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LOLhan Likely To Serve Only 23 Days In Jail

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Her time is better spent in rehab anyway!

Although Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating her probation, she probably will not serve the full sentence.

According to Sheriff's spokesperson Steve Whitmore, female inmates in Lindsanity's situation only serve 25% of their sentence, which translates to around 23 days in the slammer.

We hope she learns her lesson!

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26 comments to “LOLhan Likely To Serve Only 23 Days In Jail”



  1. 1

    As long as it's not 81 minutes, I'm good!



  2. 2

    23 days is plenty of time to have her firecrotch eaten out by a bunch of butch dykes.



  3. 3

    I'm sure she wont mind to much haha



  4. 4

    Ridiculous. If I were the judge, I'd tack on another 30 days for the juvenile 'f-u' on her hand. No wonder her lawyer didn't deem amused, how could she tell who the nail-statement was aimed at?



  5. 5

    Jail is the best place for her to get the reality check she so desperately needs! Look how jail straightened up Paris! It's about time that the judge finally get tired of her crap and puts her where she belongs.



  6. 6

    judge said 90 days!!!



  7. 7

    No bitch needs to serve the max time like everyone else it'll be a slap in the face towards the judge. And what's with the fuck you on her nails, this ain't high school bitch.

  8. Jayla says – reply to this


    8

    She may be getting 4 day jail credit for the 48 minutes she spent in jail in 2007. Yeah makes a lot of sense doesnt it?

    www.open.salon.com/blog/celebublog



  9. 9

    called it…
    i bet of those 23 days she wont even serve half of em



  10. 10

    Yup, Welcome to California!
    Re: Lilo lagoon – Are you actually able to read the article which JUST explained that? It's not exactly heavy reading.
    The judge said 90 days with the full knowledge that a 90 day sentence translates to a month or less jail time.



  11. 11

    Re: artgurl

    Can you comprehend?



  12. 12

    everybody says it would be better for her to serve her time in rehab. bullshit. wasn't she there already a few times? there's no doubt she needs help off drugs and booze, but at the same time, she needs to pay her debt to society. what if that were me or you pulling off a carjacking and going on a high speed chase drunk & high & putting other peoples lives in danger? we would have been jailed that night & probably still be behind bars today for it. not to mention violating probation etc & so on. how many of us would get away with that?



  13. 13

    GAH! She looks SO OLD!!



  14. 14

    Not 90?

    :-/



  15. 15

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    WTF, honestly? Drugs, drunk driving… a "regular" person would get his ass in prison for YEARS, and yet she's only getting less than a month???
    People need to stop treating celebrities as if they are above other people. Wrong message.



  16. 16

    I think that's why the judge tripled the prosecution's request for 30 days. Smart judge. 23 days is going to be very difficult for her. Should give her time to clear her mind. If they take the pills away. I wonder if she will be under the medical care of the in-house doc in the prison. That would be some sweet justice.



  17. 17

    Damn; I knew 90 was too good to be true.
    Saw that Fuck U on her nails; Cocky little cow deserves more time just for that.



  18. 18

    BITCH IS ON 90 IN-PATIENT REHAB AFTER ANWAY. NO SHORTENING THERE. THE JUDGE SHOULD EXTEND THAT. EVEN HER DOUCHE FATHER SAID HE WAS HOPING FOR 3-6 MONTHS REHAB. JUDGE REVEL WAS BEING NICE!!!! SIT UP AND LISTEN LESLO!!

  19. YUCK says – reply to this


    19

    for her own good I hope they leave her in there for her full term



  20. 20

    We already knew she wouldn't do the whole 90 days! That is why I dont understand why Lalo is sooo upset! You will only miss a couple of parties and be back to falling on your face again in a couple of days! Just think of it is a vacay, Lindz!!



  21. 21

    Re: Brainbug – I bet she is excited now about that part!!



  22. 22

    Re: somebuttholestolemyname – AAAAMEN!! No one else would get 10 chances at rehab! let her sober up with no meds to help with the shakes in jail, like the rest of us would have to do!!



  23. 23

    Of course, figured that would happen. For endangering the lives of people on the road numerous times she deserves to do the whole sentence.



  24. 24

    She'll still have to stand in line for the de-lousing spray treatment. Hope the humiliation will be punishment enough.



  25. 25

    SHE DID NOT SAY, HELPING CHILDREN? THE BITCH HAS COW BALLS!LOL!



  26. 26

    she deserves at least a YEAR in jail. 23 or 90 days is not enough for her!