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Joe Francis Is Getting Married

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Oh, what a proud day for women everywhere.

Joe Francis has apparently found someone to tolerate him for more than 30 seconds at a time, and he intends to marry her!

The lucky lady is surprisingly not a cracked out stripper who confused him for someone worthwhile, but actually CBS reporter Christina McLarty!

And, the more and more we think about this, it has to be some sort of joke or stunt, because apparently Quincy Jones has agreed to be his best man!

WTF? Have we been transported to some awful, nightmarish reality?? There's no way this can actually be happening.

Francis says:

"We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don't believe it's appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States. The weekend will be fun, luxurious and filled with lots of surprises. This will be a nontraditional celebration of love, family and friends."

Yeah, right. Nontraditional.

Thoughts??

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26 comments to “Joe Francis Is Getting Married”



  1. 1

    watch out honey, you're secretly being filmed for his next drunk college chicks go wild video

  2. buck says – reply to this


    2

    So let me guess, this guy will become Hiltons best friend now that he has taken a stance for gay marriage.



  3. 3

    omg–like this guy ever had a conscience in his life?!? all of a sudden he's Mr. Gay Rights? Please. He's a syphillitic objectifier of women!

    and WTF is with Quincy Jones? man's lost his mind–first that mess of a remake with We Are The World, and now this? vomit.



  4. 4

    GOD IMAGINE HOW EMBARASSING IT WOULD BE IF YOUR DAUGHTER MARRIED A PERVERT/DOUCHEBAG/JAILBIRD LIKE JOE FRANCIS….



  5. 5

    hahaha!!! now im just waiting for Christina McLarty's sex tape to be "leaked!!!"



  6. 6

    That's what Brad and Angelina said when they first hooked up!
    How retarded!



  7. 7

    This has to be a joke. It just has to. A civil union is what most gay people are denied in the first place - they aren't fighting to be married in catholic churches! So his statement is way off. This has to be some shit someone made up.



  8. 8

    These prenups don't seem to be worth the paper they're written on. So she'll do her time, have a couple of kids to ensure a good payday, and she'll be out of there within five years. Having said that, does he have any money? If not, then all bets are off….maybe then she actually does like him and needs to seek help.



  9. 9

    you know, we really don't need movies from hollywood anymore, just follow these asswipe 'celebrities' around & film them, their lives are as entertaining as any movie i've seen recently



  10. 10

    " This will be a nontraditional celebration of love…" AS IN ….when you leave me YOU GET SQUAT!

  11. ass says – reply to this


    11

    Hey, douchebag, why aren't you highlighting THIS paragraph? If it's true, then I'd say that's a pretty damn awesome move on their part.
    -
    "We have chosen to have a civil domestic partnership because we don't believe it's appropriate to be married until our gay and lesbian friends are afforded the same rights as us to legally marry in the United States"



  12. 12

    That's total and complete BS!!! If he was really in love with this woman and wanted to spend the rest of his life with her, HE would want to marry he so she could not be snatched up by anybody else or leave him so easily. Guys in love are very possesive. Maybe she hasn't demanded more of him b/c she doen't really love him that much either. Either way, looks like a stunt and 2 people who can't commit and who are not serious about each other. The lame gay remark is so transparent-just an excuse-and not a good one at that.



  13. 13

    Gee, I can't imagine what ($$) what she sees ($$) in him.



  14. 14

    What kind of a woman would marry this man?? "Hey mom and dad, this is my fiance. He likes to videotape drunk college whores taking their clothes off and lezzing out."



  15. 15

    Surprised you're not all over his dick since he supports gay marriage



  16. 16

    douchebag woman hater!



  17. 17

    Maybe he's friends with his daughter Rashonda Jones, The office/Parks and Rec. (Remember when she cussed out 2 Pac because he was mad Quincy married a white woman? Lolz). Yeah, Paris, Nicole and her all grew up together. And Joe is friends with the Hiltons too right? So…



  18. 18

    Are we sure she/he is not a tranny and that why the civil partnership?? or is it a financial one.

  19. Rynne says – reply to this


    19

    I can't imagine the LGBTQ community wanting this piece of filth as an ally.



  20. 20

    thank you for spelling congratulations correctly!
    maybe all of the posters on your site can finally start spelling it right



  21. 21

    WTF!!!!



  22. 22

    Who the F*** is Joe Francis ?



  23. 23

    You know what? I think it's great. What someone does for a living does not define who they are, or does it, Perez? If stupid men want to spend their money watching idiodic drunk babes taking it off, that is their business. If he is smart enough to capitalize off of it, I say, good job, mate.

  24. @v@ says – reply to this


    24

    From things I've heard and read, and glimpses of his girls tapes, I think he's a misogynist, and not even a closeted one. If she in turn isn't a masochist, and she can keep all that in check, all the power to her, and her husband to be. For some reason I don't foresee a happy ending. Here's to being wrong, though. Cheers.



  25. 25

    And Pig Face, you've found no one who can stand you for even 1 second. Who's the bigger loser?



  26. 26

    IT'S ALL ABOUT THE MONEY WITH THIS DICKHEAD, SO REST ASSURED QUINCY WILL GET PAID AT LEAST A MILLION TO MAKE JOE "LOOK GOOD" TO THE GENERAL PUBLIC, BUT WE ALL KNOW WHAT A DOUCHE HE IS. #1 DOUCHE IN ALL THE LAND!