinds on their friend's boyfriend?
i can't stand this girl or that stupid lip thing she does or the fact that she's ~ NOT EVEN ITALIAN.
don't believe any of the BS they post about this bunch - it's all publicity stunts AND they continue to make us true NJ folks look like slimy dirtbags!!!!
Re: nuttinbtr2do – amen!!
A cheap, talentless WHORE.
id titty fuck snooki but she needs to double bag her fuckin face and id have to triple bag my cock
truly trash….why do we talk about her??? it is not even good TV…..it is embarrassing….not funny…not cute…..just trashy
SNOOKI was in CHARLOTTE TUESDAY NIGHT at WHISKY RIVER. get yo facts straight perez, come on!
ew..Newburg..@least go to Albany it's a bigger city.
Re: mathisol – I second that!!
im 25 and i dont drive. no one "carts me around". i cant drive because i have no depth perception. not everyone needs to drive anyway, its called the ozone layer, lets actually try to save it.
Oh brother! D:
Re: mathisol – "LOLYWOOD" LMAO
Re: MindyD –
You forgot,
1. Get her name on the liver transplant list
2. Get her jaw busted by A WOMAN WITH ACTUAL MUSCLES.
3. Pass out and die after puking vodka all over her worthless fucking fat ass.
Re: mathisol – Just remember, no one would speak to her on the MTV red carpet. She is a total zero. All her guido shit, and she isn't Italian, she is PR. I just like watching her get punched. ha ha hahahhaaa ahh
they should really come up with a show with jersey shore meets the hills. that would be awesome! snookie would beet some ass on that show!
Newburgh? You're giving us gossip about something that happened in Newburgh? And we're supposed to care about these people?
Re: Milez5858 – SORRY MUST DISAGREE WITH YOU, YOU MEANT TO SAY NO CLASS RIGHT? I'M WITH YA!
HOW SAD SAD SAD SAD SAD OOPS SORRY I FELL ASLEEP GIVING TWO CRAPS ABOUT HER AND HER RIDICULOUS SELF.
I find it amazing this fat little turd can even move fast enough to be in a brawl.
Hahahahahahahahaha. I love what she screamed to her friend.
Ugly, fat, pathetic loser. That is all she is. How sad. Lets all hope she doesn't breed, EVER.
This girl is disgusting!! I'm all for a woman being tough and handling herself, but I am soooo sick of women fighting in public all the time!! Have some class and stop acting like gorillas who escaped from the zoo! It's sad because when people in other countries who have never met an American woman watch this crap on t.v., they get an unfair perception that this is how we all are!! Keep this trash off t.v.!!!!!!!!!!
Which one is the guido? The brazilian or the german? Better yet, who the fuck cares.
LOL. LOVE this story. Snooki is too much!