Maybe she's a little more obsessed with celebrity than she first asserted!
The 28-year-old who allegedly had an affair with Affleck -- which she has denied -- has nevertheless hired a crisis PR firm for... what exactly??
Oh, Snooki Snickers! What kind of silly shenanigans has our most beloved gotten into today?
Some awful narc named Carrie Malec is suing the Jersey Shore star, along with the equally faboosh JWoww, for allegedly 'roughing her up' in a Miami nightclub on May 6th - and not only is she asking for $75,000 damages, but to ban the episode in which her ass gets beaten from airing!
And why is that, we wonder? Probably so the world doesn't see what a drunk moron she was getting in our guidette's faces!
You instigate, gurl, and Snooki cannot be tamed! So don't even try!
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