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While on board the luxury boat Ladyship in the Venetian Lagoon with her husband Tony Parker, Eva Longoria is _____________________.

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

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    Posted: Jul 1, 2010 at 8:30 pm / Email this  »

    67 comments to “Fill In The Blank”



    1. 1

      Thinking how much of a pig Mario Armando Laverndiadodo is

    2. ass says – reply to this


      2

      "… picking something up from the ledge beside her husband"
      -
      That's right Perez, not everything is news ya fucking douchebag.



    3. 3

      BENDING OVER TO GET HER GAGA'S EARPHONES..



    4. 4

      I WANT IT!!!!

      WWW.STREETPRECIOUS.TUMBLR.COM



    5. 5

      coming up for air!!!!!!!!!!!!



    6. 6

      …is oiling up his flag-pole in order to slip on her furry cover….



    7. 7

      …is rubbing on his 'man-root' in order to have some fun ….



    8. 8

      …is cleaning his 'thang' so as not to catch any diseases ….



    9. 9

      Obviously not doing it right or Tony would have a big smile on his face.



    10. 10

      hot



    11. 11

      …is looking for the ring she thinks may be lost in his 'man-bush' ….



    12. 12

      giving her husband a handjob.



    13. 13

      …is getting into 'fingering' ….



    14. 14

      …is confirming what they say about black men IS TRUE ! ….



    15. 15

      taking a break … she's been sucking his dick A LOT aushuahsahu Tony is her husband after all :)



    16. 16

      …giving head. She SWOOSHED after he swished!



    17. 17

      Reaching for a bottle of sun tan lotion so she can rub it on her husbands sweet bod!!!! WTF else would she be doing??? =/



    18. 18

      LOL



    19. 19

      beginning to realize that she married a really ugly guy



    20. 20

      HAND JOB, WHAT ELSE…



    21. 21

      Pictures tell it all. She serves him and I say this based on all media accounts of them. She's the one in love and I guess, this is the dynamics of their "relationship". You never see him doing anything for her except maybe holding her because she jumps on top of him. And I say all of this in complete seriousness. Her love is obvious and I feel so sad for her that he is unable to reciprocate.



    22. 22

      Finding out that that her husband is not as endowed as their rapper neighbor, Leroy Jones.



    23. 23

      He is so fucking ugly!! Jesus christ.

      I wonder if he also has a big dick because she can't only be married to him for the money. That dick has to be good.



    24. 24

      either spitting or swallowing… you decide



    25. 25

      they don't give a fuck about what u think fatass
      just fill in your brain !!! oops you never have that …



    26. 26

      eva longoria is: cleaning the purple crayon



    27. 27

      Now THAT'S a sex tape that the American public would get behind and support!



    28. 28

      …..standing about four feet to the left of her husband.



    29. 29

      Looking for her career.



    30. 30

      blowing him?



    31. 31

      From the pained expression on his face, taking a fish hook out of his thigh…



    32. 32

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    33. 33

      most likely, this picture is not as dirty as it looks - but it certainly gives into one's naughty imagination……

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      Trying to get the sun screen at the bottom of the tube..



    35. 35

      WHO REALLY CARES WHAT THIS "NEVER WAS" IS DOING.



    36. 36

      looking for love in all the wrong places



    37. 37

      asking Tony 'What's white and eleven inches long?' then answering 'Nothing, anything that big must be black'



    38. 38

      fishing for crabs!

      (I win!)



    39. 39

      Re: Be-Atch – tony parker is black? :o



    40. 40

      going to spit, not swallow……….



    41. 41

      being ignored by her husband



    42. 42

      looking for his brain.



    43. 43

      hand jobss



    44. 44

      ohhhhh my hot boy i want to oil u alllllll over mmmmmm thats right and lick ur …….



    45. 45

      jacking tony off



    46. 46

      is a LESBIAN and this sham of a marriage is typical for FAKE Hollywood.



    47. 47

      checking his pulse.



    48. 48

      SLUT



    49. 49

      …about to masssage, mmmmmm, her leg



    50. 50

      a desperate mermaid



    51. 51

      …posing for a picture that'll be picked up by gossip sites asking "what is she doing…..?", knowing most minds head straight to the gutter….



    52. 52

      Having a private moment with her husband that some creeepy stalker is rudely photographing



    53. 53

      Shut the fuck up Perez. You ugly stupid balding mongrel cock bite pedophile.



    54. 54

      "[…] breathing because if she does not, she'll die"

      She looks happy in love 24/7, this is what we call 'L'Amour', we french are the best at it



    55. 55

      "like most people, repulsed at the sight of perez hilton. Despite losing some weight, he's still the fugliest man in hollywood."



    56. 56

      Re: Gisela5Love – You know this how? Stop talking out of your ass!!



    57. 57

      "rubbing suntan lotion on his baby maker. Making sure nothing happens to that thang. After all, hasn't she been annoying everyone about her wanting children for years?!?! Just like she annoyed him into marrying her? Poor guy!"



    58. 58

      changing his diaper



    59. 59

      She is apparently raising the anchor.



    60. 60

      …..heading "down under". AS IN THEY ARE GOING TO AUSTRALIA! Get your minds out of the gutter! :)



    61. 61

      Re: kifferslady – LOL! I explained it in my response.



    62. 62

      Not swallowing.



    63. 63

      slobbing the knob?



    64. 64

      ..is giving a top secret massage while waiting to get it in the poop shoot by Tannie CaCa!



    65. 65

      ..is giving a top secret massage while waiting to get it in the poop shoot by Trannie CaCa!



    66. 66

      wondering why people who say they hate perez hilton sponser his advertisers by going on to his website and reading his blog. Stupid asses



    67. 67

      bobbing his knob!