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What has been seen cannot be unseen!!

Jessica Simpson and her new beau, former NFL player, Eric Johnson put on a show of slobbery, yucky wet kisses as the two swapped spit on a yacht-board birthday party off of the romantic island of Capri.

It didn't seem to bother the singer actress blonde entertainer, who had just turned 30, that all her friends were standing around witnessing their graphic PDA sesh.

BTW, Eric is still legally married and is currently seeking a divorce from his wife.

You know how to pick 'em, Jess!

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130 comments to “Jessica Simpson Slobbers All Over Her New Man”

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  1. 1

    Oh shut up, because if this were Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt you'd be all Awww look how inlove they are. Jackass.



  2. 2

    Classy…….

    Why does she always feel the need to parade her men around and slobber all over them in public? Maybe if she would actually keep quite about a relationship for once, she might end keeping a man around.



  3. 3

    Jessica, you're just looking now like a dumb asshole. You'll never have a decent career, lose that weight, learn the value of money, or self respect. Quit trying to stay in the spotlight with your moneyhungry family you attention whore!



  4. 4

    Jealous Mario?



  5. 5

    Why is it wrong that Jessica is dating a man seperated from his wife. This is not uncommon or wrong. I'm not a big fan of PDA but whatever. Its a free country.



  6. 6

    What? Can't express ourselves anymore…ain't no thang!



  7. 7

    Quit acting like you have morals Perez! This sounds like another famous couple I know of……the couple whose asses you kiss on a constant basis??? Sound familiar?



  8. 8

    Just because you never get any love fatass, doesn't mean something as simple as a kiss and being held in someones arms is graphic.

    And who are you to put down Eric Johnson? You know nothing about him, and never will. So what if he's getting divorced? so are over 35% of married people. Don't you ever get out and witness reality you fat pig?



  9. 9

    Texas trash



  10. 10

    It was her birthday party on a private boat, you shit-head! And they are kissing…hardly scandolus behavior by anyone's standards. He's going through a divorce and free to kiss whomever he wants. If this were Neil Patrick Harris and his boyfriend, would you be so outraged and swarmy???



  11. 11

    OHHHHH Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy Perez. A prudish gay guy areya? Who would have known, cause you are always the first one on here waving a flag when it comes to YOUR own human rights. The man is seeking a divorce and his own happiness, and moving on in a different direction, even if it does offend your sensibilities. THAT, in case you missed it, is called freedom of CHOICE. You know, the same thing you say should be allowed to ALL. There is an old saying that says; "you cannot ask for freedom, while still holding prisoners." So you see the humor in demanding something you are not prepared to give. Ya! Hilarious



  12. 12

    Ewwww…..



  13. 13

    Oh leave her alone. I'm starting to think you are jealous of her.



  14. 14

    I do not get your comment Perez..What do you mean by "you know how to pick em"? I mean, because he is getting a divorce she is picking a bad man? Umm, she's divorced and had very public relationships with several people.. I would be more afraid for him than for Jessica.. You nor anyone else here know who or what kind of guy he is so for you to judge or even make a comment about relationships is stupid. You, man without a relationship.. Why do you hate straight women so much??



  15. 15

    I think it is sweet…and remember this is a private party on a private yacht..the only ones who should be ashamed are the paps taking a pic of a private moment….lighten up and so attack one of your other favorite targets.



  16. 16

    Cute couple, he has a nice backside lol!

    There is nothin wrong with her dating a guy who's getting divorced if the divorce had been put into motion before they started dating. My parents had the same situation back when they 1st met.



  17. 17

    Totally desparate.



  18. 18

    Jealous? Don't see any pics out there of you and anyone!



  19. 19

    Me love her, long time!



  20. 20

    he's still married? Wow, jessica sure knows how to keep it classy!



  21. 21

    perez do everyone a favor and just shut the fuck up…like honestly how pathetic are you?



  22. 22

    ….he must be a part cyborg to pick her up…look at her bum….



  23. 23

    Whose hand is that on her back? Cuz it's not his. What's going on here?



  24. 24

    shes a dumbass!!



  25. 25

    'YOU KNOW HOW TO PICK'EM, JESS!”????? What is that supposed to mean Mario? Did he leave his wife for Jessica? Not that I know of. So, what is the problem? Some divorces take over a year. As long as he was legally separated from his wife, NOTHING IS WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. Say though, if they were BOTH actors on a movie, like Mr. and Mrs. Smith, and he was married, and he cheated on his wife and left his wife for her and LIED to his wife about it and YOU,MARIO, continuelly, stuck up for them, instead of the wronged woman……well, that would have been an entirely different story, wouldn't it? BUT YOU JUST HATE MOST WOMEN DON'T YOU MARIO?



  26. 26

    I think she married young and hope she finds peace soon.



  27. 27

    Does this guy work?



  28. 28

    Perez, does this guy have a job? lol



  29. 29

    KUODS to the dude for being able to lift so much weight.



  30. 30

    Re: Lilberner24 – THIS IS OFF A YACHT OFF THE ISLAND OF CAPRI, not in public, but someone selling pics or papps on boats getting pics. If she was standing on Sunset Blvd, or another famous place in L.A., than we could call her an attention whore. Instead, look at Perez and gaga



  31. 31

    she is absalutely dusgusting. i guess she is complete again since she now has a man.



  32. 32

    Get a room??? She's the one having her privacy invaded in the first place. If the girl wants to have a steamy kiss on the yacht in front of her friends, then so be it.



  33. 33

    That poor man. I hope he's wearing a truss or he will have a hernia the size of Capri after lifting that side of beef.



  34. 34

    Happy 30th birthday Jessica!



  35. 35

    Re: tejaschica

    I was thinking the same thing!



  36. 36

    its so yummy ya her booty i bet perez even say ooh wee she got it ,i hope someone take a photo she bend over with no undies on that be smoking hot



  37. 37

    She learned from the best, Skangelina Jolie, the famous homewrecker of all times. She taught Leann Rimes, and many others. Besides that, the man is getting a divorce. I tip my hat to her for not listening to assholes that critize her weight or try to put her down and is going about her life, and getting some in the process. Unlike you, that never gets any dick, even when you lust after everyone, she getting her groove on, jealous pink cow…



  38. 38

    There is somebody standing behind Jessica and touching her on the left side, kind of holding her!



  39. 39

    Re: 7kimba8 – Wooohoo! Preach it to him! You are spot on.



  40. 40

    can we talk about how some third person has their hand on Jess' back? weird



  41. 41

    Wow… I feel uncomfortable for the other people there… But why should anyone care that the guy she's dating is getting a divorce? Wasn't that how the whole Brangelina romance started? Quit having double standards, Perez. If you're going to approve a guy who divorced his wife to be with someone else, why would you disapprove of anyone else who does the exact same thing? Get a grip.



  42. 42

    Wow, he can lift fatessica!



  43. 43

    LOL, it looks like the guy in back is helping to hold her up! I know he's not and she's not big at all, it's just a funny angle. I'm happy for her. She didn't break up their marriage and if she's happy it's all her business not mine.



  44. 44

    Part of her body must be leaning on something solid, otherwise that man could not hold her like that, man she's a heavyweight. As for calling her an entertainer, she doesn't entertain me. Why is she is the news ?



  45. 45

    Do you think he's slipping it in? He adjusting something under those thighs



  46. 46

    who cares if they're making out in public, i'm glad she finally found someone she's happy with.
    side note:um, who's hand is on her back? both of eric's are on her butt.



  47. 47

    Right, but when Angelina was fucking around with a very MARRIED not seperated working on a divorce like this guy, but married Brad Pitt it was ok?

    And to Kate ford: It's a bit ignorant of you to judge an entire state that's very large.



  48. 48

    theres nothing wrong here…she was on a private boat for a private party…so she kissed him..big deal?



  49. 49

    Jessica Simpson is not an example of purity. She is a slut. From one man to another in a minutes time. This guy will go and say things about her and she will cry cause he told everybody that she is a tramp. Sexual Napalm indeed. Maybe John Mayer isn't so bad after all. At least he was honest about the bimbo!



  50. 50

    She's just OBNOXIOUS =P



  51. 51

    She has got to be one of the worst so called "celebrities" out there…I mean come on!! How embarrasing it would be to be her!!! She is seriously the biggest dork that somehow got lucky and got famous. Everything she does is so annoying and just reeks of desperation. She is a fucking retard too. She can't even figure out how to lose all that weight she packed on, I mean, how hard can it be? She has millions of dollars, and nothing but free time so…..what's the problem here? Do it already you loser. I just cannot stand this pig



  52. 52

    Jessica Simpson, Kate Hudson, and Jennifer Aniston are the biggest cock gobbling whores in hollywood.



  53. 53

    Re: Bushwack – apparently he needed a little help. if you look closely, whoever is standing behind jess appears to be helping hold her. lol what a cow.



  54. 54

    Leave her alone. Nothing wrong with what she is doing. I hope she is happy. As for her boyfriend still being legally married-some divorces take a long time. No reason why he cannot move on and find happiness. I am legally separated and waiting for NY to pass the no-fault divorce law so I don't have to wait the full year of my separation. I am legally separated and I have a wonderful boyfriend. Nothing wrong with that. Life is too short Mario!!!



  55. 55

    Seriously, grow up already Jessica.



  56. 56

    What is your problem with that Perez Hilton? My girls do that all the time.



  57. 57

    Give her a break. She's on a yacht with her friends, it's not public just ’cause it can been seen through a telephoto lens. She seems happy, she just turned 30, she looks great & seems comfortable in her own skin and not trying to portray the blonde bimbo.

    And he's been separated for 7 months, it's not like she broke up a marriage.



  58. 58

    Why is that other girl helping lift her up?? LOL, that's way weird…



  59. 59

    I Want her Sexual Napalm!



  60. 60

    Looks like a good fit.



  61. 61

    whats the big deal. as long as a person has clothes on who cares???



  62. 62

    She loves Football players since her ex-husband is the biggest jock sniffer and a loser singer, is natural for her to date athletes and good musicians. Good thing Eric doesn't play for the niners other wise season would be OVER!
    who doesn't love the smell of napalm in the morning??? especially after you hit ITTTT!!!



  63. 63

    Poor Jessica. I suspect this one isn't going to last any longer than the others. Hope it's fun in the meantime and worth the eventual broken heart.



  64. 64

    It's not someone else holding her…look closely - it's Eric's hand on her back, but the other person's hand is obscured by the couple. Nothing weird there - just a trick of the lens.



  65. 65

    Pretty bad that Jessica has to hire an out of work broke ex-pro-footballer, hire photogs, hire actors & extras to look like they are disgusted at what they see, and pay someone to lift her FAT-ASS to pose, not to mention paying Perez a huge fee to post it on his website…..Poor Jess…She NEVER should have started that singing career.



  66. 66

    How the fuck is he able to hold her?



  67. 67

    If she is a "Fat Cow" Then damn, i would love to date a fat cow.



  68. 68

    Re: dooflinky – Wrong. It is definitely the girl behind her, holding Jessica. If that was his arm, you would only see the hand. Your hold arm doesn't stick out like that when you wrap your arm around someone. And Trace the hand, it is clearly connected to that chick's arm right behind them.



  69. 69

    Re: dooflinky – oh snap. I'm the one that is Wrong. You are right. I looked closer at it and his hand does just come around.



  70. 70

    Re: Lilberner24 – It's not her fault if paps are everywhere. All couples hug and kiss in public. Shut up.



  71. 71

    +++
    I wonder how Eric is handling that "S-E-X-U-A-L *** N-A-P-A-L-M?
    ++
    If you see him stumbling and bumbling then Jessica has him good
    ++
    If Jessica is walking bow legged then Eric has the MO JO
    +++



  72. 72

    oh leave her the fuck alone ….why is it only certain ones we judge get a grip!



  73. 73

    I user to respect her a long time ago. She's really lost her way and perspective. She just keeps getting worse and worse.



  74. 74

    He is struggling to hold her big legs. The person who's arm you see is trying to keep Jessica from falling.



  75. 75

    and you stole these pics from the daily mail.



  76. 76


  77. 77

    I like Jessica Simpson, I hope she has found love.



  78. 78

    Haha, one of his buddies has to support her fat ass. A former NFL player isn't even strong enough to lift her. Get a life, Jess!



  79. 79

    Not to mention it takes 2 people to hold her up there!!!!



  80. 80

    I just think Mario is jealous because he doesn't have any hot guys wanting to slobber all over him. Plus he seems to hate women in general so it's a double blow.



  81. 81

    It's not the making out that gets my attention, she's got her legs WRAPPED AROUND HIM, save that for the bedroom kiddos.

  82. Wrenn says – reply to this


    82

    Funny how all these women you make fun of can get plenty of men, but you can't even muster up one. JEALOUS LOSER!!!!



  83. 83

    I give this 2 months, hes just another douch bag alehete……will these bimbos ever learn…..



  84. 84

    Re: tejaschica – Seems like some friend is helping her to to be lifted.



  85. 85

    Re: Q*bert – He doesn't have any guys wanting him period. Not even Boy George would want him, not even drunk or high.



  86. 86

    Re: Wrenn – Perez hates 99.9% of women, it's obvious.



  87. 87

    And the last time you were with someone Perez?? HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA



  88. 88

    1. Is he legally separated, and,
    2. if so, was he separated b4 he met Jess? If the answer to these questions is yes, STFU.
    3. She was on a PRIVATELY chartered boat for her friends & herself. Her girlfriends (being all growed-up! have probably seen & participated in this type of PDA B4 w/o having to go to therapy later. So,this wasn't disgusting PDA so much as it was Paps spying/intruding on a happy couple & their friends.
    3.The girl's still celebrating her birthday, and probably being in love again, too. I know you'll call that desperation, lonliness, & clingyness instead of dating (what the rest of the free world calls new relationships or playing the field) because for you, all things Jen & most things "J" in general = pathetic. Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Alba, Jaime Lynn, Jessica Biel. What's your stand on Jill Scott? 4.What's your opinion on the fact that the "J" curse seems to apply only to women?
    Finally, most of us have seen TONS of worse displays of PDA at keggers, dorm rooms, frat parties, spring break, etc. by the time we're 19 at the latest. Get over it.



  89. 89

    GOOD FOR JESS.JESS IS GONNA MARRIE THAT MAN



  90. 90

    Re: butt en ho – How is it she looks dumb? To start with, she's not overweight. Only idiots think that. Marolyn Monroe was a size larger than her. She has boobs and an ass. Get over it. Those used to be GOOD things. How is she trying to steal the spotlight when all she was doing was being happy on a PRIVATE boat? Are you saying she should spend the rest of her social life in her house, in the dark, with the blinds down? Attention whore? More like "I can't go anywhere or do anything w/o Paps taking my pic to later be used against me." She goes to less "events" than others. Just because you see a pic of her in a tight dress on a red carpet does not mean she's an attention whore. Unless you consider the other 100 female celebrities at said event attention whores, too. Your just a f*cking idiot.



  91. 91

    Re: Tube Steak – Hey idiot, some guys actually like ass. Just FYI.



  92. 92

    Re: BushwackRe: Bushwack – God, where do you idiots come from? She can't help the fact that she has T & A! Remember when that used to be a good thing? Look at her arms; look at her legs. They're tiny. Just because she's built like a woman does not make her fat or heavy. But maybe you're more into the pre-pubecent boy look. I'll get Nambla on the phone for you.



  93. 93

    Re: Tobias Schmidbauer – IT'S HER BODYGUARD, GUYS! HE'S TRYING TO TURN HER AWAY FROM THE PAPS!



  94. 94

    Yes, well, tacky tacky, but dude must be SUPERMAN if he can hoick that @ss up.

    BTW Perez, at least he's "seeking" a divorce. Brad Pitt was still married when that skanky whore you insist on idolizing started balling him, so what's your beef?



  95. 95

    ok when your friend needs to hold your back so you can get into that position. first off it's a 3 way, and second you've put on a few pounds. lol



  96. 96

    OINKOLESS
    OINKOLESS
    OINKOLESS



  97. 97

    gawd, how pathetic……i cant stand the coooont.



  98. 98

    Re: ParalyZzzZzer – all couples kiss and hug in public? untrue.
    nice of them to demonstrate the "climbing the tree" position from the kama sutra- thanks for that visual. excuse me whilst i vomit.



  99. 99

    if jessica had her tongue in a GIRLS MOUTH , married or not

    that fat slob perez would be koooooing how cute they are, how sweet, good selection!



  100. 100

    Re: Quemical – Nope…look again. The angle of the arm & hand are all wrong to be the same person. They'd have a wonky arm. There's a break of sun on the wrist - that person's hand is to the right. Eric's hand is coming round her back.

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