Sex, escorting, drugs, stripping, YouTube drama, CELEBRITIES and so much more!
Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
Here comes the drama!
We would watch ourselves if we were George. We're thinking this judge may be of the fame-whoring variety!
Judge Pietro Caccialanza was specifically asked what he will be doing to guarantee George's safety, as the trial is sure to bring out a lot of fans.
Judge Caccialanza said that he ordered extra security for the proceedings, but also promised fans a chance "to come close to their hero".
Um, WHAT? This isn't a meet and greet! This is a TRIAL! What the hell goes on over there in Milan???
P.S. - Somewhere right now, Lindsay Lohan is jotting down the name of this judge and looking into moving her case to Milan.
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