R-Patz Is Kidnapped In Russia!

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True > Twilight

This shiz is HIGHlarious.

A desperate and not so stealth Twi-Hard stole a Robert Pattinson cutout from a Russian movie theater over the weekend and it was all caught on tape!

She landed herself on the local news and is now a wanted criminal. (We kid. It's all in Russian so we don't know what the hell is going on!)

Check out this amazing video! (above)

Tags: rpatz, russia, stoopid, twi-hards

Posted: Jul 6, 2010 at 8:30 am / Email this »

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29 comments to “R-Patz Is Kidnapped In Russia!”

CueCue says – reply to this

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yawn.
NookiesWA says – reply to this

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Glad to see America isn't the only place filled with retarded tweens/teens
CatherineL. says – reply to this

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my god…
pygmy04 says – reply to this

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Hilarious! Can't say I blame her, though.
ALFREDOXO says – reply to this

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lol
alisonb says – reply to this

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Funny, the girl has great taste.
alisonb says – reply to this

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I loved how she looked around and you coudl see her building up her confidence to do it.
kerry1 says – reply to this

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Very funny, but the girl had some balls. I hope she's enjoying looking at that beautiful face each day.
Ladouces says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahahaha…crazy fans
suicide girl says – reply to this

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IT does'nt work!!!
Honkytonkbitch says – reply to this

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Pathetic much!
cuppcakez says – reply to this

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Lmao just go buy one at Spencer's or somewhere!
Casey-Mai says – reply to this

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hahaha desperation at its finest
canadaeurotrash says – reply to this

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He is so fugly.
ImOldGreg says – reply to this

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Dude, it's Russia. That girl was probably given the death penalty.
artisticguy99 says – reply to this

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misleading title dumbass. i thought robert was really kidnapped
axreason says – reply to this

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Re: ImOldGreg – They don't have death penalty in Russia, in your own country though…
AllaFrost.com says – reply to this

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She said no one saw this girl after that. No one was charged.
ruska says – reply to this

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okayy so basically this is what the news reporter says : "This is what it comes down to, the love for Robert!" she says something like the girl wore sunglasses to hide her eyes and while no one saw her she quickly ripped Robert off and ran away, nobody had seen her afterwards . they aren't making a big deal out of it just saying funny news they saw ! and death penalty ? your a moron !
kireland786 says – reply to this

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Hahahaha, I love the look of "Oh shit! Gotta get the hell out of here"
Coco_lina says – reply to this

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That thing is going to get sticky all the way….ewwww!
Eliazar Rodriguez says – reply to this

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i did this at a burger king door.
Eliazar Rodriguez says – reply to this

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thug life mothafuckaaa
giveityourall7 says – reply to this

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LOL! Seriously can't say I blame her.
kittypurr21 says – reply to this

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crazy
dia17 says – reply to this

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it was in Siberia, Krasnoyarsk
xolauraox146 says – reply to this

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AAHAHAH!
that has to be the greatest thing ever
she just took the thing an ran
Camilla_Parker_Bullwinkle says – reply to this

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Re: ruska – thanks for the translation. That woman is AWESOME! LOLz
labrie4196 says – reply to this

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dumbass