Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Did she think that was appropriate???
While in court on Tuesday, soon-to-be jailbird Lohan had a rude and profane message painted onto her middle finger the whole time.
As her nail said, she was giving everyone a big "Fuck You"!
Well, unfortunately for her, the one who got fucked was Lindsay Lohan, sentenced to 90 days in jail and 90 days at in-patient drug rehab.
No airbrushing of the nails in jail. No fake tanning. Just lots of time to come off prescription pills, stay away from hardcore drugs and alcohol, and time to really THINK about her life.
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