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saMANtha Comes To Lindsay's Rescue!

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saMANtha Ronson has been silent since a judge ordered Lindsay Lohan to serve 90 days in jail.

But it took a couple of tweets from none other than comedian Joan Rivers to get saMANtha all riled up.

After reading the following tweets written by Joan:

"Lindsay Lohan is so dumb. Her idea of being sworn in is cursing at the judge,"

"I was just reading about the new Lindsay Lohan diet, which is all liquid. 80 proof"

"Lindsay Lohan had 'F-ck you' painted on her nails. What people don't know is that the judge had 'Eat me you party skank,' painted on hers."

saMANtha responded on her Twitter, writing:

"Hey Joan Rivers you have collagen older than Lindsay, pick on someone your own age, oh wait I guess people that old can't hear."

Linds wrote back to her saying, "thank you ;)"


Oh those two! They love each other and they hate each other. We just can't keep up!

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79 comments to “saMANtha Comes To Lindsay's Rescue!”

  1. 1

    Who, who, and who? NEXT….

  2. 2

    HA! you think joan rivers cares about people making fun of her age? she doesnt.

    lindsay is a party skank. yay joan

  3. 3

    Poor Linds…why don't people understand she is better than everyone and the rules simply DO NOT apply to her. That mean old judge…why can't she just shut up and believe her lame stories about malfunctioning devices, etc. like everyone else around her. It's just not fair.

  4. 4

    that was a really weak response on so many levels.

  5. 5

    Sam is corny.

  6. 6

    Because I am so sure that the Great Joan Rivers gives a shit about what some shitty Dj/Hollywood hood-rat thinks about her. Samantha is literally a nobody. I mean….id rather not be famous than be famous for snorting coke of the ass of Hollywood biggest train wreck….. And this coming from the girl who dropped Lindsey faster than a big old hit of acid in order to get a little fame and sympathy.

  7. hebe says – reply to this


    Ewww.. I think I'm starting to like Samantha

  8. 8

    Joan Rivers is a comic and she can take it just as good as she gives it. Their job is to stand on a stage and deal with hecklers every night.

  9. 9

    Joan River's has better looks in her one deflated titty than Lindsay Lohan has behind a James Cameron Photo shop filter.

  10. 10

    I don't like to judge girls by their appearance, but damn.. the make up on sam makes her look like a fuck up version of criss angel.

  11. 11


  12. 12

    I like Joan, haha 'eat me you party skank', that's funny. Samantha is cheap and her siblings are more talented and better looking than her.

  13. 13

    Sam looks cute in this pic. She's wearing makeup too. Looks really sweet.

  14. 14

    I guess it's ok if you make fun of Lindsey, but not ok for anyone else to. Do us all a favor and get that train wreck ex girlfriend of yours on a leash. As for Joan Rivers, honey when you have the career she has had, then please, go ahead and give us your thoughts, until then go back behind the DJ booth where you belong.

  15. 15

    Joan Rivers is so funny and I don't care how old she is
    Joan is the best
    truth hurts

  16. 16

    The great thing about Joan is she'll probably laugh at that. She says things like that about herself all the time. And what Joan said about Lindsay wasn't nearly at funny because it's like, we all already have heard it.

  17. 17

    Didn't you already report on this?

  18. 18

    I wonder if Fug didn't notice the amount of collagen injected into Lindsey's lips as of recent.

    What a stinky dyke ho-bag

  19. 19

    Joan has grandkids. Would she be tweeting nasty comments if one of them ended up in jail?

  20. 20

    Lindsay Lohan can get stuffed.

  21. 21

    A couple of pathetic jews!

  22. 22

    These two losers deserve each other.

  23. 23

    She better shut her fugly face b4 Joan rips her and lindsay apart!

  24. 24

    Samantha Ronson is a nobody. Lindsay Lohan is a has been. Joan Rivers is a legend. When people who are young speak out its always to attack someone on a basis of something not relevant to the issue. Samantha's comments about the collagen and inability to hear are proof positive that youth is wasted on the young. Joan Rivers jokes are nuggets of truth that neither Lindsay nor Samantha can understand because they have the emotional and mental capacity of two year olds. And somehow I think true two year olds can process thought better. Shut Samantha and Lindsay and get back to bumping uglies and eating bush

  25. 25

    Joan can still bring the LOL's.

  26. 26

    who the fuck cares?

  27. 27

    Joan Rivers is so F'ing hilarious!! Samantha is just pissed that she didn't come up with those jokes and Lindsay is just pissed because Joan is telling the truth. Joan is awesome!!! Have fun in prison Loser Lindsay!

  28. 28

    Way to go, Joan!

  29. 29

    Sam is in her 30's. Old ass lezbo. She is useless and her DJings skills are horrible. I can't wait for Lindsay to get eatten out in jail…oh wait, the poor women doing that might get an STD from Lindsay.
    Sam, get a life you old boney has-been. I saw Sam once, and she has a ton of wrinkles on her face and is really ugly in person. She knew a friend of mine and came up to talk to us. Literally Sam looks about 43 years old. She's really thin and loads of wrinkles on her face. Sam is aging and it's awesome because she's an asshole.

  30. 30

    Aw Sweet.

  31. 31

    Sadly at the rate Lohan is going she will need more work than Joan Rivers has ever had.

  32. 32

    Re: Brides – …Sam IS really cute looking WOW…I am stunned…she is worth a roll!!!!….really cute….I like the eyes….

  33. 33

    People age horse hips, yes, even you. Being younger than somebody is an accident of time not a quality. Oh, and quit wearing those stupid giant rastafari stinky hair hats.

  34. 34

    the girl cant help it…young and dumb…take your meds linds,ya need ummm

  35. 35

    lol, she's actually pretty funny

  36. 36

    i actually found that really funny. am i warming up to samantha?

  37. 37

    that was nice.

  38. 38

    Re: Mad Dog – hahahahaha

  39. 6one9 says – reply to this


    She looks like Adam Lambert in this pic!!

  40. 40

    and…..how is this coming to Lindsay's rescue? it is just words. Joan was just doing her comedy. This is YOUR PROBLEM MARIO/PEREZ, YOU REACT TO WORDS LIKE A GUN WAS SHOT, OR IF SOMEONE WAS STABBED WITH A KNIFE. Yes, words can HURT you, but everyone and I mean EVERYONE is getting supersensitive about what people are saying AND IT IS RIDICULOUS. This country is becoming a country divided, BECAUSE OF WORDS. We should be coming together because of actions. Now, back to Lindsay-Everything Joan said, we have all thought

  41. 41

    This is twice in approximately a week that Samantha has made a public comment regarding Lohan. Sounds to me like she is missing all the media attention that she had when dating and dissing Lohan.

  42. 42

    Lol, that was the best Samantha could could up with? A crack on Joan's age?? Failure. Joan, 3
    Samantha/Lindsey, -1

  43. 43

    Just shows Sa to the Man has no respect for the court system and or the people who try to up hold the freedom and liberites we have in this country. If you want to help Linsey, tell her to grow up…. then eat her out. Postive reinforcement.

  44. 44

    Joan Rivers is sooo funny, and tells it like it is ! ! WHO is this skanky Lezbo to dis her ? I mean, she eats muffin, and is as UGLEE as hell ! Funny she is defending a skank, drug addicted WHORE alcoholic. She should be agreeing with Joan, and ensuring this HOHAN skank gets what is coming to her !

  45. 45

    Horse-Face Ronson has no sense of humour…and pretty pathetic when she has to defend someone she can't stand…Feeling Guilty ’bout som'th'n, Sam … ? Perhaps if you were a better friend, HOHAN wouldn't be hav'n to worry ’bout 300 pound black girls becom'n her girlfriend in the BIG HOUSE …Just say'n ….

  46. 46


  47. 47

    Ahaha! Good for Samantha! Joan always flapping her gums….*smh* Hater.
    Dang lolll Samantha blasted her a**.

  48. 48

    Re: jazz99 – It's probably too much crank!!

  49. Ammie says – reply to this


    Ageism is never funny. Grow up, Samantha . . .

  50. 50

    I guess Sam forgot about all the bad things she use to write about Lindsay on her twit page, and as for Joan, she's a comedian and that's what they do, whether Sam likes it or not.

  51. 51

    Awww. I want Sam and Linds back together.

  52. 52

    I haven't seen her for awhile. You'd think by now that she would have taken a fucking shower!

  53. 53

    Really nice to see her wearing makeup again. Much better. Also, wtf is Joan talking about. She's ancient wax and has the guts to call Lindsay out for a liquid diet. Go Samantha!

  54. 54

    Ronson was born into a wealthy family north London, England, the son of writer and socialite Ann Dexter-Jones and one-time band manager and real estate entrepreneur Laurence Ronson. Her parents are of Ashkenazi Jewish descent, with ancestors from Austria, Russia, and Lithuania, and Ronson was brought up in Conservative Judaism. Ronson is related to British Conservative politicians Sir Malcolm Rifkind and Leon Brittan, as well as Odeon cinema founder Oscar Deutsch.

    So she's a rich trust fund girl who will inherit a euro-american real estate empire. Solid.

  55. 55

    The sad thing is that Lindsay looks older than Joan. That comeback was so corny too. GO JOAN!!!!!!!!

  56. 56

    meanwhile, these two are apparently reading what Joan Rivers even has to say.

  57. 57

    Ah, yes. There ain't nothin' like a dyke heeb and an old, dried up heeb fighting over a goyim!

  58. 58

    I thought Samanatha's response was funny.

  59. 59

    that's why they came up with the term "frenemies"…

  60. 60

    That was rude of Joan. It was pretty tasteless.

  61. 61

    This must be Ronson's attempt at a comeback. As for Rivers… She may have collagen older than Lohan, but Lohan is aging herself so fast, she might be Rivers' twin soon.

  62. 62

    Age is not something that you can choose at your convenience, however stupidity and bad decisions are, so I team Ms Rivers 100%

  63. @v@ says – reply to this


    Team Rivers.

  64. 64

    Hey, Samantha, you have smegma older than Methuselah hanging out of your shit-caked asshole. MMM! Dessert for Lindsay!

  65. 65

    This is too funny. Sam beware! Joan will rip you a new ass!

  66. 66

  67. 67

    If Ronson's retort was as amusing or as funny as Joan Rivers', it would have been effective. The truth of the matter is that neither her comeback or the intelligence of those remarks about Joan's collagen are as bad as her DJing skills! Perhaps Ronson might sound more coherent with a bottle of Jack than Joan on a bad day.

  68. 68

    LOL come on you can't say Samanthas tweet to Joan is not funny. Hahahah that's funny as fuck!
    Joan Rivers should shut the fuck up.

  69. 69

    joan is a crusty old irrelevant broad and sam looks so much better lately

  70. 70

    have to admit joan rivers is pretty funny that she does actually look younger than lindsay

    also have to admit sams response was pretty hilarious but not AS HILARIOUS
    witty but not witty enough

    joan wins

  71. 71

    Do us all a favor Lindsay and Sam: Murder/Suicide pact.

  72. 72

    Aww looks like Sammy isnt making as much as she use to without her little junkie showing up at her gigs anymore! Shes just making sure that when this crackie gets out she is there waiting and onboard again so this gross dyke can make money again!

  73. 73

    Sam looks nice in this picture.

  74. 74

    Shut up lil' fella…Let the Joan Speak!

  75. 75


  76. 76

    Samantha's tweet back was lame. People can't do anythhing about their age so why throw it in their face. Lindsay CAN do something about her boozing and drug popping habits though. The girl KNOWS she's in the news yet she keeps feeding the media (Joan Rivers being part of the media) juicy stories. That little ninny will never learn.

  77. 77

    Re: CarpeNoctem – LMAO!! Her Grandchild is like 2 years old!! Doubt he'll be going to jail anytime soon. LOL

  78. 78

    Re: jazz99 – She looks so old because she's so friggin skinny. Skinny bitches don't realize that if they put on a little weight they'd look years younger. Skinny just accentuates the wrinkles. But they're more concerned with getting into that size 0 than how they actually look to people. Stupid girls!!!

  79. 79

    Joan Rivers is annoying and needs to shut her nasty face, she looks disgusting just like that cat lady. Isn't she sick of herself already?