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Losers Unite!

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We knew when we heard these two were together that there was going to be trouble…

Now that Lindsanity will be behind bars where she belongs, Michael Lohan obviously needs some horrible slam pig one to leech on to so he can continue famewhoring and being an all around douchey scumbag!

Of course, it's no surprise that to do so, he's chosen to collaborate with not only his gutter troll fiance, Kate Major, but Rachel Uchitel and Homewrecking Hailey on a television show!

Kate Major reveals:

“Rachel is going to be helping us out with our TV show that we’re working on for the month of August. Rachel befriended me on Facebook because she is mutual friends with our manager David Weintraub. It’s going to be a live interactive show set at our house in New York. There are four different charity events and all the proceeds will be going to charity.”

So we're going to have to endure a TV series of not only Homewrecking Hailey getting fucked up and passing out in plants, Michael Lohan being Michael Lohan (that's bad enough), but the inevitable cat fight that will go down after Kate realizes that Rachel is having sex with him?!

We think we'll pass.

What do U think?? Do U want to watch all these losers unite to terrorize TV?

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13 comments to “Losers Unite!”

  1. 1

    Mario aren't you a no talent fame whore, just asking? You are a pedo, when's your jail term starting?

  2. 2

    He has a manager? Why?

  3. gmab says – reply to this


    i dont think you have to "endure" the show. everybody has the ability to look away or in this case, to not tune in. while i understand your sentiments about the people in question, i don't see why you have to stress over something that does not affect you in any way.

  4. 4

    U should be the one behind bars Bitch!

  5. 5

    HAHAHAHA, Michael Lohan has MANAGER???? What for? That is toooo funny. He cries big crocodile tears on TV and then goes out partying right after. He should stay home and look in the mirror - you are why Lindsay is a mess, you creep. And, I guess you can tell, no, won't be watching those famewhores…

  6. 6

    What network would even pick that show up? Mabe FOX…but they finally have Glee…

  7. 7

    Rachel Uchitel "The Walking Sperm Bank."

  8. 8

    Yes!! I'll watch. Please, could they get Gosselin to come over? Maybe that asshole, Dr Drew, too? I can't get enough of these idiots.

  9. 9

    What kind of loser would waste their time watching these people?

  10. 10

    Judging by so many horrible TV shows currently airing, Michael Lohan's will probably be a big hit.
    Apparently there's a never-ending parade of hideously fake realtiy shows that somehow seem to find enough dumbed-down audiences.

  11. 11


  12. 12

    You'll be glued to your TV, Pig Face, so you can slag the participants for the next month, because there's nothing like good old self-righteous indignation to make oneself feel superior, is there. You're a toxic, judgmental blowhard with few redeeming virtues of your own.

  13. barny says – reply to this


    This asshole needs a reality check.He is a nobody who talks alot of B.S.