Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
By going to her alcohol education class (finally) and giving the cops something to do other than escort her out of Voyeur on a drunken binge!
Take a look at how Lindsay Lohan spent her weekend! (above)
Sure was eventful!