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Lindsanity Gets That Crazy Waitress Fired

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That waitress must be an effing idiot!

There she went, losing her cool and punching Lindsanity. She should have just waited until the LaLohan was good and fucked up, she probably would have fallen flat on her face all by herself!

Sources are claiming that the managers at Voyeur are meeting today, and are allegedly all in agreement that the fist-happy, jealous ex-psycho waitress is getting her ass kicked to the curb!

And apparently Lindsay wasn't even flirting up douchey Doug Reindhart. Turns out the dumbass waitress got all crazed after spotting Lindsanity with rugby player Danny Cipriani!

Tisk, tisk, girl! You should have known better!

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58 comments to “Lindsanity Gets That Crazy Waitress Fired”

  1. 1

    well, even though i love the fact that Lindsay got punched in the face on her birthday, youre right, the waitress is a dumbass. OF COURSE SHE'S GONNA GET FIRED. Then again, I think it was totally worth it. She totally gets bragging rights.

  2. 2

    Dont worry Lindsay at the rate your going waitress is next stop.

  3. 3

    I hope that waitress is fire for that. Poor girl, no one deserves to be hit especially on their birthday. Lindsay needs to get away for a few years.

  4. 4

    I swear, some women. What guy in this entire world is actually worth all of that? If you are so obsessed with a man that it causes you to act like a psychopath then you really need a hobby. NO man is worth that shit.

  5. 5

    For her to actually do something like that, I bet she doesn't even care if she gets fired. I'm sure she was expecting it. Poor Lindsay. Imagine getting punched in the club for NO REASON. Dumb.

  6. 6

    She states she hates all the drama. At the beginning of the year she resolved to stop hanging out with people that are wrecking her life. She vowed to change. So why is she still in the center of any vulgar situation she can get her hands on. Why is she still tabloid fodder? Is she a courthouse favourite that never has to take responsibility so the rest of us can see how America is the land of the free? Don't educated judges get embarassed that she can out smart them every time. Maybe she should run for political office. You Americans seem to idolize her. I'm not impressed but I guess her behaviour is good for a socioligical study or something.

  7. 7

    I wish i was there to see that…..LMAO

  8. 8

    This bitch was an idiot. Glad shes toast. Even though [every] Lohan is crackedy crazy, no one deserves to be sucker punched in the face! Dumb bitch is lucky the management at Voyeur and the entire Lohan clan of esteemed lawyers are not pressing charges on her! Voyeur is lucky that Lindsay is not filing a lawsuit against them as well. Win win for all parties, minus the haggard former waitress.

  9. 9

    When did all this take place?

  10. 10

    I'd gladly lose my job if it meant I got to knock some sense into her. She's an idiot.

  11. 11

    whether for the right reason or not, lindsay needs a good beating.

  12. 12

    @windbourne: Us Americans do not idolize Lindsey Lohan. She gets herself into trouble and the press puts it in the tabloids. I personally am sick of seeing her ugly face in all the magazines. I'm sorry, but she looks straight up UGLY as a blonde and a brunette. She should have stayed with her red hair because before she looked GORGEOUS! She is messing her own acting career up!

  13. 13

    Cruel baby baby baby why you want to treat me this way
    you know I'm still your lover girl (Lindsay) I still feel the same way
    that's when she told me a story ’bout free milk and a cow
    and she said no huggin no kissin until I get a wedding vow
    my honey my baby don't put my love upon no shelf
    she said don't hand me no lines and keep your hands to yourself

  14. 14

    I would've LOVED to be that waitress! Now she could tell everybody,"I PUNCHED LINDSEY LOHAN IN THE FACE!" and she wouldn't be lying. I'm personally sick of Lindsey being all over the tabloids. She's messing up her own acting career.

  15. 15

    Add me to the list of people jealous of the waitress. I'd love to punch Lindsay is a lying, self absorbed, self righteous, no talent, drama queen. she should be punched more often.

  16. 16

    No worries, that waitress will get her own reality show soon enough….after all the press where she cries and says she made a mistake and so on and so forth.

  17. 17

    It's a no-brainer. Violence in the workplace - be it an office, strip club, whatever - is intolerable.

  18. 18

    HOhans lips look like an inner tube

  19. 19

    Hello she is a waitress, she'll find a job at the next place! And probably a fame-whorer wanting to get her 5 minutes.. watch you'll be posting her interview next!! LOL!!! nut whatever bunch of non-sense bs but we get a kick out of it!!!

  20. 20

    HAhA Karma is a B*itch! GO TO JAIL ALREADY YOU FRIGGIN JUNKIE!!!!!!!!!!

  21. 21

    Re: LoveMeHateMe1 – It just seems like she gets away with so much that we feel that Americans believe her behaviour is just fine. Why the never put in jail etc. I read a lot of them get thrown in but why does she keep getting away from her punishments? Has she done something super special or kind to the world? Why the Royal treatment? Just wondering. BTW the USA is fab, its just vulgar women like her kinda give it all a bad impression if you know what I mean. I agree with you, her looks are purely feral. Barf. But don't worry she'll blame someone else for that too.

  22. 22

    She should have asked for pointers first. Nah, no one would even hire her to waitress. Well maybe cleaning tables at McDonalds

  23. 23

    at least she got BITCH-SLAPPED!

  24. 24

    The waitress was stupid. She should have "accidentally" served Lindsay a drink with booze in it!

  25. 25

    the waitress is actually really pretty
    why punch someone over a guy?
    just find another one.

    i also feel sorry for lindsay,no one should get punshed. (except for perez)

  26. fiona says – reply to this


    Give that girl a job.
    She doesn't need to wait on a lower than low specimen of humanity.

    And girl, DON'T HIT. It makes you look like an Idol reject. Grow a brain.

    LL will implode. No blows necessary.

    Well, unless paid.

  27. 27

    Re: Perez – "She should have just waited until the LaLohan was good and fucked up, she probably would have fallen flat on her face all by herself!"
    humm catchy.. but I would of gone with something less bitter and vile and hatred toward Lindsay, perhaps something Like "She shouldn't of hit lindsay. Sorry Lindsay was hit. -end of story"

  28. 28

    Would you jerks be happy if that psycho waitress has shot and killed Lohan? This chick in unbalanced and total trailer trash. Since when is it o.k. to go around punching people out, and why was this waitress not arrested and jailed for assault? I hope this loser can't even get a job at Burger King after this.

  29. 29


  30. 30

    yes lindsay is a bit of a trainwreck, but she did not deserve to get punched for no reason, especially on her birthday. the waitress sounds like a total psycho. seems petty to punch someone over a guy.

  31. 31

    I would have given the gal a raise!

  32. 32

    I would hire this waitress in a New York Minute ! Although I normally oppose viloence, in this case, well…Haven't we ALL wanted to punch this skank in the face … ? And that nasty stage mom, too. Gad, it must have felt good ! I hope she blogs about it, so we can all live vicariously through her ! you go, girl !

  33. 33

    Sam MUST be gloating…something she had wanted to do ! IF only there was some video ! WoW ! Would that go viral ! Stupid skank HoHan !

  34. 34

    Why do idiot women always go after the supposed other woman? Why not go after their idiot men?

  35. 35

    Other Celebs I would like to see get a 'smack-down': Paris Whoreton, and that retarded sister of hers - Heck, the ENTIRE family, Nicole Richie, Tori Spellling and that Douche hubby of hers. Kate plus 8 and that douche ex ! Not the kids, tho' ! Miley. of course ! And….um, let me see. I know ! That entire Jersey Shores Freak Show ! Esp. that ugly Snookie broad ! And finally, Tom Cruise - one big fat slap to the face. Not for his crap career, but for all that Scientology crap ! Amen !

  36. party says – reply to this


    Re: cherrysizzleneptune – pure fucking genius. i hope someone reads your post and DOES IT.

  37. 37

    Re: windbourne – Actually, I consider myself the typical, everyday American…works their ass off, pays overly high taxes, and goes to school. I actually can't stand people like Lindsay Lohan (people born with talent that they squander away with drugs and alcohol). Most Americans are hard working people who stick to their own business and raise their families. You need to understand, it's not us. It's our ridiculous media that makes us the way that the rest of the world thinks we are…oh yea, and our ridiculous thieving and whoring government officials.

  38. @v@ says – reply to this


    Punching someone should legally get you more than just being fired.

  39. 39

    How did Lindsay get her fired? The waitress got herself fired. Don't know why managers had to meet to discuss..ummmm, a waitress punched a patron - fired!!

  40. 40

    Lindasy didn't get her fired, she did it herself. When you working with costumers you don't go around hitting them, they are your bread and butter, your mula. Even if a person is ugly to you, you keep your cool. Is called being professional, even if all you doing is flipping burgers. Now she will be like one of those that are persona non grata…

  41. 41

    That biitch is a horrible waitress and should have gotten fired for sucking so bad.

  42. 42


  43. 43

    Miss Lohan should take the new job opening. She spends most of her time there anyway. Mommy & sis could get jobs too and Daddy could bounce.

  44. 44

    Re: ccw4742
    Poor idiot.

  45. 45

    So how come you're not pressing charges Lindsay.

  46. Jaded says – reply to this


    I would hold on for a minute. It's the holiday weekend and I'm sure come Tuesday LIndsey's lawyers will be on the attack and suing.
    You know that every single person on this comment board would be too. I also would have had psycho bitch arrested and would be suing her as well.
    There is no way that she just let someone punch her and didn't hit back unless she saw the $$$$.

  47. 47

    Im sure it was worth getting fired! id get fired any day to punch her ugly freckled face!

  48. 48

    She should have gotten a raise!!!

  49. 49

    she shouldn't have gotten fired - she should have gotten arrested - stop writing about lindsey since you exaggerate everything and clearly hate her - even tho you have pictures of you fawning over her in person - you are a pig

  50. 50


  51. 51

    Karmic Justice at its best! I hope this waitress gets hired at a better place or better yet, The Good Citizen Award!

  52. @v@ says – reply to this


    Not Lindsay's fault, totally 100% the waitress's fault.

  53. 53

    i soo love the waitress!

  54. 54

    Lindsay is definitely misguided and messed up, but no way does she deserve to get smacked by some jealous waitress- especially not on her birthday.

  55. 55

    Although hitting someone should get you fired. I would not doubt though that Lindsay did or said something that provoked her.

  56. 56

    Pig Face, your ignorance is BRASILBALLS, AMAZEBALLS, HIGHlarious. JEALOUSY is the fear of losing something you have; ENVY is coveting what someone else has, such as integrity, you toxic douche!

  57. 57

    The waitress is now a hero to many people, including myself. I just wish she was wearing brass knuckles at the time. Lindsay = trashy cun*t.

  58. 58

    What a lot of people don't realise, though perhaps Perez knows (I wouldn't be surprised) is that a lot of these celebrities, Lindsay, Paris and Avril being some of the prime examples are under MK ULTRA mind control. Look it up; it was a real and effective experiment carried out by the C I A in the 70's, and is practised frequently on key celebrities in the music and fashion industry today. However crazy this sounds, truth really is stranger than fiction, and there is a lot of evidence for celebrities with multiple personality disorder if you look into it. Check out the youtube channel of EsotericKitten for the info, and you'll begin to see what I know see when I hear about the dyfunctional antics of celebrities like Lindsay: victims of serious trauma. A year ago, I would have thought along the lines of people commenting- that she was simply a b***h. Though, whether you agree or not, I still think Perez is way too judgemental and basically a bully…