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Lindsay Is NOT Going To Like THIS News!

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Somebody get her the psychiatric evaluation STAT, because gurlfriend is going to absolutely go EFFING NUTS when she hears this!

Once Lindsanity LOLhan gets thrown behind bars, the hard-pAArtying wacktress is apparently going to have some pretty intense restrictions (at least for her) in the Lynwood, CA jail - where she is expected to do her time!

Cosmetics and hair extensions are reportedly banned, as well as smoking!

Oh shiz! Those are like her three favorite things!

Well…other than drugs and booze and making excuses! Bwa ha ha!

That being said, we can't wait to see what she looks like after two HOURS in prison, let alone 90 days! Poor thing is going to be catatonic from withdrawal!

She's gotta learn somehow! Good luck bitch!

Thoughts??

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  1. 1

    She's gonna get lesbian raped with a broom or mop handle.



  2. 2

    Happy summer…Enjoy prison BITCH!



  3. 3

    Not only catty - laughs at Scissor Sisters dedicating a song to Bible John in the same venue he met his murder victims!



  4. 4

    youre such a horrible person.



  5. 5

    What is wrong with you Perez? You're sounding like a know it all. Cool down.



  6. 6

    LOOK I KNOW THIS GIRL PERSONALLY. SHE NEEDS HELP. JAIL WILL BE GOOD FOR HER FOR A BIT BECAUSE SHE NEEDS TO REALIZE THAT THEIR ARE CON. TO EVERY CHOICE YOU MAKE IN LIFE. LINDSAY IS USE TO GETTING WHATEVER SHE WANTS, AND SHE IS SO RUDE TO THE PEOPLE WHO LOVE HER. SHES A CONTROL FREAK AND A SERIOUS SERIOUS DRUG ADDICT SO IF WE DONT HELP HER IT COULD BE REALLY BAD. I HOPE SHE MAKES THE CHANGE! TURN TO GOD !



  7. 7

    You know, you are a big prick. You are one of those giggly waiting for her to have a nervous breakdown. Thats all you care about and hope for. When she does have a breakdown it will also be YOUR fault. Get off of her and let her serve her time and try to get her identity back. She doesnt need you pushing her more and more into exhaustion. Shame on you. Jerk



  8. 8

    Perez stop being so mean! and calling her names yes she did something wrong but she is doing her time! she does not need you, her stupid dad, her dumb-ass mom, mean people and the press saying anymore crap about her! you are now being a bully and thats not cool!!!!!! GROW A HEART AND BE NICE!!!!! WHEN WILL YOU LEARN PEREZ?????? SERIOUSLY KARMA IS A BITCH BITES HARD AND WONT HAVE SYMPATHY FOR YOU! Try having some for others!!!!!!!



  9. 9

    do you think she'll get paris' old cell?



  10. 10

    She isn't going to do 90 days. I thought everyone knew that.



  11. 11

    Thank goodness, ratty hair and blotchy tan be gone!



  12. 12

    Why kick someone when they are already down? Chill out Perez–calling the girl a bitch is so uncalled for!



  13. 13

    She'll look like a plucked chicken without her extensions. and her newly botoxed forehead will have fallen after 90 days.



  14. 14

    That being said, we can't wait to see what she looks like after two HOURS in prison, let alone 90 days! Poor thing is going to be catatonic from withdrawal!

    She's gotta learn somehow! Good luck bitch!

    Thoughts??

    ^ Thoughts you ask? Well, our thoughts are that you Perez are a mean, cruel jackass who will get a real Karma fuck. You are a nasty jerk Perez you fat fuck. You will get yours when fate deals you a blow. You are a cu*t.



  15. 15

    wow fuck you. just wait one day when you go to jail and you arn't allowed to wear pink. haha

    and it is lindsays fault for going to jail, but it is ultimately her parents fault because of their bad parenting and the area she was raised.



  16. 16

    youre such a dick!!!!!!



  17. 17

    She's gotta lean somehow! Good luck bitch?



  18. 18


  19. 19

    thats so mean ;( perez, too far. 90 days is an awful lot/ If you kill someone while drag racing you also only get 90 days! Maybe not jail, maybe a year on probabtion and in rehab



  20. 20

    you know, its absolutely disgusting how you love to kick people while they're already down and make cruel comments about their unfortunate life situations.. i dont care who it is, i dont care what they deserve.. you only seem like a cruel piece of shit when you attack someone like some freakin hyena on a left-over carcass. Karma is a bitch, perez, just saying. One day shit will happen to you, and no one, NO ONE will have a nice word to say about you, they will all be happy with your troubles. think about that, the next time you choose to bully someone who's already having a crappy time…



  21. 21

    the county jail is NOT prison dumbass!



  22. 22

    Love to get the scoop here, but Perez, when you revel in someone else's pain and misery… Glass houses brother, glass houses. You better pray that nothing ever happens to your ass. You are really acting above everyone these days. The "celebrity" you have has gone to your head and I think it will bite you in the butt soon enough Bitter Betty.



  23. 23

    HA!

  24. bwire says – reply to this


    24

    CHECK YAHOO…THEY HAVE LOHANS NOTES..YOU GUYS ARE LOSERS



  25. 25

    people like you are the ones who have got her to this fucked up point. there should be a ban on you reporting on her, it's almost to the point of harassment.



  26. 26

    stop reporting on this crazy bitch!!



  27. 27

    What's really silly about this is how light the conditions actually are, but to her it really is hell. I don't know if I should just feel sorry for her as things are, or to hope she gets hit with 'real' jail.



  28. 28

    Hahaha!



  29. 29

    Yet another late update brought to you by Mr. Douchebag himself. Get with the program, Perez. You have Epic Fail written all over you.



  30. 30

    Ya know…I really did feel for her at one point. Albeit fair, the sentence is on the harsh side and girlfriend has no support system, just a bunch of enablers and shitty parents..but damnit, have an ounce of dignity! Hold your head up high and accept the consequences to your actions. Screw trying to appeal the decision, be an adult about it instead of a spoiled child…maybe then people would actually respect you a bit more. YOU FUCKED UP, Take it like a responsible adult!



  31. 31

    oh its prison
    she'll be able to get heroin



  32. 32

    FUCKK perezz UU soUNDD disgustiNG!!! i hatee UU u UGLYY fucKKK!!!EVILL BITCHH!!



  33. 33

    Why are you so mean Perez? I just don't understand. Lindsay Lohan has done very stupid things and she is in the public eye but everyone, specially you, has such deep hatred towards her. Poor thing, she is in trouble wether it be from her parents being crazy and/or her own mistakes but everyone is just so mean to her, i don't understand



  34. 34

    Hypocrite. Karma pays, mark my words



  35. 35

    If anyone thinks that her actual sentence to serve is even close to 90 days, they are the fools.



  36. 36

    Boofuckinghoo



  37. 37

    I heard when she gets out of jail she's going to model tampons.



  38. 38

    I use to enjoy reading your blogs, but I have to ask you PEREZ, who are you going to stalk next, your obsession with Lindsay is borderline sick, I am not a Lindsay fan, but what you post about this poor girl is beyond stalking. Yes, she got what she deserved, but I don't think you will be happy until she is dead, then who's next? I honestly think you get some sort of perverted pleasure out of posting about her, are you jealous of her, do you want to be her, I just can't figure it out



  39. 39

    Didn't you say like, 4 'reports' ago that she'll only do like 23 days? How stupid are you?



  40. 40

    Can't wait for when Pedo Perez goes to jail and everybody laughs at HIM!



  41. 41

    what's worse? this girl living her life and making her mistakes, or leeches who make a living off writing horrible blogs about her mistakes? one day kharma is gonna sneak up on you perez, i hope you're ready for all the evil shit you spout to be turned back on you. tell us all honestly, are you proud of what you do? is your mother proud of all the evil nasty that spills out of your mouth? how about you get a job that doesn't involve hatred? how about you show the slightest bit of respect for the stars you profit off of? loser



  42. 42

    It disgust me that someone could joke and make fun of, call names, of someone who has hit rock bottom and will suffer for her mistakes. Yes, we all must face the music when we are punished for making the same mistakes over, and over again, but we need to show compassion and lay off of them. I truly hope and pray Perez, that people show mercy on you when and I mean when, not if, because Karma will come back to haunt you, when you experience issues you will be judged for..



  43. 43

    Why are you so mean?



  44. 44

    I wonder if she knows how to smoke a ciggie with her twat?



  45. 45

    Can't wait til Karma bites your ass asshole. You are cruel and have no respect for humanity. I hope someone kicks you while you are down. You deserve nothing good in this world, making a living off other people's misfortune. Reveling in their grief and misfortune. You are the worst kind of person. And I really hope you get your comeuppance fast.



  46. 46

    the whole case was ridiculously harsh on her. I think if it was any other person they would get less time for a similar crime. The whole thing is a joke and was pretty much done to make an example of her. The judge does seem to be on her high horse with this one. Calling her a bitch when she has issues is so harsh. Grow up a little, your a grown man.



  47. 47

    She needs some time to think, jail sucks for anyone! but she needs to go. I did 140 days for my third owi, and I will NEVER drink and drive again! Stop acting like a dumb braty bitch.



  48. 48

    Your an idiot. She smokes only lightly now. moron.



  49. 49

    Everyone needs to stop being all high and mighty and defending her. She screwed up like a damn idiot. and now she has to deal with it. Perez, you help me get through my school and work days with you craziness :)



  50. 50

    Jail time might do her some good. I mean, she'll be able to work on that toilet wine recipe her dad is always talking about.



  51. 51

    I think they should lock up her Mom in a separate cell as she has totally failed her daughter, used her for the money and enabled all her problems. At the first sign of drugs or out of control behavior she should have said bye bye to the career and get this girl some serious help. She looks years beyond her real age, has thrown away a thriving career and looks like a completely lost and empty. I think jail will actually save her life. And do hope she really gets her life in order.



  52. 52

    Well.. if I had both amphetamines and opiates with me during the stint, a couple of weeks without a drink wouldn't be that bad. I mean, Adderall and Dilaudid. Who even needs cocaine after them? She is gonna be high as a kite, and she won't be even breaking any law!



  53. 53

    oh perez ,your stupid pig face….you would lick lindsays feed if she let you….you are a creepy man….has she say "no" to you as a friend? and now you are angry…ooooh get a live!



  54. 54

    She isn't going to prison, moron lol She is going to county jail. BIG difference. Maybe you should educate yourself or, at the very least, look up the definitions in the dictionary.



  55. 55

    hmmmm, how are u perez, or anyone else on this site any different then mel gibson with the hate ur all spewing. pain is pain. suffering is suffering. tho she appears to have it all she really doesn't but u all r stewing in ur own internal quagmire of underdeveloped minds and closed hearts….very far from the true essence of love. and love is all there is.



  56. 56

    "She's gotta learn somehow! Good luck bitch!" hahaha that was so funny for some reason!



  57. 57

    Re: Poindexter-X – Are you an 8 year old boy? Because that is the only way I would even remotely excuse a question like that. If you are a grown man I honestly feel very sorry for you.

  58. Bytch says – reply to this


    58

    K…..this site is turning into a "kick em while they're doing" fest. Its not really interesting to read you bash people that are already struggling…. can you please try and find something else to write about ?



  59. 59

    You are such a dick. I hope you get addicted to crack or something and then you know what it feels like to be in her position. It's stuff you say like that, that makes people hate you, and makes you look immature. Grow up, okay?



  60. 60

    She's another spoiled celebrity who thinks she's above and beyond the law and that the rules shouldn't apply to her that apply to everybody else. A little jail time isn't going to kill her. If she doesn't have to face the hard times now, she could end up dead later which would be a tragedy. Serving a little jail time is hardly the end of the world. It's what she needs in my opinion. Paris Hilton went through the same thing and now she seems to be staying out of trouble. I still can't believe stories like these make the headline news, rather than just celebrity gossip outlets or tabloids. Compared to all the serious problems going on in the country and in the world, this is hardly major news headlines.



  61. 61

    was it really necessary to photoshop a tear in her eye? i think you are the bitch.



  62. 62

    Sometimes I really do like her but honestly it's about time



  63. 63

    Perez, you are a two-faced BITCH!
    she's a troubled person why kick her when shes down?
    if you don't like her then why be all nice to her @ you're party?

  64. ass says – reply to this


    64

    Yeah, I'm sure she'll be real concerned about makeup and hair extensions when she's in PRISON. You're such a fucking idiot.



  65. 65

    geeeze perez, i dont understand how u get such joy out of someone elses misery.
    dont get me wrong, lindsay needs some help but its like u get off to other peoples pain and its disgusting!!!!!



  66. 66

    Re: PixieCullen – your username completely negates your whole comment. HA. loser. :)



  67. 67

    the bitch had this coming.. everyone yellin a prez because shes speaking the truth.. maybe this will be her wake up call.. hahah if not oh well no one really cares if she make a come back or not



  68. 68

    this woman has the amazing ability to smile and cry at the same time.



  69. 69

    yeah tell me how this makes any sense:
    No hair extensions allowed but, she gets to take a cocktail of UNNECESSARY prescription drugs!? come on
    Dilaudid? really? i took regular strength Advil when i had my teeth pulled.
    antidepressents are F up your head.
    she doesn't need these drugs!
    Nice prison by the way "Alright guys lets take away their cigarettes because those are bad for you.
    but hey, whats wrong with giving an inmate powerful painkillers and anti depressents?! no ones ever died from that before! no one would ever commit suicide that way! especially not in jail!?"

    shes a DRUG addict! that is her problem, not alcohol, that's why rehab didn't work for her! it was for the wrong substance, all while she was getting high legally, which for some reason nobody gives a shit about.
    so why the F would they let her keep taking drugs in jail????
    let her have a ciggy who gives a F
    TAKE AWAY THE DRUGS MORONS
    she needs serious help and that's obviously not going to help her, it could kill her. poor girl. you get loopy on that stuff its not good for anyone, let alone lindsay lohan!

  70. Dr. M says – reply to this


    70

    Lindsay will probably do 17 days -
    -
    Take some nicorette gum/nicoteine patches/and a Bible -
    -
    I do feel for you Lindsay -
    -
    Use the time to look inside -
    -
    Nosce Te Ipsum
    I really wish you would listen (and learn) from more 'experienced' ppl -
    -
    I have been telling you the same thing for over 6 years now !
    -
    Shalom
    Dr. M
    MM



  71. 71

    Since when did they start banning cigarettes in prision??? First Charlie Sheen (I get it it's Colorado) but LA is like that too??? Damn, no vices left for her…. she deserves everything she's getting….. It's sad but true!!!



  72. 72

    Obviously you have never known someone with an addiction.



  73. 73

    why do you have to be so nasty? i notice though that the stars(and i use this term loosly) that suck up ur ass like paris or that wacko gaga never get slammed on here but the ones who see you for the scum you are do,if your going to be a fucking prick do it to all,or how about just reporting on the gossip and keeping your one sided mean spirted opinion to your self,your what 40 odd? and you find it fun to pick on a young girl in crisis ,seriously your a douch bag ! get a life and remember these celebs have made you what you are ..



  74. 74

    LL is no longer a teen struggling with academic, emotional, behavioral and psychological problems that her parents simply write off the symptoms as "normal" adolescent growing pains. She is a troubled adult person that needs best intervention possible. What can you expect from having parents like hers who also needs to see a family doctor or a mental health professional?

    The viewing public has seen her mood swings persisted through the years that interfered with her everyday living - it became a serious state of depression. She is emotionally stressed for the reason that her experiences of failure of being a struggling actress and the lack of support from everybody resulted to her feeling of worthlessness and self blame. Her substance abuse changed her brain chemistry too!

    Y’know, genetics can predispose a person to depression when the illness runs in the family.

    I’m just saying……….



  75. 75

    If the judge says 90 days in jail, why are people so certain it won't actually be 90 days? How does that happen and why say 90 days if it means many less days? Also Lindsay gets slammed for missing the classes but the lawyer quits on her and no consequences. Looks like shit when a lawyer loses a case and then runs for the hills. What a deal breaker.



  76. 76

    Re: vittoria

    her parents, her peers, her doctors, as well as the millions of people who get a kick out of an "out of control" celeb have all been pushing her down a path of destruction. I am one of the few who actually gives a shit, i don't know her but i can imagine whats going on.
    so many people think prescriptions are safe, necessary, a cure for whatever ails you.
    It starts with bad parenting, parents who can't control or understand there kids so they stuff there brains with so many ADD and antidepressant meds that they end up turning there children into a whole different person.
    who does that person grow up to be? someone who feels the need to take these kinds of drugs to feel normal, when she said shes been taking that list of powerful drugs for "as long as i could remember" that right there made me think. is alcohol really the problem?
    this is very sad, and no one can stop and think about whats really going on with this poor girl, and how she ended up this way, i doubt she had much to do with her own downfall.
    just because shes famous doesn't mean shes not human. I'm not saying what she did was OK she should be going to jail. I just hope she comes out the other side with an awakened mind.



  77. 77

    Too damn bad. That's what YOU GET.



  78. 78

    she better start stuffing that dilaudid in her cookie now because they certainly won't let her have that in jail. the withdrawals are gonna be a bitch! better stop taking them now, or do what she's gotta do to bring them in.



  79. 79

    Re: astronomydomine
    oh trust me, she won't get the dilaudid in there. they discontinue half the meds you're on. she MAY get the ADD meds (which is bad enough for someone like her), but not the dilaudid.

  80. sreyn says – reply to this


    80

    She is a celebrity and a non violent offender in the california penal system my prediction is she will do between 60 and 90 MINUTES of this sentence just like the rest of them



  81. 81

    Oh man… $20 says she tries to kill herself within the first week. Any takers?



  82. 82

    you're kinda pathetic perez, has this girl actually ever done anything to you, i mean ya she broke the law and should be punished but u get waaaaaaaaaay to much pleasure from her pain



  83. 83

    She got Botoxed between her eyebrows–the "elevens" are gone! And so are the 3 horizontal lines on her forehead.



  84. 84

    It will be nice to not see her wasty face at all my favorite clubs. SHe is truly delusional, and needs a wakeup call.



  85. 85

    Free Lindsay. And Lock Perez.



  86. 86

    Oh listen to you self-righteous fucks! Bashing Perez… tsk tsk. Have any of you even watched the court videos? The girl lies through her teeth over and over again.. she's UNABLE to take responsibility for her own actions. She deserves what she gets.



  87. 87

    Fuck off you ugly mutherfucker. Someday (soon) when your put behind bars for allegedly raping a little boy, I'm sure you'll get what you deserve as well :) Sad, she may have had more screw ups in life, but her fifteen minutes of fame will still out live your little star struck state of mind.



  88. 88

    What I dont get is that all you are bashing Perez. Yes he went a lil far but isnt that his job to be a sleaze? If you dont like what he writes then either 1) Dont respond or 2) dont read his site. But on another note. I hope this will do her some good. She majorly needs the help. But I really dont see her serving the whole 90 days. No star ever has to serve their full time.



  89. 89

    Reality is a good thing!!



  90. 90

    No one has ever held her accountable for her actions. It is time. I don't like her much but she is a mess and needs help. And if it takes a Judge to do so then so be it. Her parents certainly failed her.



  91. 91

    BITCH??? U CALL HER A BITCH?????? FUCK YOU ASS FUCKER……………..GIVE HER A BREAK WISH HER NOTHING BUT LUCK AND THAT SHE COMES OUT HEALED AND GOES ON TO SHOW uuuuuuuuuuuu SHE CAN AND SHE WILL BE A GREATER ACTOR…………STOP KICKING HER WHEN SHE IS DOWN…………………CAN U SLEEP AT NIGHT???????????? LET US HEAR SOME OF THE SHIT U DO…………….she is young and will now get the help she needs FOR the love of GOD………….stop wanting her to fail…I hope and wish her nothing for love…………………..she can DO IT AS OTHERS HAVE BEFORE HER AND can turn into a super star……….please people …….give her a chance..think it she was your sister daughter granddaughter. STOP WAITING WISHING 4 HER TO FAIL OR DIE



  92. 92

    lindsay lohan is so delusional its not even funny anymore



  93. 93

    you are a fuckin asshole!!



  94. 94

    Oh my god.. SHE'S NOT GOING TO PRISON YOU STUPID MORON!!!!!
    And there's no way she's serving her full sentence either. Even for a non-celeb. They serve about 25% of their sentence in LA County. Period.



  95. 95

    EVERYONE NEEDS TO STFU AND STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT LINDSAY. HONESTLY SHE'S HAD A TOUGH LIFE AND BEING IN THE PUBLIC EYE HASN'T MADE IT ANY EASIER FOR HER. I KNOW SHE'S MADE MISTAKES BUT THATS HER PAST AND LETS LEAVE IT THERE. EVERYONE MAKES MISTAKES…NOBODY IS PERFECT. THAT'S PART OF LIFE. 90 DAYS IN JAIL IS WAYY HARSH AND I BELIEVE THE MAIN REASON THE JUDGE WAS SOO HARSH ON HER IS BECAUSE OF THE STUPID RUMORS AND PAPARAZZI. AS FOR YOU PEREZ I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT BEFORE TALKING SHIT ABOUT LINDSAY. FOR YOU TO GO AND BE SOO HAPPY AND MEAN ABOUT HER GOING TO JAIL IS BY FAR THE MOST IMMATURE THING EVER. GROW UP. KARMA IS A BITCH AND YOU DEFINITELY HAVE IT COMING FOR YOU. YOU CLEARLY HAVE NO RESPECT FOR HER AND HER FAMILY. GROW UP!!!!!



  96. 96

    OMLGG This bitch is gonna get donkey style with all them butch lesbians in there!

  97. hehee says – reply to this


    97

    she looks really bad as a blond, especially with her skin. i vote red…and eat a sandwich:)



  98. 98

    UR SUCH A BITCH! leave her alone…



  99. 99

    do you even care about her physical well being ? Do you know how dangerous withdrawal can be in a non-clinical setting ? Jails do NOT provide withdrawal services, and people die in jail FREQUENTLY from withdrawal syndrome. If you really knew what kind of pain and danger you were wishing on her, you'd take it back. noone is that vicious.



  100. 100

    You advocate against bullying yet you openly badger numerous celebs calling them unprovoked names such as " ceiling eyes' , 'beefcurtains' and "clontina'.
    How can you be so cruel to a person struggling to keep positive no matter how bad they are. If you recall you were equally as ruthless when lindsy's friend died, making fun of her, now posting a picture of her sobbing and calling her a bitch …. didnt you post pictures of the two of you hanging out at your birthday laughing on the red carpet? So you'll use her "D" list celebrity to gain yourself "B" list statu? So fake, yet pretending to be so admirable. You're better off calling another individual of black eyed peas a Fa**ot. You used to report rumors, now you create them.

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