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"The Situation" Celebrates His Birth

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Jersey Shore's, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, celebrated his 28th birthday a few days ahead of time at New York's Tenjune club this Tuesday night.

Our favorite self-loathing reality star enjoyed staring at himself in the mirror his night and was seen "flirting with the ladies, signing cleavage and preening for cameramen."

And this tops the cake - literally.

He was presented with a surprise birthday cake that he ordered was a delectable design of those abs he loves so much!

Looks like he had some competition with the cake.

Which do U think looked better?

[Image via WENN.]

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60 comments to “"The Situation" Celebrates His Birth”



  1. 1

    self-loathing ??? are you sure… because he seems pretty in love with himself.



  2. 2

    What a tool.



  3. 3

    Why does he always have to have his shirt up? This guy is a joke. He needs to get over himself.



  4. 4

    I despise myself for finding him hot.

  5. Harv says – reply to this


    5

    Leave your shirt on, you no talent fucking asshole.

  6. clh30 says – reply to this


    6

    Which do I think looks better? The cake because his face isn't attached to it. How ridiculous to have a b-day cake made of your abs.



  7. 7

    this guy is so obsessed with himself that is starting to get very annoying. we know you have a sex pack why you have to keep showing it.



  8. 8

    hhot lol



  9. 9

    WHEN YOUR WHOLE SENSE OF BEING IS DEFINED BY YOUR ABS, you're a loser. Sorry dude.

  10. SF90 says – reply to this


    10

    Why does he even bother to put a shirt on when he's gonna show everyone his abs anyway.



  11. 11

    All I got to say is….douche bag!



  12. 12

    Every day he shoots his own cum on his abs.



  13. 13

    /:{} yawn



  14. 14

    Nice abs but fuck he is fucking ugly! :)



  15. 15

    Who is this tool and why does he always have his shirt pulled up? What a loser!



  16. 16

    I can only imagine what the two girls holding the cake are thinking.

    Brunette: "Who is this guy? Can I leave now"
    Blonder: "The cake looks more appealing"



  17. 17

    pull down your damn shirt for the sake of our eyes you twit!



  18. 18

    Neither, caus his abs look weird….two pack?



  19. 19

    28 from the neck down and 48 from the neck up.



  20. 20

    LOL that so funny! They are the same the cake and him. 2 headless abs/idiots! LOL and like you said: those abs HE loves so much.



  21. 21

    I don't get what the big deal is about this guy's abs…they don't look that good to me. Actually, to me, his abs look like he has a big vagina for a torso.



  22. 22

    good thing he left his busted face off the cake. ps that dude is straight up queer. there is no way that thing is straight. and my god he's ugly. he looks like fuckinng pop eye.



  23. 23

    Why can't I see all the other comments before me? There is a problem with your site Perez.



  24. 24

    and the face of a 70 year old!



  25. 25

    I'd have me some of the cake but not him.

    Pull your f'n shirt down you douche.



  26. 26

    He always has his shirt up…its so annoying…I mean his abs are nice we get it but c'mon have some respect for yourself..leave the shirt down and do something worthwhile…cause the situation is such a bore!!!! YAWN!!! He is way more annoying than snookie! And did u see hime on the Ellen Show…he never knew what she meant when she asked him to name th efour seasons…he was like ooohhh..ok what a tool!!!!



  27. 27

    this guy makes me sick! he thinks his abs are the be-all end-all when they actually suck! He is FUG, his abs are FUG and the rest of the 'cast" are FUG!…and PUT YOUR FUCKING SHIRT DOWN YOU DOUCHE!



  28. 28

    I personally find it very sexy when my husband comes home from WORK, dirty and sweaty from a very HARD DAY AT WORK!!! Something this lazy fool should do. GET A REAL JOB LOSER!!! :-P



  29. 29

    if anybody wantts to see what REAL SEXY ABS look like, check out L.L. Cool J's abs…now that man has some sexy abs. YUMMMM!…or Brad Pitt in Fight Club, or George St. Pierre from the UFC….they all have better abs than this douche bag and much prettier mugs!



  30. 30

    the cake cuz it has no face



  31. 31

    Great ABS …. Plain Face !



  32. 32

    LMAO!!!



  33. 33

    My IQ is getting lower just looking at him.



  34. 34

    Hahahaha This is hilarious!!! I have never been so proud to be from Jersey until now!! Love the whole cast!!



  35. 35

    do you know what loath is? LOL moron



  36. 36

    his abs look ugly



  37. 37

    Tired of this loser going around lifting his shirt everywhere he goes. Sure he has a nice body, but after seeing it repeatedly, it gets old. Too bad he didn't lift the shirt high enough to cover his face.



  38. 38

    that guy is not good looking but I guess he is running on confidence of some kind which might make him a good role model for guys who are not born with great looks



  39. 39

    His arms are going to get stuck like that.

  40. clh30 says – reply to this


    40

    Re: Eliazar Rodriguez – Do you know what sarcasm is? Did you ever stop to think that he is using the extreme opposite of what Mike Sorrentino really is? My goodness people use your brain…



  41. 41

    Big ego much?



  42. 42

    Ew isn't he always wearing that same pair of underwear!



  43. 43

    Yeah. Not only are these idiots getting old..But him lifting up his shirt in every damn picture is also getting old. It's kinda funny how when they attend vents press/photogs are like "ZOMG LIFT UP YOUR SHIRT SHOW US YOUR ABS"..Acting like hes the only guy in the world that has abs..in which they arent even that spectacular in the first place lmao



  44. 44

    The cake. This man is disgusting and way too full of himself for my taste. He is not gorgeous and those abs are not worth drooling over. True he's in better shape than my fiance is but i've seen so much better than that on many many people who dont feel the need to lift up their shirts. Sorry dude, but your abs are just average, there isnt anything special about them. Get over yourself, you are not anything special and I can't find a single thing attractive about you physically.



  45. 45

    does he wear the same underwear all the time



  46. 46

    omg get over yourself idiot and btw the cake looks better

  47. farms says – reply to this


    47

    check it out he got laser hair removal

  48. exBFF says – reply to this


    48

    the cake…it doesn't show his face. poor thing better hang onto those abs as long as he can.



  49. 49

    he does this to distract from his disasterous face!



  50. 50

    OMG!!!!! Enough already! I am sooo tired of seeing this guy and his freakin' abs. Seriously, a cake decorated to look like his abs - someone make him stop, or better yet - just make him go away!!



  51. 51

    ah man I love clubs and adam spoont



  52. 52

    banchoth



  53. 53

    Wonder if the Cake Boss made it…



  54. 54

    He stopped pulling up the shirt way too soon.



  55. 55

    He looks like a horse. Gross. Notice only ugly chicks find him attractive. I am going to go with the cake because it doesn't have his ugly face attached to it.



  56. 56

    Whats the flavor? sweaty pits? testosterone? no boners for me….. and i love cakes



  57. 57

    The guy laughing his azz off on the right just said, "His nose looks like a dick."

    The girls holding the cake are saying:

    Blonde: "Smile dammit. We're supposed to be smiling."
    Brunette: "I'd rather do the cake than this tool. I'm not even going to look at him."



  58. 58

    will some one please bend this fucker over and screw him in the ass so he'll stop showing the wotld his chest. what duche !



  59. 59

    4 things that i wanna say to the Sitation.

    1). TOOL
    2). Douche
    3). GAY
    4). Loser

    I hope that you get a picture of you that says :
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU GAYBOY AND I HOPE U FIND A GUY OR A SHEHE AND FALL IN LOVE ONE DAY!!!

    Ps: You are not that hot so stop showing your Abs Thank u.



  60. 60

    his abs are looking weird. it's like he has a perfectly flat stomach and someone is sticking their ass in the middle of it.