Cancel Christmas! Kate Gosselin Wants To Release A Holiday Album!
If there is no Christmas, then this TRAVESTY of an idea won't have to happen!
Sources say that Kate Gosselin, having already destroyed the art of dance, is now looking to butcher your favorite holiday songs with a Christmas CD!
Record execs claim that Kate is pitching the CD around town, with songs sung by herself and all her children. Apparently, she "sees herself as a modern day Maria from 'The Sound of Music,' except this time the family singers won't be the Von Trap family, they would be the Gosselins."
Somewhere, Rogers and Hammerstein hate themselves for writing the Sound of Music just because of this analogy.
A friend of Kate reminds skeptics that Kate sees herself as a "brand" and she is going to milk that for all it's worth, no matter how big of a fool she comes off as!
She's got eight mouths to feed after all! (And a wardrobe to maintain!)
Our ears are bleeding and we haven't even heard her sing a note yet. They'll be stocking this next to Hung For The Holidays, Featuring William Hung and Another Rosie Christmas for sure.
And by stocking, we mean tossing in the bargain bin.
[Image via WENN.]
Tags: christmas, kate gosselin, new album
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so why report this and hand out free promotion for something you don't want?
Anything to make money…get a fuckin' real job!
For the love of GOD why, why, why won't this woman and her litter go away? If this album actually gets made and released I will officially become a Buddhist.
Don't forget about all the trips to the salon chair!
she sings too?
Her litter of kids are some of the ugliest I have seen. Can't stand this pig and tired of her uncute piglets.
Kate publishes children's book series…3…2…1
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Needs to travel far and wide to promote the book.
Must leave kids in school so there is no disruption in their lives.
Jon will end up babysitting or hired strangers, end up babysitting?
Has the entertainment industry gone completely mad? Do they really have to scrape the barrel to such and extent? If everyone would ignore this fame junkie, she would have to slink away. That includes you Perez, you seem to be obsessed with her recently!
she's already stated this was false & a rumor.
you are late.
say it isn't so….maybe she should think about getting a REAL job instead of forcing the pubic to look at her nasty ass all the time
Another lie and YOU PRINT IT. She has said many, many times she can not sing. You all sit around and make up lies and pass them around. You all as in BLOGGERS AND HACKS WHO WRITE FOR RAGS. No one should trust anything you do or say mario, barbara or whoever. NEVER call yourself a reporter, you have no integrity, no self worth.
Oh Holy Shit!
Remember when the Lohan's put out a holiday CD?!? YUCK! This Gosselin project could be another train wreck of Lohan proportions…
ARE YOU KIDDING ME! unless, you really are Kate fan…you will buy this shit…other wise,I better things to spend my money on CHRISTMAS! thanks, but NO THANKS!
Kate Gosselin is officially more tragic and annoying than anyone else on the planet. Sorry Jon Goss, Mischa, and Lindsay: Kate takes the unflavored flacid cake!!
I'd only buy that if it was the soundtrack to some horror movie released during the XMAS season, with her screaming her head off as she's slowly shoved feet first into a giant wood chipper, with Lady Gaga providing the back-up vocals and blood spluttering visuals.
this woman is beyond desperate!
Your new writer is more gifted in the wit department but the writing is still about 4th grade level (and I'm being generous). It's not "sung by herself", it's "sung by her".
"And by stocking, we mean tossing in the bargain bin" …. next to your worstseller book "Red Carpet Suicide" Perez!!!! LMAO!!!
PS. Whatever happened to Travis Garland? Did you destroy his chance to have a career?
This bitch needs a hard ass fucking…..she will smile either because I am done or because she likes it!!!!
I just read on GossipCOP that this is total BULLSHIT. THANK THE GOOD LORD. I heard this bitch TRY to sing Lady Gaga once on Jay Leno and as you can imagine she sang as well as she danced..
She is just sad. I feel sorry for her kids.
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I love when Perez tries to be funny but then fails miserably by fucking up his "witty" references. It's RoDgers & Hammerstein.
gross. someone PLEASE send her to the Z list. (i would never wish physically harm on someone). she is a wanna-be celebrity. she has completely hollywood-ized herself. and her children are the ones that suffer. her ex may be a douche, but she definitely is a douche as well……………..
I'm not defending Kate right now, I'm pointing out the very gullible facts, that a nameless source says this, that a friend has said this, now ignoring the fact that this woman has been reportedly alone and without friends, no names have been mentioned here. This is just a story, nothing more, trying to get more people to hate her. Ya know what Perez, if you feel such hateful thoughts towards her, why do you post?
I smell a killer White Elephant gift.
oh my GOD i want to cancel Xmas right now
SHE EXPLOITS HER CHILDREN FOR HER OWN GAIN. I'M TIRED OF HEARING HER SAY SHE TAKES EVERY OPPORTUNITY TO HELP SUPPORT HER KIDS. SO THAT MEANS WHEN YOU WERE ASKED IN THE VERY BEGGINNING IF THEY CONCEIVED ALL THOSE KIDS FOR ATTENTION AND THEN THEY SCOFFED AND SAID NO, SHE SECRETLY MEANT YES! BITCH, I REALLY DISLIKE HER. DISAPEAR PLEASE.
i have a better idea - a movie
that would be called
the Gosselin who stole christmas
Looking horrible in this outfit!
omg people how would you support 8 children? Can't do that on a nursing salary and a db ex that can't get his sh$t together.
HUBBA WA???
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she just ruined christmas for me.
Can someone PLEASE retool the Xmas song "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" already?
I think if ya sing it fast, "Ka'Gosselin" fits into as many bars as "Grandma".
if she hawked her high end clothes then would be able to feed her 8 whatever kids!
whether you like it or not this woman is gonna milk it for all it is worth and it wouldn't surprise me if she ends up with her own sitcom …. blechhhhh
She just keeps doing more and more damage to her children by being so obnoxious. Get a grip Bitch!
OMG! The horror! She already proved she can't dance. Can't this PIMP mama get a real job? She's run out of ideas about how to pimp herself and her kids for money!
Will this be released around the same time you put out your next book of rehashed garbage, just like you did last Christmas? The book that you couldn't give away, that now sits unsold in a warehouse and was on sale as soon as it hit Amazon? You know all about trying to make money off suckers at Christmas douchebag. You're the biggest media whore in the business.
In the crapper bins right beside True Bloggywood Stories and Red Carpet Suicide
She can sing. She sang all growing up. She's got a good voice. ONce again, Perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, your jealousy gets the best of you.
Even if this is just a made up rumor, the sad truth is that people would buy it…
Love her hair in this pic. Beautiful.
SUCCESSFUL. I loooooves it!
Hellooo Perez, Rodgers and Hammerstein are long dead and gone! But I'm sure Kate Gosselin was the furthest thing from their minds, when writing for the part of Maria. Don't sully their musical genius by comparing The Sound of Music to Kate "Scallywag" Gosselin and her crew of alien children.
oh holy nightmare
reality show-check
dancing with the stars-check
divorce-check
sex tape-? you could call it-8 dwarves came out of snow white
It will SELL!! It's a sing-a-long for FAMILIES with children. She has fans.
i'd rather listen to this than lohan holiday again
Oh…her only talent is spreading her legs wide open and shitting out a bunch of kids and being handed a reality show for it.
She thinks she is a star & performer ? She has no talent except for getting pregnant.
We don't need another dancing show with her…nor do we need to hear her scartch out a tune off key & get paid for it.
Why don't you just do us all a favor Kate….disappear into the sunset with the millions you stole.
I JUST THREW UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Good lord, what a nightmare and a way to ruin a joyous holiday. First she thinks she can dance, now singing??? Seriously, what the fuck?!
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IF it is a rumor, I gotta wonder who started it? Hmmm…TLC AND Kate? How obvious. Anything to stay in the news. She's a piece of work.
My God! Maybe having no xmas is something to consider.
Just get aan actual job!
Anytime you want the TRUTH - read "Gosselins without pity" online.
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Here's a little piece:
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Regarding the college fund and the website, it actually seems terribly outdated.
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They've certainly been sure to update other things, — such as removing the entire speaking engagement calendar (probably in reaction to so many people contacting the venues to complain), taking down the photo page, and adding the never-ending list of Sponsors Who Give Us Free Stuff.
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Calling the IRS . . . check out the income of those "begs at churches to 'fed my babies." Sick bitch.