Lindsay Refuses To Go To Jail!
You're just delaying the inevitable, honey!
Lindsay LOLhan is all ROFLMAO about that whole pesky jail thing, thinking that she can work the legal system by appealing her 90-day jail sentence.
However sources say that this will only buy her some time, about 6 months to a year, since she WILL have to eventually serve her time.
A close insider says:
“Lindsay's lawyer only has to file a notice of appeal with Judge (Marsha) Revel, and under terms of California law–particularly misdemeanor probation appeals–the defendant must be granted bail. Judge Revel will be forced to give Lohan bail pending the appeal, and Lilo wouldn't even have to appear in front of Judge Revel again…the appeal will take six months to a year to be heard. It's highly unlikely that Lohan's appeal will be successful. However, it will keep her out of jail for at least the next six months to a year.”
The problem is Lindsay can't even find a lawyer who will help her since she continues to act like she's better than everybody else and is somehow above the law. A source close to the washed-up star adds:
"Lindsay met with two prominent criminal defense attorneys on Wednesday, but both refused to take the case because of her bad attitude. Lohan blames everyone around her for her circumstances, and she is absolutely unaccountable. She is an attorney's worst nightmare because she simply refuses to follow any advice that she disagrees with."
Get over it, Lindz! You're going to jail so have fun being locked up behind bars!
[Image via AP Images.]
Tags: appeal, attorney, delusional, jail, lindsanity
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Hey stupid, eventually even fame won't keep ya out of the slammer. Grow up, do the time, and come back a better, drug free person. Idiot.
lindsay lowlife just won't shut up and go away…because of morons like perez…but this could easily back fire on her…if she fcuks up again…and I hope she does and the judge gives her more time!
Lindsey will be worse off or dead in 6 months if she does not put on her big girl pants and get her life in order. She looks like the after photo in those meth mug shots. Sad.
yeah a mess Needs lots of rehab maybe should go in one immediately to avoid immediate jail .She will only get about 30 days in jail if she goes in late July they won't keep here the entire 90 days since she has not been busted for robbery or a capital crime.
A Tortured Soul takes many forms both rich and poor famous and anonymous but the ones who take glee in other's demise are the ones that really need the help……you are all fucked and soon will all pay trust me on that one stupid meat puppets…..
good one lindsay and here in australia,, my lawyer pulled a time served because I was on bail for the 6 mnth to a year, hope she can pull that one,,,, reckon your cops are picking on your stars….
Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Everything reminds you of a chance to bring partisan politics with your tiring agenda into an unrelated thread. I'm in agreement on Lohan. She's making a mountain out of a molehill, and the sentence has been doled out. It's a done deal.
Why does she think she shouldn't go to jail? Does she even realize what she did was illegal? It's like she doesn't think she is guilty of anything. She is in so much denial. I guess all the drugs keep her delusional.
Re: JadeWebster –
England doesn't want her.
Are the Lindsay supporters on the same drugs she is.
I strongly believe you [supporters] are helping her denial. Saying "everyone is picking on you and the judge is making an example of you" is just allowing her to continue to live in La La Land.
The judge is saving her life.
Lindsay Lohan above the law? I'll allow it. *strikes gavel*
what a hot mess
This cun*t and her mother & sister are completely worthless. I wish they would all just drop dead so I can throw a party.