Lindsanity Ready To Bank On Her Incarceration!
Paris Hilton did it. Maybe LiLo is looking to her for tips!
Sources claim that Lindsay is already looking ahead to the her future past the time she spends locked up in jail. Supposedly, she is already shopping her post-pokey interview around to the highest bidder, but she allegedly will accept nothing less than $1 million for her story.
That's more than she made on Herbie, Bobby and that slasher stripper movie combined! Smart girl!
Of course, paid interviews, as we all know, it's exactly all good here in the USA. You might say it's rather "taboo." Still, if LiLo can produce some "personal material" (photos, home movies, poems written on the jail cell walls), then the network could pay her in "licensing" fees.
Clever girl. If only she was smart enough to have kept herself OUT of prison!
[Image via AP Images.]
Tags: interview, lindsanity, one million dollars
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Another Lohan post? A little obsessed, are we?
Her sense entitlement is reaching unprecedented levels. Does this drug addicted trainwreck really think whatever she says is worth that much? It's not like she has anything intelligent to say anyway.
….Lindsay is nothing if not smart…at least spin this travesty of a witch hunt into something positive….if that crone Marsha Revel can have two minutes of famewhoring Our Linds deserves something from this Salem witch trial…..
….there is already other work waiting for her….she is the Marilyn Monroe of our day…stay strong Linds…..strong and beautiful…you are a star….
Now you are referring to her as a, "clever girl". What the hell kind of mixed message is that to send! No really, words fail me with you lately!
i don't understand this article. there are so many grammatical and spelling errors, it is ridiculously hard to follow.
Whoever is writing these posts should maybe do some proofreading.
And since this is Lindsay the interview would consist of her denying any wrong doing, blaming her jail time on her lawer/dad/assistant/mailman and peppering the whole thing with her crackhead paranoid references to 'set ups". I don't care about anything that comes out of her mouth anyone. she's full of shit
she should have gone to college
she should go to the slammer for what she did to her effing lips. she's as pathetic and laughable as whoever writes for you; both dumber than a bag of hammers.
Miss Lohan is NOT the Marilyn Monroe of our age. pfft
Seriously it is so easy for you people to sit at your computers and point fingers. She has had a seriously messed up life…thanks to her loser dad, and the only difference between her and the rest of us is that she is a celeb. So all of your shit talking…..eff off. I have loved Lindsay since Parent Trap and I don't agree with things she's done…but that's part of growing up. Honestly keep eating your chips and cheeseburgers and be jealous.
Re: xcodesx – No kidding. The average 3rd grader is more literate.
GirlFriend has to make money somehow to support her numerous illegal habits. She's probably starting to worry how she'll pay for everything once she's out of prison and REHAB…gotta plan ahead!
you asshole people need to leave lindsay alone…she's never done anything to you. and perez you are fugly
No see that's the problem. Compare her to Marilyn Monroe or whoever you want…..but has she commited suicide? NO. As a lady around her age I can see how everything builds up and…you need an escape. So seriously have you seen the 1 million other people that are going to jail fo 90 days today, court order. So back it up bitches.
And then catlover I find you so hilarious….a little obsessed? Seriously, don't bash on her until you have accomplished what she has. Cause I don't even know who you are..so shut your mouth.
She did keep herself out of prison you tard.
She's going to JAIL. PRISON is different, much much different. She's not going to fucking San Quentin! God you're dumb.
Jesus I'm so sick of this chick. The only thing that makes it worse is that perptual duck pout.
Oh, forgodsakes, white trash, ugh, I hope Gossip lovers just get sick of her soon…old trashy fail news. Like eating a really old twinkie with bad milk.
How sad it this bitch.
hehe now its getting interesting again
Seriously, dude. Either take a night school class or use spellcheck. A five year old has better grammar skills than you.
What is up with the fish lips? She looks seriously phucked up! She would have a pretty face if she did not make her upper lip so fat … it is sooooooooooooooooo ugly!
u people make me sick we all love parent trap and mean girls don't even deny it she was amazing in those movies leave her alone blame her father hes so digusting i wana vomit all over myself before i even watch that famewhoring bastard on any channel!!!
I love the fact we're living in a world where a pathetic flaccid 4-boobies-carrying illiterate delusional fat kid can bully talented artists and kick them in their stomach while they're already flat on the floor..
Karma is a bitch, senorita Perezita, I can't wait for it to catch up with you and present you the bill.. If not for your obsessive Lindsay posts (or, previously, Fergie, Mischa Barton, etc.), at least for your repulsive shirtless stunt.. (my mind has been going EWWWWWWWWW ever since)
Seriously, she can work this to her advantage if she gets smart and does what she needs to do. Everyone loves a success story. If this stuff was happening to her and it was hardly even mentioned it'd be a problem. She can come back bigger than ever. Just shut your mouth and take what's been dealt and get through it. Do what you need to do.
That whole entire family lives in a delusional world. I want to know how in the heck is she getting those drugs and for what? She had work on her teeth like months ago. Those dr.s should be investigated for prescribing her all the meds. She won't be spending 90 days in jail. It will most likely be 20 if that. Just like some of the other celebs they get privledges. Wasn't Kloe K sentenced to jail time and she got there and the jail was overcrowded so they released her right away. That will probably happen here too.
I wouldn't pay one fucking dollar for her "story".
I hope she doesn't get any offers.
ugh she should really lose those fish lips
She made some really strange facial expressions, like chucky's bride. I can only think it's the speed she's taking. Prescription or not.
HAS ANYONE ELSE NOTICED THE "GET THE LOOK" ON THE PICTURES? WHAT GIVES? IT'S ANNOYING.
I didn't imagine that she was smart enough to actually use this time for personal reflection. What a self-aggrandizing, greedy waste of flesh tw*t. Boy, the apple sure doesn't fall far from the tree. She's Michael, with female bits.
Didn't she make like 8 million for that Herbie movie?
If I was her manager, or whoever is the one in charge of her "public image", I'd make a press conference and have her say: "I'm deeply sorry for the consequences my behavior has created, I'm not asking for your trust nor your acceptance, I'll try again by following a new faith path…" BLAH BLAH BLAH… I mean, people… you guys elected former coke-head George Bush because he admitted to it and he was honest AND said he was a new born man… Americans love that stuff.