Coming Soon: Perez Takes It Off!

Filed under: Personally Perez

Our annual shirtless video premieres… this Wednesday!

Check out a teaser (above).

    Posted: Jul 4, 2010 at 12:21 am / Email this  »

    76 comments to “Coming Soon: Perez Takes It Off!”



    1. 1

      Oh joy =/



    2. 2

      talk about yummy yummy screw



    3. 3

      Just wondering how to choose the breakfast I'll bring up.



    4. 4

      27 second advertisement to watch you take off your shirt? Ummm NO



    5. 5

      um, no.



    6. 6

      i guesss i cant call you fatass anymore



    7. 7

      Um gross? It's hard to believe your gay

    8. Lucas says – reply to this


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      I hope you did good P, looking good :)



    9. 9

      give him a break . i'm sure all of the assholes calling him a fatass have just as many issues with their body . seriously , get a life .



    10. 10

      Pervez, I'll give you $100.00 if you promise to never take your shirt off in public ever again.



    11. 11

      Its not that its disgusting that he is taking his shirt off it's that nobody cares about perez himself…now if he showed me Taylor Lautner i might care…



    12. 12

      You are such a tease…can't wait to see the results of your hard work.



    13. 13

      oh i can't wait….it will be pages and pages of people bashing you on how disgusting you look and 5 or 6 douche bags telling us to stop coming to your site if we hate you so much….fun, fun, fun!!!! you could weight 140 lbs Perez, 55 of that would be that monstrous head of yours and you would still be disgusting, pathetic, and single. i'm sure you have money now…..a long ways from your days on the inner tube you came here on, but you will always be disgusting, bitter, and hated by the people you want so badly to be loved by. nothing better than seeing a bird body on hump day, see you all then!!!



    14. 14

      How will you get that T shirt over your elephantine head? Is that girl going to cut it off with a scissors?



    15. 15

      puke , puke & puke ~!! yucky yuck



    16. 16

      why don't you quit attention seeking and get back to updating your blog?



    17. 17

      You're amazing, Perez! You look wonderful and I am sooo proud of you!! xoxoxo



    18. 18

      my eyes! my eyes!!!!!



    19. 19

      has someone been zuma ring



    20. 20

      The suspense. Oh how it's killing me. Fuck me now.



    21. 21

      Whore! Keep your shirt on. Nobody wants to see the nastiness that is your body.



    22. 22

      Doesn't matter how much weight you've lost, you'll always be ugly inside and out. No one wants to see your pancake nipples you ugly fuck.



    23. 23

      Move over twilight here comes the event of the summer. Not.



    24. 24

      Thankfully he didn't take it off in this video. I have just had breakfast.



    25. 25

      lol :)



    26. 26

      For the love G-d do you HAVE to??



    27. 27

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      Uh….

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      I decided to avoid the video, for obvious reasons, and rely on the critique of people I respect, my fellow posters.

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    28. Low says – reply to this


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      I hope you have a "enter at your own risk" tag on it…. You can't just post that on us with no warning.



    29. 29

      Ewewewewew!!! Pig Face, you're totally gross. Please don't.



    30. 30

      Re: iamsealegs – haha, you're a loser! you're proud of him…..shut the fuck up bitch!



    31. 31

      Re: umyeah – Amen, to that.



    32. 32

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      I decided to avoid the video…

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      …and rely instead on the critique of people I respect…

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      ….my fellow posters.

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    33. 33

      Don't forget to put this under If You Are Easily Offended.



    34. 34

      Please, don't!



    35. 35

      put it back on



    36. 36

      barfffffffffffffffffffff



    37. 37

      WOW that should be seen by all the people in the world i mean that's EPIC a pig trying to take off his XXXXXXXXL sized t-shirt! mhm



    38. 38

      You could have a great body but the nastiness that is inside you still makes you pathetic



    39. 39

      I really commend you for losing all that weight. I just wish you wouldn't have a site then that often makes fun of other peoples bodies!



    40. 40

      You are looking better and healthier so good for you.



    41. 41

      Don't lose any more weight.
      Manorexia is so not zexy!



    42. 42

      I don't understand how someone who constantly critics other people's bodies has the audacity to post shit like this and be PROUD of it. Yes, he may not weigh as much as he did before, but his body is far from "normal". How can he show pride for himself and expect other people to relish in his "accomplishment" when his body is probably - by far - the worst shown on here.

      I'd tap old Val Kilmer ass before that any day (paper bag included)



    43. 43

      Stick to your blog Perez..

    44. Laury says – reply to this


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      It's cool that you keep working on getting in shape Perez, I give you props for that, but don't flatter yourself honey, no one is that interested in seeing you shirtless.



    45. 45

      Can you fix your feet too! GROSS



    46. 46

      Re: MetallicaxMuffin – Kinda like he has many issues with his own fugly self since he makes fun of so many ppl. Now shut the fuck up dumbass!



    47. 47

      Don't forget to create lots of fake accounts that have those wonderfully pithy & self-congratulatory comments like :
      "Oh Perez you're so totally hot!!!!!! " or "OMG you look faboosh BB!!!!!!!!!!"

    48. Laury says – reply to this


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      Re: umyeah
      LMAO!!!! Couldn't have said it better!



    49. 49

      Meth… Does a body good?



    50. 50

      Re: Laury – Lies! Everyone wants to know everything about him! He's just so interesting and multi talented! I come on this site to read about his dog more than celebrity gossip! Get with it!



    51. 51

      fugly feet
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      who cares, you will never have a good body so stop obsessing on it
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    53. 53

      ew. when will you get some plastic surgery and fix that face of yours? do you realize that you are uglier than EVERYONE you talk shit about?



    54. 54

      Re: MetallicaxMuffin – nope, my body is bangin! and he is a fatass! You can't even deny.



    55. 55

      Re: Nothing333 – ahahaha that was good



    56. 56

      Can't wait to see the results on Wednesday! You are doing so great, Perez! Screw the haters. You are FABOOSH!



    57. 57

      I wish this maggot would read these comments and see how much we despise the little gay boy.
      I will never watch anything that had this dickheads ugly motherfucking monster size melon in it.
      Stay behind the keyboard you loser!



    58. 58

      Im happy for you perez. I hope your journey towards health helps you become more sympathetic towards others. You have the power to help girls with body image if you stop making fun of celebs for gaining a few pounds.



    59. 59

      Still fat still ugly inside and out. You sit here uploading a video to get praised for loosing weight when you are an awful person. You give our gay community a bad name. Maybe you should do something about that pig looking face of yours too.



    60. 60

      Two words that WON'T be used to describe Perez shirtless: amazeballs and seksi. Leave the bare chested pictures for men who look good. Nobody is fantasizing about you.



    61. 61

      Yucky Yucky Spew



    62. 62

      Que bonito! It's amazing to see how the right way brings the best results. Thanks for the inspiration.



    63. 63

      Re: umyeah – LMFAO ditto that!



    64. 64

      thanks for the warning. I'll get the barf bags ready.



    65. 65

      U LOOK VERY CUTE, PEREZ! Your skin is so creamy and healthy-looking & fresh! (-:



    66. 66

      a 27 second ad for nothing. at least make the promo more interesting



    67. 67

      Thank God for not being able to view flash videos on my phone!!



    68. 68

      A face only your dog can love. And that's only because he doesn't know any better.



    69. 69

      I just threw up in my mouth…alot!



    70. 70

      please don't fat ass



    71. 71

      You know, I've never been accused of being speechless but when I look at you I just shake my head in disbelief…you are really fucking ugly. Wow.



    72. 72

      You know, I've never been accused of being speechless but when I look at you I just shake my head in disbelief…you are really fucking ugly. Wow.Re: Shelly in Puyallup!!! :-D
      If that's you in your avatar I can understand why you think Porky is hot. I'm so sorry for you.



    73. 73

      Oh God no. I'd rather suck GagMe's tranny dick then see that.



    74. 74

      I refuse to watch this video out of general principal even though I am morbidly curious. I just can't convince myself that watching a 32 second advertisement beforehand is worth the trouble. Sorry!



    75. 75

      I just puked in my mouth at the thought, but thanks for the warning.



    76. 76

      Is this absolutely necessary!?