It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Her tears weren't enough!
Watch Lindsay's award-worthy plea for leniency to the judge in her probation violation hearing on Tuesday.
If we were faced with jail time, we'd cry too. We'd also do EVERYTHING the judge told us to do, which Lohan didn't.