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Your Daily Douchebag: The Situation Edition

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Does he really think that talking about yourself in the third person is cool?

The Situation has apparently reached new levels of delusional douchedom, and thinks that his abs make up for his busted, FUGlicious face enough to get him an acting career!

BARF.

He reveals:

“Maybe it’s the abs or maybe it’s the green eyes. The Situation does look pretty good on TV, so maybe that’s what it is. He’s got a lot going on. He’s got a clothing line, songs, he’s all over the place. This is just a way into the door for me. Reality is a stepping stone for me. Being one of the biggest names in reality or the country or the world or whatever, I definitely want to start moving into scripted and films in another year or two. I’ll congratulate ‘The Situation’ myself. He’s doing pretty good.”

And we will congratulate you for becoming a giant ass hat!

Sorry, bb! You just ain't no Snooki Snickers!

So STOP trying to be great like she is!

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60 comments to “Your Daily Douchebag: The Situation Edition”



  1. 1

    seriously! NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIM ANYMORE…why does he keep pretending to be a celeb?



  2. 2

    He better get to doing some MAJOR CRUNCHES! STAT! That is no longer even a 4pack!!!



  3. 3

    havent seen his clothing line
    is it like an Ed Hardy knockoff?



  4. 4

    Ew



  5. 5

    that's one weird looking mid-section. He's definitely no Taylor Lautner.



  6. 6

    Now, if he would start using his free hand to pull down his board shorts in the other direction, we might have something.

    A grown man who exhibits himself in this way obvious grew up in sexually-suspicious household.

    I mean, to expose yourself like this to untold numbers of strangers - after the age of thirteen just ain't right.

    And even then, it is something only the big boys do for other kids their own age or younger.

    Like all plays upon the public stage, The Situation either has to exit (stage left; curtain down) OR go onto ACT II: "LOOKIE, SNOOKI, MY PEE PEE!"



  7. 7

    I still think The Situation is hot as hell. His music isn't that great and I haven't seen his clothing line, but he actually can act! Remember SNL? He pretty much played the opposite of himself and he didn't do TOO badly! Let's get real here, people… If Kristen Stewart can get such incredible fame and stardom from her HORRIBLE acting skills, Mike has a chance! Don't be so close-minded! You may be surprised at what The Situation brings to acting!



  8. 8

    Re: #Cejers
    I agree, he's getting a little chubs in the pack area.



  9. 9

    You say WE instead of I all the time. It's just as annoying and stupid !



  10. 10

    I find him Hillarious for some reason. But. . . definitely looks like he needs to start doing a lot less drinking and a lot more working out. That stomach is all flab now - yuck! Keep the shirt down until that is fixed.



  11. 11

    talking in the 3rd person is on the same level as using the royal "we". So therefore…



  12. 12

    wht a douche..



  13. 13

    I do not get why this guy thinks he has nice abs. I don't see it. They all need to go away including Snooki…..They are like cock roaches….

  14. mw says – reply to this


    14

    oooohhhhh he thinks we're laughing WITH him not AT him…poor guy



  15. 15

    the situation aka mike used to seem like a douce on the 1st season of the jersey shore, but he had somewhat of a sweet side the way he got all offended when sammi went with ronnie instead of him because it seems he really likes her. I, for one, thought it was so cute…he seemed like a real person. Now he's just a famewhore! serioulsy do you think you're going to land any jobs or any DECENT ladies being so fake?? If he wants to be taken seriously in the acting world he will need to tone down that fake-ness and cockiness because right now the only thing he's known for is his ability to be a jerk.



  16. 16

    Anymore? Some of us never did.



  17. 17

    That's what America Media and the viewrs have created. One more moron to parade around thinking that he is God's gift to Humanity, but who can blame him? That's all OUR OWN FAULT..!.After the Spencers of the world we have to listen to this illiterate dumb ass. Stay TUNED, there's more to come!! Oh God, really, do we deserve this?…;(



  18. 18

    Re: cjk0420 – Because we let him and he is milking it for all his worth!



  19. 19

    THAT'S THE BIG FAT POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK!!!!!!!!!!!
    YOU SAY WE ALL THE TIME!!
    GUESS THAT MAKES THE TWO OF YOU THE KING & QUEEN OF ALL DOUCHEBAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



  20. 20

    that was super funny!



  21. 21

    pretty sad



  22. 22

    wtf…. he really is a bad 'situation'… not nice..



  23. 23

    his bodies not even nice. he may have a 'nice' one but he has no life.. it much of taken him a year or two of gym to get that and at being unemployed … no one cares about him boooo hooo



  24. 24

    more annoying than third-person references to oneself are Perez's constant reference of himself pluralized — as "WE".



  25. 25

    guitto keep u'r shirt on, the bod, not so hot.



  26. 26

    Ive seen WAY better abs than him. He needs to head back to the gym if that all hes riding on

  27. Eya says – reply to this


    27

    I don't know whether you notice or not, but you constantly refer to yourself as "we" it is pretty creepy, and just as uncool.



  28. 28

    You're a fucking dumbass hypocrite. You refer to yourself in the third person all the time and I guess you couldn't even be bothered to proofread your own posts or you would've caught that you just called yourself "We" again.



  29. 29

    yeah, well… having nice abs isn't going to get YOU an acting career either perezito :P so let him be



  30. 30

    eww everytime i see him with his shirt lifted like that i just want to barf. his stomach is disgusting and i don't even see "the abs".. plus they look flabby. You're no Taylor Lautner… KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!



  31. 31

    he's getting fat - you can barely see his abs.



  32. 32

    Yah, ok, so Perez thinks this guy is basically talentless and a douche yet calls Snooki great? How are these two any different? Both are well, average in the looks department, have no talent except being able to down a case of beer in less then an hour and have inflated ego's. Oh and lets not forget the questionable fashion choices and idiotic nicknames. Hmmmm……sounds the same to me. I like to read this site cause it's funny and entertaining at times but I gotta admit, this love Perez has of Snooki is making me believe he's even less intelligent then I thought. lol.



  33. 33

    Dude… this is people cashing in on your 15 minutes. You're on the downside. Save some money.



  34. 34

    Who ARE these people and what assholes are watching them?



  35. 35

    WHO CARES, APPARENTLY YOU DO SINCE YOU ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THEM. IF YOU WOULD STOP THEN THEY MIGHT GO AWAY FASTER

  36. ass says – reply to this


    36

    LOL!!! You write 'nobody cares anymore' on the pic, yet you KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM! Obviously YOU care.



  37. 37

    LOL i bet he hasn't exhaled since the season 1 wrap party. Dude is sucking it in so hard, his belly button is touching his spine.



  38. 38

    He has a disgusting body. I'd rather screw John Goodman circa Roseanne, thank you very much.



  39. 39

    This guy is a Douche Lord… Ugg And if you think Snookie is any better than you can go fuck yourself Mario



  40. 40

    huh…..A fugilicious face exposing his shirtless chest, where have I seen this scenerio before?……..



  41. 41

    HE HAS NO FUCKIN ABS!!!!!!!!! That's a stomach of fuckin flab!!!! Give it up u fuckin wanna be Mafiosos. The Real Families in Italy would have your asses for breakfast lunch and dinner



  42. 42

    He's the reason why I think that men who waste a LOT of their time on Gym are brainless! Nobody cares him… poor guy! He's ugly, stupid and untalented



  43. 43

    Someone tell me again what is so special about his abs? Looks pretty gross to me. No tone to any of the muscles. Just looks like he's sucking it in.
    And yeah… douchebag describes him very well, along with anyone else that talks about themselves in the 3rd person.



  44. 44

    A man with ego and a small dick



  45. 45

    Does he have an ass crack on his chest?



  46. 46

    As has been noted, you talk in the 3rd person all the time and it makes you sound like a major fucking idiot… so I guess you'll be in good company with the "Situation"… you could ask him for some dick but i'm sure even he has some standards he wont stoop too.



  47. 47

    The Situation is… He SUCKS!!!



  48. 48

    The fact that you say he ain't no Snooki makes YOU an ASSHAT as well.

    She only has a chance of acting if they reprise The Lollipop Club.



  49. 49

    I can honestly say that I have never watched this show show, or any "reality" show, but he sure does think highly of himself doesn't he? Everytime I see pics of him he's lifting his shirt…he's like the male version of Kathy Griffin. I guess that's what happens to alot of people when fame goes to their already empty head.



  50. 50

    Soooooo, where are the abs again?



  51. 51

    Perez,
    I love ya!! and I read your website daily, but I gotta say. Have you lost your mind? Are you really a Snooki fan?? She is so freakin out of her mind. Once Season two of Jersey Shore is up, we won't be hearing any more from any of these Hollywood actors, mafia, wannabees. So, I say very respectfully to all the entire cast of Jersey Shore…. Nice knowing ya!! Ya might wanna save some of that money you have made because the next stop for you is flipping burgers… And, Sorry Situation.. but I don't think B.K. allows their employees to work shirtless.



  52. 52

    Isn't talking about oneself in the 3rd person often a sign of mental illness?



  53. 53

    who cares about these douchebags???? seriously, nobody even thinks about you anymore. get over yourself! oh, and if you want any kind of respect…….please stop bedazzling your shit. LOSER



  54. 54

    He has two separate bodies. The lower half is tiny and skinny.



  55. 55

    lmao



  56. 56

    "thinks that his abs make up for his busted, FUGlicious face" I LOLed at that.



  57. 57

    My eyes have definitely seen BETTER ABS then that JAZZ!!! And he needs to give it up on showing those things off cause really…WHO CARES!!!



  58. 58

    PEREZ. YOU TALK ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON!!!!!!!!!

    LOLOLOLOLOL



  59. 59

    Perez you talk about yourself in the third person and in the first person plural all the time so WHERE THE FUCK do you come off sniping at The
    Situation for using the third person about himself? Are you that delusional?



  60. 60

    eeewww that shit is not even close to being atractive