No! A Candwich Scandal!
Brace yourselves! There is some oozy-gooey financial difficulties facing the makers of the soon to be American treasure, The Candwich.
The creator is a FRAUD!
According to a new lawsuit filed against Travis L. Wright, the mastermind behind the aluminum-encased sammy, this guy used his investors money to make this stellar creation, which was NOT what the investors gave him money for.
The lawsuit states Travis raised $145 million from 175 investors between 2001 and 2009 for an alleged real estate venture. In that time span, the only pieces of real estate he purchased were one random $6 million property and a $15 million home for himself, which he then paved the driveway in cobblestones from France.
The rest of the money went into the crazy scheme known as the Candwich.
Alas, now the tasty treat making Hot Pockets quiver in fear may never see the light of day. If Travis is found guilty, he'll have to pay all that money back and then some, we're sure. Even if he rushed released those canned PBJ's, they would never make enough money in time, though they would surely stay fresh for years to come.
So sad. Now the world will never know of it's wonder.
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That looks so disgusting. I want to throw up just looking at the picture.
That is one bad a$$ pop-culture invention. I'm shocked Kraft hasn't already invented this one yet.
Someone here watched LAST WEEK'S Colbert Report…
God, Perez, how long are you going to be obsessed with this gross sandwich mush in a can shit? Are you trying to make people puke even more? That's what it seems like, but I'm not surprised. I dare you to eat ALL the "candwiches" on the planet (and I know you will with the fat ass of yours) so I never have to hear about this "American treasure" again! I bet a huge pile of cow shit is treasure to you. LOL
"Will never know of ITS* wonder"
NO APOSTROPHE NEEDED!!!
that looks absolutely disgusting…..
Oh for pete sakes, how lazy can someone be? It takes all of 3 minutes to make a pb&j sandwich!
Congratulations. You watch The Colbert Report. Find your own stories.
Thats the last thing we need in this world. How much more lazy can we get…disgusting.
Tastu treat? WTF is that? Do you mean tasty? If a person is dum enough to think that a sandwich in a can is going to be any good to eat, they deserve whatever gastrointestinal consequences they get. Are people really too busy now to butter two slices of bread and shove something edible in between them?
tastu
IT WOULD DEF SELL..WHY NOT
GROSS!! THAT IS NOT EVEN REAL FOOD.. IT MAKES MY STOMACH TURN JUST LOOKING AT IT!!
I get all my week-old misspelled news from perez hilton. Dude, stick with useless gossip, ok?
Ya, this is a an old story, you bunch of hacks. OLD.
You watch Colbert? I never would have guessed it.
It clearly says… "candwich"…….
Barf.
Now I've seen everything. Disgusting!
i would be high as a kite and probably buy like a case of these
how a lil white bread and tomatoe can ruin ya life
that is fucking disgusting anyways you actually eat that over there i seriously think your government need to have a think no wonder half of america is fat
only in america.
this sort of American fraud and excess seems to happen on a daily basis. It's as if a 15 million dollar mansion will shield one from all outside negativities… instead of just being a giant coffin.
Why don't u just hit copy and paste onto M.K.'s site??? Oh, nevermind, his writing is like Hemingway. And yours is like Hemingway too, Mark Hemingway.
Re: Matthew Emery – that is fucking disgusting anyways you actually eat that over there i seriously think your government need to have a think no wonder half of america is fat Nice picture there tubby. you fucking loser. Looks like you live on cheetos and pork roll
Re: Matthew Emery – says the guy with the fat kid in the picture. Are you from the UK? Cause the UK has like 70$ fuckin fat pricks just like yourself
Ever heard of spell check douchebag?
Re: NeedleDickTheBugFucker – haha atleast I'm not the only one that noticed he was a tub of lard
lawl
Re: shittin_condoms – lol ditto
is this sick, because I actually want to try it.
will melt your popsicle. oh oh oh
I bet he got the can idea from a episode of "Everybody Hates Chris". Chris talks about his mom only serving things from a can, I remember one of them was PBJ..funny.
In japan they have canned bread, but even they don't put frickin' jam in it.
Who would willingly eat this crap is beyond me.(Oh wait.Stoned potheads.)
Thank god it's not coming out.
Who's too lazy to make a sandwhich?(And if it's copied off a TV show…WTH?)
Seriously,it takes five minutes.
Travis Wright was one of the investors that got others to invest, but used the money to back the candwich and not for real estate, which is what he told the other investors the money was for.
Mark Kirkland is the inventor of the Candwich.
Nice investigative work again Perez……