Lindsay Lohan Sentenced To Jail!!!!

Damn!!!!
Get ready for that orange jumpsuit!
Lindsay Lohan has to surrender herself to the court on July 20th at 8:30 AM to begin serving a 90 day jail sentence.
The hard-pAArtying actress was also ordered to serve an additional 90 days at an in-patient rehab treatment.
The judge in Lindsanity's probation violation case pointed out to Lohan the numerous times she has lied in the past and was unsympathetic to the actress' tears when she spoke to the court.
Jail AND rehab will do her good!

























I was jumping UP and down while the judge handed “` Miss Thang“` her sentence!! THANK YOU judge!!“NO ONE is above the law!! LiLo's 90 days sentence= She'll only serve about 20 days or so. But the 90 rehab “` will be 90 days!! YO!! Justice served and Michael LoHan “ can kiss my ASS!!
Re: wikkedbunni – Yeah, I feel sorry for her.
GOOD.. She have to take responsibility for her actions. She had it coming all along. Hopefully this will make her grow up a bit
One part of me says "LOL GOOD", and part of me hopes that this will force her to get her shit together and will go back to her Mean Girls days when she was a hot red head.
FINALLY
To the idiots saying that Lindsay won't be able to dye her hair, or do her nails, etc. in jail: You're ignorant. Women's jails allow inmates to do all that stuff. Most women's prisons and jails actually have beauty salons inside them that are run by some of the other inmates as part of training for jobs in the industry for when they are released. They're prisons, they're not dungeons where people are left to lay on the floor, slowly reverting into cave men. The government allows people to groom themselves for fawck sakes! And for women, that includes cosmetics, hair products and styling, and nail care. It would be against human rights to not allow people to groom. Oh, and guess what else–THEY FEED THEM TOO!!! THEY EVEN LET THEM BATHE AND WEAR DEODORANT!!!AMAZING! You idiots!!! Get a clue!
I think this is ultimately for the best, not even trying to be a dick. Think of what jail did for RDJ in the end. Perhaps it is the catalyst for her to get her life in order.
How old is this picture? Sheesh, I have seen this mug shot here a hundred times.
Due to overcrowding, she's only going to serve 24-27 days. WTG California. This chick is pathetic. Loved her shocked face when the judge sentenced her. Four days is going to drive her nuts. Love it. I hope they take away her Adderrall and Ambien.
DAMN, AFRICA, WHAT HAPPENED!?
What..No tweets from the mom or dad yet ? !
Unfortunately, this is the wakeup call that she needs!!! I hope they let her serve all 90 days.
Idiot judge and prosecutor!!!!!!!! THE SYSTEM IS SO SCREWED UP!!!!!!!!!
she is on probation, she violates probation, gets sent to jail and when she comes out she is on probation once again……………..its just a revolving door and the system sucks!!!!! Just seems that its a never ending cycle for addicts cause there always in and out of jail and rehab and also tax payers waste of money!!!!!!!!!! why they even have serving partial sentences in jail……..I dont get it……..its like ok commit a crime and since we have a budget problem you can do only 20% of your time……LA CO jail has always let inmates out early nothing new on that……..broken system that will never work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All joking aside, I think this will either save her life or show just how hopeless she is. Take it seriously and get your shit together, Lindsay.
Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Amen!
CHRISTMAS IN JULY.
but no seriously, i hope she gets her act together.
Re: Be-Atch – Either your childhood was great , and you don't have compassion. OR your childhood wasn't so great and you survived anyway, and don't have compassion. Either way, Lindsay was a child star, and as you know the statistics on child stars is disastrous. Her dad was apparently a crazy man to grow up with. And lastly, and finally, her mother is completely delusional and wants to be Lindsay's girlfriend instead of her mother. She has so many strikes against her, that are not her fault. And I think she has addictions that she must deal with before she can possibly comply with any orders given by a court. She said "I did the best the I could" and I believe that.
She needs this. Six months AWAY from Hollywood and away from everyone and get her life back on track. Hopefully this all works and she becomes a better person.
THE WHOLE COURT SYSTEM IS WACK IN LOS ANGELES PERIOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STUPID JUDGE…..AND "SIT UR ASS DOWN PROSECUTER!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE SHOULD OF JUST FINISHED THE CLASS GET THIS OVER WITH AND THAT IT….INSTEAD THE JUDGE IS GIVING HER ANOTHER SHOT AT SCREWING UP PROBATION AGAIN. JUDGE NEEDS TO WAKE THE HELL UP…..SOMEONE SLAP HER CAUSE ITS A REVOLVING DOOR FOR ADDICTS OR JUNKIES WHO DEAL WITH LA CO COURTS……IN AND OUT OF JAIL WASTING TAX PAYERS MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!! DEAL WITH THE MURDERS AND RAPIST NOT PEOPLE WHO CHOOSE TO DRINK OR DO COKE….SEEMS LIKE THE SYSTEM NEEDS A HUGE MAKER AND THEY WONDER WHY THEY BROKE…….PLUS THEY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LETTING INMATES OUT EARLY ANYWAY………FUCKED UP SYTEM IN CALIFORNIA WE HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: misstetz – Brown wasn't a repeat, chronic offender. He took the chance the court gave him and he did right by the court, completing his labor and stipulations with no probation violations. He dotted all the court's i's and crossed all the t's. Lohan thumbed her nose at every stipulation the court laid down, repeatedly. That is seriously frowned upon.
i hope this changes her life. but i'm not gonna hold my breath.
damn hollywood.
Dear Lindsay,
Please overdose on something while you wait to go to jail.
Sincerely,
Everybody
this bitch is over
90 days is not enough for this hot mess.
YESSSS! LYNCHING TIME!!! (Go for it you idiot Americans!!!)
WHAT WILL PEREZ TALK ABOUT NOW? (I DIDN'T SAY «WRITE» AS SHE CANNOT WRITE, BUT MERELY COPY AND PASTE)
Re: barbados789 – She can afford high-priced therapy to deal with any 'possible' family issues ! She chose dope and alcohol instead ! Path=e=tic ! Weak as Water ! Stope making excuses for her ! Now help me get her into the car ……
Wow Thank God! Linds needs to get her Slutty Lols` but back in shape I want her on Somemore Chick Flicks! Lol that is way more inportant than jail but hey if it helps! Thats` my LInds! so dont be talking Crap!
'Bout time!
Re: Genn – Your right, jail did seem to help RDJ. I can't remeber all the details but, it did seem one stint did some good and woke his ass up!
Re: Be-Atch – lol
Wowsa!! That's hardcore. Who knows how long she'll actually serve tho. Hope she sees this as an opportunity for change.
Watching Lindsay take her first poo behind bars is going to be priceless. I bet she will hold it in for days. No privacy!!!
it'll do her good
this is really sad…. but on the bright side, maybe she'll pick up some new girlfriends in jail! (i wonder if this comment is too much….)
How come in the US you get a date to go to jail? Here in the UK, if you get a prison sentence it has to start rightaway - like straight from the Court room so that you don't do a runner!! Makes no sense to me. Anyways, I'm glad she got jail & rehab time at last - hopefully it might save her life!!
She needs a good vacation in the ol'jail cell!!!!
I had to detox from methadone when I was in jail several years ago and all I can think is Lindsay will have to detox from whatever she's on…and let me tell you, it won't be pretty!
Hopefully this will encourage her to get her shit together and get clean and sober for good. It got ME sober! I never want to end up in jail ever again. I just celebrated 3 years clean and sober!!!
Good luck, Lindsay!
She may have been sentenced, but she'll never see the inside o a jail cell.
Going to jail saved my life & I hope it does for her as well. Though I doubt it since she has so many enablers in her life & will only be doing 23 days. That's NOT enough time to scare an addict like her….
lol What a great B-day present to me! finally a judge that takes it seriously
good thing she's a lesbian so jail won't be so bad
Get a life … the lot of you. Vicious vipers.
sucks for her!
ha, that'd b great if she ran, and then there was another chase just like o.j. this is great ! p.s. the doctor that did that to her lip oughta b shot.
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
Love it Love it - even if no one else cares, I play bar trivia a couple nights a week. Our first question last Weds was how many days did LiLo get - my "smart" boyfriend immediate looked at me, and I wrote down 90 days. It got me a free pitcher plus a $20 bar tab… turns out for me that reading Perez isn't completely a guilty pleasure… it also pays