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"I Love The Lesbians, But Nobody Expected The Werewolf To Eat Vagina!"

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Twi-hard girls get off on vampire boyfriends who want to eat them control every move they make under the guise of unhealthy relationships and weak female characters true love, it's only fair that the gents get their own version, too!

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Let's face it! It's the only thing that WOULD make more money than the actual movies!

LOLz! Thoughts??

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29 comments to “"I Love The Lesbians, But Nobody Expected The Werewolf To Eat Vagina!"”



  1. 1

    first!



  2. 2

    first



  3. 3

    i agree twilight is filled with weak female *cough*cough* bella *cough* characters!



  4. 4

    What can i say except: Love it! The spoof is probably better than the original. I haven't seen any episodes of the original. LOL.



  5. 5

    At least get hot lesbians =/



  6. 6

    wtf guys would go see this movie, n yes they would act like that after seeing it lol.



  7. 7

    Jesus Christ, those girls were ugly.



  8. 8

    LOL!



  9. 9

    if the girls were hot i'd be all over this



  10. 10

    nice try.

    would love to see this for real with kristen stewart, ashley greene, dakota fanning and julia jones though. maybe breaking dawn should be re-written..



  11. 11

    HAHAHAHA finally, an awesome post.



  12. 12

    Re: questionmark
    Yeah, cuz that'll happen.
    Douche.



  13. 13

    And all that I see there is cellulitis! EW



  14. 14

    nice…



  15. 15

    Freaking hilarious. I'm a straight woman and I would totally watch that over the actual Twilight movies.



  16. 16

    "Vampires suck!" looks better than this! I'm a twilight fan, but this movie looks hilarious. Anyways, I feel bad for the lesbians in the movie. Or whatever they are. They're just sick people trying cash in on the movie. Which I usually don't care about….but this is getting TOO far.



  17. 17

    This video was retarded. First of all, the 3 girls were fugly…it's not hot to watch 3 ugly girls make out. This video was annoying.



  18. 18

    hilarious!



  19. 19

    well the acting is pretty much the same as in the real movies.



  20. 20

    Perez will your jealousy over the character of Bella in Twilight ever end? You know what your fantasy movie would be, that you are the vulnerable Bella that hot dudes fight over! Ha! You know it's true.



  21. 21

    Re: crazygreen1126 – i soooooo agree woth you.



  22. 22

    That was awful.



  23. 23

    seriously more ripping on twilight and the characters…. cant you just get over yourself for having such a "literary opinion" and trying to sound intellectual. its a freaking story and if you think that young children/girls/teens/adults everyone for that matter need the media, books or tv to help create the image of what a healthy relationship is youre a feaking dumb ass. its a STORY! on a side note. it was a lame clip, all you do is look for ways to rip on twilight.



  24. 24

    sucks



  25. 25

    There was some girl-girl "pie" eating on "True Blood" last week.



  26. 26

    The weregirls can be lesbians if they want to but, as we all know from that infamous tweet making the rounds, the same doesn't go for the guys. According to the tweet about Taylor Lautner, "Taylor's handlers confiscated his favorite cd–Clay Aiken's latest–because, they claimed, vamps can act gay but werewolves canaaaa;t." Obviously, they were just talking about the boys.



  27. 27

    This is pretty bad, but guess what? It's better than Twilight FOR SURE!! Even the lame "acting" is better… Hahahaha



  28. 28

    LOL! def. a guy's movie!



  29. 29

    LOVES IT!!!!!!!!!!!