Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Fueling the love fires or do they just not have any other friends? (We wonder at this point.)
We're surprised Rob had the stamina to stay up that late, considering he spent a long, full day shooting on location for Water for Elephants.
We could make a vampire joke here, but that would be to easy.
Instead, we'll marvel at the fact that KStew DOESN'T look like some peed in her Cheerios! An improvement!
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