LOLhan's Nails May Land Her More Jail Time

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WTF was she thinking?!

Lindsay Lohan was sporting the works "fuck u" on her fingernail during her probation hearing on Tuesday and now she is gonna pay for it!

According to NYC Public Defender Stacy Schneider, if Lindsanity's message was aimed at the court, "it would be a separate charge for contempt.”

Schneider said:

“She could have an entire extra sentence heaped on top of her current one. If the judge were angry enough, it could run even consecutively.

It's up to her lawyer to catch things like that. A bra strap that shows or a boxer line that shows is pretty bad, but this tops the cake."

El Lay Public Defender Greg Apt added, "The judge could hold her in direct contempt, which could be between three to five days in jail for vulgarity."

Ha! There was never any doubt in our mind that Shawn Chapman Holley sucked, but this is RIDIC!!!

Lots of luck coming back from this mess.

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    Posted: Jul 8, 2010 at 12:05 am / Email this  »

    78 comments to “LOLhan's Nails May Land Her More Jail Time”



    1. 1

      She should get more time for it. It shows she learned nothing and is an arrogant idiot.



    2. 2

      i hope she in trouble for that!!



    3. 3

      STFU FAT ASS!! 99.9% THE BITCH HAD NAIL THAT SINCE SHE WAS 10. JUST CUZ THE FOTOG CAPTURES THE PIC AND BLOWS IT UP DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS AIMED AT THE COURT MORON. SO IM SURE WHEN LADY CACA PICKS HER NOSE AND FLICKS IT THAT WAS AIMED AT THE HAGUE. SIT DOWN MORON.



    4. 4

      Shawn Chapman Holley definitely did not suck … she did the best she could for a guilty client …not but so much you can do … ask Charles Manson's attorney … I think she articulated very well and I would love to be represented by her, if and only if, I would be in need of her services!



    5. 5

      You shameless pricks and the media are the ones contributing to her downfall. Had it been any ordinary person in court and they would have never for one second even noticed her nails. Until some photog went and took a picture and zoomed into her nails now the media wants to scrutinize her for simply "expressing herself". Aren't you a big advocate of freedom in this country? I swear Perez I don't know why you hate her so much.



    6. 6

      THAT IS FUCKING STUPID NOW THEY TRULY ARE JUST PICKING ON THIS POOR GIRL. Shes a true rebel. I love Lindsay.



    7. 7

      If she gets the contempt charge and is sentenced to 3 or 5 days then she'll probably only serve one extra day. I think she deserves it. It's clear from her reaction yesterday (when she learned the sentence) that this has been one big joke. She'll learn July 20th, it's no joke.



    8. 8

      The prosecutor was SO on her case, that I wouldn't be surprised if she sees all this about the finger nail and contacts the judge to tattle, and thus Lindsay gets even MORE time. Crazy stuff.

    9. 6one9 says – reply to this


      9

      The girl ““ has balls!!



    10. 10

      There's no way to prove it was intentional contempt. Improper, yes, but not specifically against courtroom etiquette.



    11. 11

      If the Judge noticed, why in the hell didn't she hook LL up right then and there? Total disrespect for the court - even if she didn't mean it towards the Judge; which we all know she did, she should have taken it off before court. LL - you are a lousy lizard!!

    12. dob says – reply to this


      12

      hahahah! i hope she does…. im tired of celebrities getting off and thinking they are above the law



    13. 13

      She is out of control! I hope that going to jail will wake her up to her deep problems and make her receptive to rehab afterward. I also hope she gets a new lawyer, like Stacy Schneider said that was something her lawyer should have caught. I guess Lindsay is so out of it that her judgment in picking the lawyer Shawn Chapman Holley as with everything else in her life is very poor.



    14. 14

      shawn sucked?!?! she did a damn good job. it's not her fault her client gave her shit to work with. as for firecrotch, i sure hope they give her extra time. this won't be the last time she goes to jail, that's for sure



    15. 15

      Crap, I'm more agast at the "freckles" aka age spots on top of her leathery hands!



    16. 16

      As much as I think this girl needs a serious reality check that can only come with an exercise in tough love…there is no way to really prove that the writing on her finger was directed at the court. Let the girl serve her 90 days, or as some have suggested due to her non violent female criminal status, her 30 days.



    17. 17

      Spoiled brat celebrity who feels entitled.
      She should get hard labor in a korean prison to straighten her right up



    18. 18

      I highly doubt this was aimed at the judge. I think it was just her expressing her attitude towards people who come down on her and judge her.
      I don't think she should be punished further for it.



    19. 19

      she wont get any extra time for it.
      and to say her lawyer sucks…just shows how insane you are. look what shes done for lindsay. shes been doing a damn good job.



    20. 20

      STFU FAT ASS!! 99.9% THE BITCH HAD THAT NAIL SINCE SHE WAS 10. JUST CUZ THE FOTOG CAPTURES THE PIC AND BLOWS IT UP DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS AIMED AT THE COURT MORON. SO IM SURE WHEN LADY CACA PICKS HER NOSE AND FLICKS IT THAT WAS AIMED AT THE HAGUE. SIT DOWN MORON.



    21. 21

      How the fuck is that contempt? So much for "freedom of speech" even IF they can prove that the photo hasn't been photo-shopped or that it was aimed at the court.



    22. 22

      Fuck Lohan..gawd i'm so tired of her..get rid of her and stop writing about her. 90 days is not enough, she deserves more time in jail with her fake crying in court and duck lips. She thinks she's so damn above the law. If she stays in jail for less then a week than the court system is a joke and she'll know it, she' be invincible and will be able to get away with anything.



    23. 23

      This is definitely direct contempt and she should be held responsible for it. This bitch is no role model to begin with, and this just clinches it.



    24. 24

      You better take head FatBoy. The Feds are closing in.



    25. 25

      But it's after the fact so all is moot. mout. mot. ugh whatever!



    26. 26

      Am I the only one who finds it hilarious that the media keeps referring to LiLo as "a former child star?" Ouch Linds, that must hurt. It was obvious her attny wanted to fling her across the room. I wouldn't want Lindsay Slobber all over me either! But I did start to wonder if she was hysterical about the 90 days in jail or cuz she might not have time for a oh-so-needed 'breath mint' before she goes….

    27. Bren says – reply to this


      27

      Re: Will Santos – I totally agree with you! No one would have noticed had they not blown up the photo. Who the hell could even see that? I truely believe she thinks she is above the law but all the hate is just too much.



    28. 28

      I don't think it is so much that Shawn Chapman Holley suck's but more like she had a total train wreck to work with! Plus, I think this totally proves what the Judge was saying to Lindsay about paying the court lip service and being disingenuous about her remorse. I think she probably has enough jail time and don't see how adding a day or three is really going to make much of a drop in the bucket.



    29. 29

      I sill think its Photo-shopped. Funny it only appears in one photo



    30. 30

      Oh yah and Mario is a DICK



    31. 31

      …what about the ring on her finger?????



    32. 32

      Good; Serves the cocky little mess right. Wonder what her excuse will be for it?



    33. 33

      Aw, come on! :( That's unnecessary.



    34. 34

      keep askin for it moron…..and, by the way, the doctor that injected her lip needs to go to jail too !



    35. 35

      And how exactly do they plan on proving that it was aimed at the court? Ya we all know it was but it's a whole other thing trying to prove it. The media's going to pick this girl apart until she becomes she becomes another overdose statistic. She's an idiot yes, but she's still human.

    36. KBGD says – reply to this


      36

      stupid bitch



    37. 37

      You shouldn't be able to prosecute for that. I thought America was the "land of the free". You can't charge someone for having "FUCK U" written on their fingernail in court. Even if it was aimed at the judge. Lindsay can like or dislike the judge if she wants — thats not what the law is there for.



    38. 38

      I don't know Lindsay Lohan. I saw mean girls once about like.. 7 years ago? I know nothing of her except gossip. I don't CARE about her. But it's annoying how big this stuff gets. It's annoying that everytime she fucks up she costs money. She costs YOU money. The court, the not coming to court… you think that's free?
      Drinking and driving and being a junkie or whatever are bad things. But there are worse things going on in your country like rape/murder/trafficking/torture…
      She's taking up time, money and because she's apperantly slightly retarded she's now taking a cell that *could* be holding a real criminal.
      Come on. How hard is it to show up, beg a little, say "sorry I wont do it" to the person in control and then NOT FUCKING DO IT until everything blows over?
      You broke the law, you deserve what you get, take it like a woman and grow the fuck up.



    39. 39

      its up to ehr if she has it on her nail but it also shows how not seriously she is taking all this and doesnt seem the slightest bit sorry. she shouldnt have to be charged though for just being direspectful and immature.



    40. 40

      I assumed it was directed at the press.



    41. 41

      The comment on her nails was for the jerks who spotted it. The Press!!
      It was obvious since day one that ugly judge had it in for LiLo.
      She decided to punish her super harsh because she is famous and young and beautiful. Three thing that ugly judge will never be.
      If LiLo was not famous she would have had a better sentence.
      Lots of people with similar records got off with only 3 months of in patient rehab.
      The judge was way to harsh and unfair. I hope she can fight for a lower sentence and especially for another judge that does not have it in for her too.



    42. 42

      FIRST THIS JUDGE IS A COMPLETE FAME LOVING KUNT. SECOND THERE IS FREE SPEECH IN THIS COUNTRY. IF LIDSEY HATES THAT CORRUPT FILTHY OLD JEWISH SKANK JUDGE SO BE IT!!!



    43. 43

      This just proves that she is INSANE. It doesn't matter if she was directing it towards the judge or to the public - she had F U on her nails. It's disrespectful, and shows that she is completely delusional.

      Also, this will ensure that if she does one TINY thing wrong after her stint is over, this judge will be on her ass at all times.

      I really hope she gets more time for this, and that we can stop hearing about this ignorant, uneducated, untalented, drug-addled mess.



    44. 44

      Wow you are really going to blame the lawyer for the train wreck?



    45. 45

      I am so sick of L. Lohan & all her craziness…she was in direct contempt of court, her attitude sucked the whole time, & I hope she does her full sentence+. The first thought I had when the judge sentenced her was I wouldn't be surprised if she did something stupid to herself before her term begins. Drama+++++ SAD.



    46. 46

      One can go to jail for vulgarity in America?!?!? WOW no wonder your prisons are overloaded!

      Even Lindsay doens't deserve to go to jail… It's a stupid & unfair sentence cause prison ain't gonna solve her problems with alcohol.

      Just take her license back until she stops drunking.



    47. 47

      it's called cohen v california. she ain't going anywhere.



    48. 48

      This little drug-addicted, alcoholic, WHORE, who has seen nude by more than half of HollyWood, sooo deserves to have the book thrown at her boney, stink'n arse….How disrespectful! It is as if she is taugnting the court/judge. Her lawyer oughta be ashamed of herself ! Unfortunately, some druggie producer will likely hire her after she comes back from this scandal. 'Memba Calvin Klein hiring Kate Moss after her coke scandal …? Birds of a Feather ….



    49. 49

      Re: K28Pea – Are you serious? Even though I think the fingernail message was intended for the media, a judge could absolutely hold her in contempt of court for this. Contempt includes behavior that opposes the dignity of the court, or an act that is intended to embarrass or engender disrespect. Land of the Free? We're a land of Laws.



    50. 50

      aw lol



    51. 51

      What is her attorney doing? Obviously nothing. She should be advising the stupid bitch on correct behavior in court , what to wear etc. I don't know how LiLO is getting away with her behavior.



    52. 52

      What is with that fucking polish? The corpse look? She is skanky.

    53. Jayla says – reply to this


      53

      Well going by the fact that at her last apperence her entire boob was practically showing I do not see any extra charges being pressed against her.

      www.open.salon.com/blog/celebublog



    54. 54

      wtf!!!! Get over it omg!!!



    55. 55

      Regardless of whether or not it was brought to the attention of the court via the media, it was completely inappropriate for the setting, and Lohan knew it. In general it's probably stupid to stencil that on your nails. Once again it's everyone else's fault and never hers. She should be held in contempt. Her lawyer did not suck—she had a guilty client who was long overdue to pay for the consequences of her actions, and there was just so much she could do.



    56. 56

      Re: lizard1177 – If she wasn't famous she would have been in jail years ago!



    57. 57

      She deserves every second in jail she will get, and then some! Leaving the country, setting off her SCRAM bracelet, on prescription drugs that she is OBVIOUSLY abusing, and cocaine? Yeah she needs to go to rehab and jail. Honestly, Dilaudid? I took that in the hospital when I had a kidney stone, and finally got a prescription for it when I went to the ER a second time, in 5 days! You can't take that stuff for longer then 5 days, by mouth, or 2 days by IV! She is going to end up internally bleeding if she keeps up with it.



    58. 58

      I just can't believe how stupid this girl is, and I am kind of surprised that her defense attorney didn't notice this. What does Linds even think that anyone cares about her changing her clothing anyway? The girl is so totally on a different page than the rest of anyone that I tend to wonder if she will ever be able to manage her life ever. What a hopeless case. If I was the judge I would be pissed, and rightly so.



    59. 59

      The judge should have sent for nail polish remover and made her clean her nails right there in the courtroom.
      That girl needs:
      off the drugs
      decent food
      no cell phone or computer
      HARD WORK-cleaning dog cages at the humane society, making beds at the homeless shelter.
      Millions of people do hard work every day and behave themselves without drugs. She needs to grow up.



    60. 60

      Damn I can believe there are idiots out there are pity that bitch. Regardless of her directing the "fuck u" to the court, or just having it as nail art, it shows a complete lack of respect for the situation. She could have pulled herself together for one FUCKING day and painted over that nail. You know the bitch could easily get her nails done again the next day, and wear nipple tassels and a thong to the club. No one is going to hire a mess like that to act now anyway, especially if she looks like she's 48. The reason she even gets gigs now is similar to gladiator fights, people want to see her slowly destroy herself, it fucking delights us. Throw the bitch in jail, I say!



    61. 61

      throw the book at this bitch!!!



    62. 62

      Lindsay should fire that moron ASAP!



    63. 63

      perez why aren't you in jail for beign a pervert?



    64. 64

      I hope she does do time. It is the only way she will see her behavior is unacceptable. She proves that she thinks she is above the law time and time again.
      How many people will she hurt before she stops drinking and using?
      I feel sorry for her, but she is very arrogant, and needs to be held accountable for her actions.



    65. 65

      Ahhh.it's stupid…who cares…more jail time for a manicure? What about Wacko Jacko going to court in PJ's? Let it go…



    66. 66

      She'll just say they weren't her nails. She is such a loser.



    67. 67

      Re: Will Santos – If she was an "ordinary person" she'd have gone to jail two years ago for far longer than 90 days. The fact that she's saying she doesn't deserve any jail time at all just adds to the fact that she's a delusional idiot and so is her mom.



    68. 68

      Um, Shawn Chapman Holley doesn't suck. She just doesn't have a whole lot of good to work with. Lindsay sucks.



    69. 69

      Seriously–quit criticizing people who have more talent in their PINKY fingers than you will EVER possess, Pervez! And I'm not talking about Lindsay, I'm talking about Shawn Chapman Holley!

      Holley is one of the best defense attorneys there is–this time she's just been saddled with an impossible client. Just because she couldn't keep Lindsay out of jail doesn't mean she 'lost'–it simply means she couldn't work miracles!



    70. 70

      I don't think she planned this for the judge, probably something she did for the papz. But good on her if she did!



    71. 71

      This sad little drug addicted whore needs to be locked up immediately. Take her phone away so she can';t tweet, take her drugs away, take her moron friends away and prohibit her retarded parents from access to her. Blohan is white trash to the max! What a waste of skin!



    72. 72

      Taking all bets…will she or won't she get more time for the nails?????
      -
      I bet she won't but then again, I didn't think they would give her any jail time. So, glad I was wrong! Hope they get her for contempt!! How is she ever going to learn she is NOT above the law. Like everyone else, she has to follow the RULES!! If you want to be a bitch then you will get treated like a bitch! Enjoy your 23 days in jail, 2 days off, 90 days rehab and a year of random drug testing!! Have they decided whether or not she will have to wear the SCRAM for that year of probation after rehab? Oh man, you screwed yourself little Ms. Lindsay NOT above the law Lohan!!



    73. 73

      Oh now you can get time for vulgarity? Some "free country" we live in. I agree she should get time for what she did, but not for her fucking manicure.



    74. 74

      she also has a tattoo of "shhh" on her right index finger apparently, so the fuck you on her middle fingernail was probably like the same thing…. like if she was gonna tell someone 2 b quiet, she would shhh them and hold her right finger up 2 her lips and they could read it 2, and when she wanted 2 flip someone off, it would say "fuck u" i dont think she was directing it at the court at all



    75. 75

      Oh Puuuuleeeze! judges are so arrogant. They are glorified lawyers. What's a little curse word on your fingernail?



    76. 76

      I say lock her up for around 2 years and see if she still pulls this shit.



    77. 77

      Re: xcalibur
      "JUST CUZ THE FOTOG CAPTURES THE PIC AND BLOWS IT UP DOESN'T MEAN IT WAS AIMED AT THE COURT MORON."
      -
      -
      Whether it was aimed at the judge/court or not is completely irrelevant. The point is that you do not go into a courtroom - especially when you have been a defendant and you are about to be sentenced - with a manicure that says 'fuck u'. It shows complete disrespect and contempt for the court, the judge, the system - even if it is not specifically meant for them. It is also the action of someone who is emotionally unstable and immature.



    78. 78

      Whether it was aimed at the judge or not, she should've of thought about it before going into court…if she is truly sorry and has respect for the judge, court etc then you would assume she would do everything in her power to come across that way.