Lily Allen is making more new
friends enemies this week, as she ignited a feud with TV personality Alan Carr. Lily was supposed to appear on his show, Chatty Man, but canceled at the eleventh hour complaining of "illness."
She's not drinking anymore, so what could be her affliction? MORNING SICKNESS, PERHAPS???
Regardless of the reason, Allan was none too happy about the cancellation and shared his frustration with his audience:
“I heard at four o’clock this afternoon that Lily Allen’s pulled out, so that’s the second time she’s pulled out on the day with two hours to go, so I don’t know what’s wrong with that fucking bitch. I don’t know if it’s a vendetta. I don’t know whether she hates me or it’s because I’m gay, but the way I’m buzzing now I could fucking slap her.”
Never one to let a Twitter rant pass her by, Illy got right on hers to respond to Allan:
“Sorry Alan, but I can’t help being ill. If it’s any consolation I feel awful. I wouldn’t have been any fun at all. I do think your comments are a bit strong though. Unless you were being sarcastic and you’re words were taken out of context.”
Wow! That was surprisingly…mellow! See what happens when you don't brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack, gargle with a bottle of Jim and rinse with a bottle of Jose! Intelligent, reasonable sentences can be formed in your brain!
This round to Lily for not being so Illy!
[Image via WENN.]