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Team Tammy! Melissa's Ex Updates Her Blog!

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Poor thing! We really feel for her!

Poor Tammy Lynn Michaels, who is getting the callous bitch treatment from Melissa Etheridge during their nasty break-up, has just been forced by a judge to cover all of her own legal fees, and took to her blog this morning to a write the following post, titled "ulcers to gallbladder to pancreas to liver and then…?"

It reads:

a dillar
a dollar
a trick or treat
need some help
need some honesty
need some real
call 'er
no answer

gotta get it done
on pennies now?
somethings going on

gotta get a job
with barf bag in hand?
and leave my twins with who?
and with what babysitting money?

a dillar
a dollar
a trick or treat

this too shall pass
cuz i believe in miracles
miracles look like rainbows.

oh. and we have to be out of our rental in 45 days.
man, i love a challenge.


You've got the right attitude, bb! Keep your head held high and don't let that awful woman get you down! You can survive this!

Team Tammy!

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71 comments to “Team Tammy! Melissa's Ex Updates Her Blog!”

  1. exBFF says – reply to this


    always loved her as an actress. Hope she finds a job soon!

  2. 2

    Tacky for her to comment in public in any way. We don't know all the facts.

  3. 3

    Team Tammy? Are you kidding me? Yes, you pay the babysitter with the money YOU earn, Tammy. That's how everyone else in the free world does it too. Go get a job and quit expecting someone to pay your way. It's such a turn off. No wonder Melissa wanted out of that. Tammy is a dependent. Take care of YOURSELF Tammy! Quit putting your hand out for a free ride. It's a turn off!!!

  4. 4

    Can't imagine being stuck in a huge rental with two kids that a massively paid celeb is going to have to pay massive child support on whilst trying to find a job in an industry that pays ludicrous amounts for practically nothing when you have an agent that can work a nanny onto the set.

    Boohoo. She may have to rough it for 6 months til the judge orders that the kids be kept in the lifestyle they're accostomed to.

    Dammit boy. Almost sounds like the real world has touched Hollywood.


  5. 5

    I would love to leave Tammy a message but her blog won't allow it. How can we send her a message?

  6. 6

    Not that I would have ever bought a CD from Melissa Etheridge anyway (I find her music annoying, repulsive and downright boring) but I find that dyke to be the most horrible person alive. If any of you have any of her CD's or are planning on procuring one of her albums, either kill yourself or destroy the material. No person should ever be treated this way.

  7. 7

    Let this be a lesson. No matter how "in love" you may be, if anyone, male or female, encourages you to do nothing but be available for them, it will not end well. The provider will come to resent you, although they can never admit it since that would be admitting that they were wrong.

  8. 8

    Oh boo fucking who!!! What about all us other working folks? We manage.

  9. 9

    Welcome to what happens when most people split up. When one person is the breadwinner then you have to make sure you are taken care of if something happens. You tuck away a few bucks here and there so if you split up, the person dies, is in a coma, goes missing or whatever, you have the means to take care of yourself in the short term until you can figure things out. A family friend did that for 50 years of marriage. When she became terminally ill, she told her husband, and they booked a first class around the world cruise to spend their last days in high style.

  10. Jbo says – reply to this


    SERIOUSLY, why feel sorry for her? There are MILLIONS of mothers living on MUCH less and on the streets, but we shant feel sorry for those who are truly destitute, not those who feel destitute b/c their champagne life-style MUSTchange. Sorry, the gravy train just ended….

    People live on MUCH less w/more kids. Please beyotch get a job and take care of yourself - MILLIONS of single mothers do it DAILY…

  11. chiro says – reply to this


    So much for gay marriage.

  12. 12

    I heard Melissa left her because she had stinky dumps

  13. JCE says – reply to this


    I usually dont comment. I dont know why this bothers me so much. Lets just look at this for a minute. Tammy is hurt and pissed off. She has been dumped probably for someone else. If I were her I would make it public too. Why shouldnt she? She has been with this woman for years. She is doing the exact same thing that any woman would do. Etheridge is a celeb so everything that happens will be public. Of course Tammy is bitter. Life as she knows it is over, a life they BOTH built together. Now Etheridge wants out. Ok, go. But for Gods sake lets be fair here Tammy deserves something for giving you her life and your children. Jeeesus! That is what I hate about the gay marriage thing. The same laws should apply for everyone. If my husband dumped me for whatever reason after years of marriage and children … He would pay and I would get every penny I could. SO WOULD ANYONE! What is Gloria Alred up to? She loves this shit. Call her.

  14. 14

    This is what happens when the batteries die.

  15. Cedon says – reply to this


    Welcome to the world of single mothers Tammy.

  16. 16

    This really bothers me. Tammy Lynn is taking care of their children and put her own career on hold for their family. Melissa needs to step up. This reflects so poory on Melissa. I'm pretty disgusted with her

  17. 17

    this is so sad. why isnt melizza honoring the mother of her children. shes big time loaded. no one will buy her music now and they will all be broke.

  18. 18

    seriously whats wrong with her, even eddie murphy got his shit together and pays child support.

  19. 19

    Why should Melissa pay a dime for this wench? She shouldn't have sat around on her ass for so many years while not looking for work. Maybe she should get into reality and get a real working woman's job like the rest of us. I hope she doesn't get a cent…

  20. 20

    Melissa is such a typical dickhead. Have tickets to see her in Houston, wish I wouldnt have wasted my $ on her and instead send it to Tammy and her kiddos. Im a lesbian with 2 donor children, sorry Tammy had to learn the hard way. Never trust anyone but yourself when it comes to your kids.

  21. 21

    Melissa Etheridge is giving same sex marriage a BAD REP for this exact reason. They do not have to provide any kind of support to the spouse or children. Melissa should be ashamed of herself for what she is doing to Tammy and those children she, loved? Tammy will have good fortune soon for being the better person :)

  22. 22

    Team Melissa! Get a job free loader….

  23. 23

    Re: JCE

    "She is doing the exact same thing that any woman would do."


    She is doing what an ignorant, unprepared-for-life Woman would do.

    Reality will NEVER touch this woman. She will never bed down on a sleeper sofa at a friend's house with her two children crowded into her, hoping that the whining isn't getting on said-friend's nerves too badly while she waits for the divorce to finalize and that one HOLY EFFIN GRAIL of a check arrives.


  24. 24

    Re: chiro – ha ha good point!

  25. 25

    This is why it is so important for same sex marriages to be recognized by the law…to protect the people who get shafted by their partner. Seriously, what rights does she have by law? I believe Tammy too. She probably was the one who was the "stay-at-home-mom", while Tammy made all the money. Well, now Melissa is gone and Tammy is left with all of the responsibilities, but w/ no money to do it. It's not so far fetched from what happens everyday to man and woman marriages, but in those cases the scorned person has rights by law that can protect them when their spouse abandons their family and responsibilities. Stay stong Tammy. Karma will come around for Melissa. The real victims here are the children.

  26. 26

    Melissa wanted to be treated equally and have the same rights to marry a woman. Tammy was obviously the stay at home mom, and now that Melissa wants a divorce she should be giving spousal support just like any father(moneymaker) would have to

  27. 27

    I'll never support anything Melissa Etheridge does again. For an "artist" she sure is insensitive.

  28. 28

    Umm Not a Melissa fan but get the facts straight. The Judge was shown PROOF that Melissa was paying the household expenses and everything for the children as well. It sounds like bitter labia going on with Tammy. No one knows all the facts. Maybe Tammy needs some meds like Mel. I felt for Tammy until she started keeping this in the public.

  29. 29

    Mario - Hey guess what….it's called a DIVORCE. Millionis go through them. They're not fair to anyone…especially the kdis. Guess what else…single mothers have to work…WE ALL DO IT….only there are those who complain and those who just do!

  30. 30

    Re: nekkedchickens – What is your point? That you had to do it so she should to? How about NO MOTHER should have to do it instead? Just because you suffered doesn't mean every other woman should. Shame on you.

  31. 31

    As a stay at home mother myself, I KNOW how easy it is to have nothing of your very own. With the marriage and the kids, everything becomes one…you simply stop having your own money, for fun, for savings, for ANYTHING. It's a partnership. Everything is SHARED. When the breadwinner decides they want to move on, they can. The stay at home parent is literally left with nothing to their name. And as far as Tammy getting a job, who's gonna watch the kids? Some crap nanny that Melissa chooses and pays for?? Yeah, I don't trust her judgment……

  32. 32

    Or… she could get a job ….. HMMMMMM

  33. whoev says – reply to this


    It was clear from the court proceedings yesterday that Ms. Etheridge has been paying all expenses. Tammy clearly lied/exaggerated when she said she was left penniless. She sounds like a creepy, whiny adult-child. I support myself and my kids. Do the same thing, honey.

  34. whoev says – reply to this


    Re: ItsMeDee – Read the news. It was clear from court yesterday that Tammy has, is and continues to be living large on Melissa's dime. The judge chastised her for basically lying about being broke. She's a pity hound.

  35. ass says – reply to this


    I love how you take sides before you know the whole story Perez. This amazing "reporting" style is going to ensure your site ends up dying, so keep it up.

  36. 36

    I don't think this is about free rides, about same sex marriage or about celebrity. It is not about pointing fingers and choosing teams. This is about what is RIGHT, FAIR AND BEST FOR THEIR CHILDREN. This two women are real people, with real feeling and real kids. It is unfortunate for the kids their struggle has been made public.
    When a couple divorces - and I don't care if it is a straight or gay couple - the breadwinner MUST help to support the kids and MUST help their ex, at least until they get back on their feet. This is NOT a nice thing to do. It is the RIGHT thing to do.

  37. 37

    Perez, butt the fuck out! You have no idea what's going on or what has gone on between those two, so for your to start a "team" whatever is, per usual for you, ridiculous and ignorant.

  38. 38


  39. slip says – reply to this


    Yeah its tough to have all of your needs taken care of by someone else. I can see why you would feel bad for her perez. And of course now she is trying to claim they were really married instead of in a partnership.

  40. JCE says – reply to this


    Re: nekkedchickens – Wow.. Why should she have to do any of that? I would not wish that on anyone. She is not ignorant nor is she unprepared for life. She was married to a woman who earned the money while she put her career on hold to raise both of their children. She was married to a highly successful woman in the entertainment business. How many interviews did we all see with Ms. Etheridge proclaiming her undying love to Tammy? Together forever …. ( interview with Cosby for example)
    Why would Tammy believe anything else? No she needs to pay up just like every other celeb… mel gibson, eddie murphey, paul mccartney. She will damage her career if she doesnt take the high road and she will pay far more in the long run. She WILL pay one way or the other. Why not save her reputation and look like the good guy …. "I fell out of love but I am taking good care of my family yada yada I think the reason why this is so upsetting to me is that I expect this type of behavior from a man but not a woman.

  41. 41

    A dillar
    A dollar
    Your tits make me holler
    But just like Kyle Boller
    You're on the wrong team

  42. JCE says – reply to this


    Re: JBRAZIL – I agree 100% well said

  43. 43

    this is really sad. Shame on Melissa

  44. 44

    Um, do you do any research or just decide to take sides? I don't really care which of them left or who's right but if you pay attention, it's being reported that it was actually PROVEN by Melissa's attorney in a court of law (which a judge obviously agreed with) that Ms. Tammy is getting $2,000 a month for expenses, etc. I'm no accountant but I think that amounts to over $100,000 per year. I think that she should certainly be able to support a family of 3 on that! Or does it all boil down to the same "quality of life" crap that she was used to? Get a job sister! That's how I pay bills for my family!

  45. 45

    Re: keedays – LOL, clearly I'm not an accountant! Um, it's only $24,000 a year. Yeah, maybe throw the bitch a bone, Melissa. :)

  46. 46

    enough with the boo-hoo poor me poetry. no wonder melissa left you. from what i read somewhere else she's already living in a home that belongs to melissa, with ammenities that belong to melissa. so pay your own way for once.

  47. 47

    She needs to learn some damn grammar. Sick of her poetry. How does she expect anyone to take her seriously when her blog looks like an emo 14-year-old's.

  48. 48

    Wow, it's amazing how close people are to Melissa Etheridge in here! Question, does anybody actually know why she left Tammy? Has anyone sat down and had an intimate conversation with her? Tammy should be using this as another example of why us gays should be able to get married, financial support! You don't "deserve" money just for being with somebody, you'll probably get it though. She "sounds" like a money hungry woman who thinks that living with a couple less luxuries is like being poor.

  49. 6one9 says – reply to this


    I'm currently going thru this same SHIT!! It sucks!! Thankfully “ my youngest is 15 and not a baby!!

  50. 50

    Never lose your income ladies!

  51. 51

    Watch out Melissa….KARMA is a bitch.

    and you of all people, being a cancer survivor, should be more grateful.

    Some people just forget how lucky they are, until they get hit in the ass again.

  52. 52

    MAybe melissa is a bitchy dude in her dealing but this chick seems even dumber posting "poems" or lame rhymes publicly! Doesn't she know that she isn't talented
    in that department and it makes her looks more the fool?

  53. 53

    TEAM MELISSA!!!!!!!!!!

    Get a JOB and start supporting (at least) yourself! Lord knows Melissa foot the bill on everything throughout your relationship. You have no reason to cry if your stupid ass did not work and did not have income to fall back on!

  54. 54

    How can anyone be "Team Tammy" or "Team Melissa" without any details as to what truly caused the break up.

    Too much mystery about the causes of the break-up. And what is suspicious is how the purportedly "wronged" and surprised Tammy does her bad rendition of Rosie O'Donnell's (bad rendition of) poetry to whine about common health conditions typically caused by too much eating and lazing about.

    Tammy has no health insurance? Why not? She shouldn't be whining to Melissa. She should be writing an open letter to Obama.

    She has full custody of the kids? If not, here's how its done: You WORK those days and weeks when Melissa has custody.

    I don't know what happened in the relationship but if Tammy's whining about normal, typical stuff which people face is any indication, I can understand why Melissa would have dumped her. lol

    And I've seen Melissa a few times in interviews lately. And she has a much ballsier, tougher stance on things. I think the gal actually grew a pair (and isn't gunna take it anymore).

    I wonder who is baby sitting Cristiano Rinaldo's baby, actually? Nannies? Himself? Does he have a mamma pitchin' in (his mamma not a babymamma). The moment we see a well-muscled stud not Cristiano pushing the pram we'll KNOW that something's up.

  55. 55

    Tammy was a stay-at-home mom. That doesn't make her a leach! As I found out, as a stay-at-home mom, and now Tammy is finding out…you can't trust someone even if you are married to them and have given them children. They will turn on you and leave you homeless, jobless and moneyless as soon as someone else turns their head. Melissa, at the very least, should be ensuring that the mother of her children and her children themselves have enough money for rent, gas and groceries until a more formal arrangement can be reached. Anything else is just low. Maybe Melissa is trying to show that Tammy can't support the kids so she can get custody? Who knows? But I'm team TAMMY for sure. And I used to really like Melissa. Shame.

  56. 56

    Two Words for Tammy ……GLORIA ALLRED……..STAT!!!!

  57. 57

    PS: Looks like Melissa's teeth are about to fall out after munching on acidious coochie for the past 30 years.

  58. Mimsi says – reply to this


    Re: TrannyTakesATumble – Raising children isn't
    "Sitting on your ass". You call your mom and ask her what she thinks
    about you ignoren statment. My mom was a stay @ home mom and we worked her hard. I have two children and I spent very little time "sitting
    on my ass"

  59. 59

    I'm getting sick of her blog fight in lyrical form. It was mildly interesting the first time but now it's just stupid. She isn't creative.

  60. 60

    I swear Tammy and Rosie O should get together for poetry blogging bonanzas! :)

  61. 61

    who knew melissa was the lesbian mel gibson? take care of your exwife and the woman who sacrificed her life to raise your children. step up mel.

  62. 62

    why does she have to write in lists?

  63. 63

    Melissa Etheridge is disgusting. Always thought so and nothing has changed in that department. In regards to Tammy´s blog… something is a bit disturbing. She talks about gallbladder, liver, MRI´s etc. Then talks about barf bags, how to pay etc. Is she sick, as in seriously ill? Almost makes me think she is talking about cancer or something.
    Maybe me just reading the wrong stuff into it. Melissa is still disgusting though. Can´t stand the woman. Hope Tammy finds some peace with the situation and meets someone nice.

  64. 64

    I wouldn't go on team Tammy too fast, I bet there's a lot we don't know. The one who keeps quiet has the most class.

  65. 65

    Re: whoev – thanks for that information. A divorce leads to court settlements. Tammy needs to calm down. She'll get more than enough. I'm still sad about Melissa's reputation. I'm disappointed.

  66. 66

    Melissa Etheridge is a self-indulgent DOUCHE! She should NOT be a mother!

  67. 67

    Poor thing. Melissa is a piece of shit.

  68. 68

    Re: MonicaW42
    um ALL stay at home mums survive on there partners earnings retard

  69. 69

    she needs to hush up already.. at first I felt sorry for her now she's just a presswhore ! You have no idea Perez what happens behind doors.

  70. 70

    I'm kind of sick of this bitch whining. Grow a pair. Get off your ass and deal. Get a studio apt in public housing and take the kids to the local food bank. Boo hoo. My niece gets 500 a month for two kids. Her old man is in the military, deployed to korea. Try that!!

  71. 71

    sick of all the asholes on here saying oh welcome to the real world this is what real women have to do with no money ect ect,……not the fucking point the point is she shouldnt have to be this broke and homeless.she built a life and had kids with a woman who makes bank for her telents yes but it was both of them that earned that fucking money theres two of you in it that make it work when you have a family…..melissas being a fucking bitch and thats that…poor kids.