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Dick Cheney Had Heart Surgery & Didn't Tell Anybody!

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That's what we call flying under the radar! (Or no one giving a shiz about you anymore!)

Former Vice President Dick Cheney had heart surgery last week when he "began to experience increasing congestive heart failure."

Now that he is in recovery, Dick and his peeps released a statement about the ordeal, explaining that he had entered a "new phase" of his battle with heart disease and decided to take action. The statement reads:

"After a series of recent tests and discussions with my doctors, I decided to take advantage of one of the new technologies available and have a Left Ventricular Assist Device (LVAD) implanted. The LVAD is a small implantable pump that improves heart function and will enable me to resume an active life.

Last week I underwent surgery at Inova Fairfax Heart and Vascular Institute and had an LVAD implanted. The operation went very well and I am now recuperating. "

It must be nice to be old and have a lot of old money to be able to pay for such things. Too bad the rest of the senior citizens in America can't say that. If only someone had taken better care of them during their time in the White House…

No word yet if Dick is still in the hospital or not and no word if his best pal Georgey went to visit him.

[Image via WENN.]

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92 comments to “Dick Cheney Had Heart Surgery & Didn't Tell Anybody!”

  1. 1

    He has a heart?

  2. 2

    I really can't stand the fact that our tax dollars are used to keep this evil man alive.

  3. 3

    Shut up Indigo. Does your father have a heart? Guess not you hateful prick.

  4. 4

    Hope he makes a full recovery (and stops being such an ass).

  5. 5

    Maybe if they water boarded him his heart would be in much better shape.

  6. 6

    Is he dead yet?

  7. 7

    The Devil does not want him YET.

  8. 8

    Unless he is on the waiting list for a heart transplant, he really doesn't have long to live.

  9. 9

    Plenty of people care he is a huge contributer to the oil spill and I for one would like to hear what he has to say

  10. 10

    ….die, die, die….that heart didn't give out yet…oh that's right he doesn't have a real heart….

  11. 11

    fuck him.He is an evil bastard

  12. 12

    Re: Twoboys2 – Are you out of your fucking mind? Do you think that Cheney used "our tax dollars" for his surgery? Do a little research on Cheney and you will see that he's made assloads of money in the private sector. His salary in his various public servant roles is fucking chump change compared to what he made in the real world. When you do your research, you will learn that he was the youngest White House Chief of Staff ever…in the history of this country. You are a fucking moron. Dick Cheney is not.

  13. 13

    Re: secretfluff – Hey, don't bring my family into this you fat fk! Everything's bigger in Texas!

  14. 14

    Re: Indigo – they he and other republicans have acted the 8 years i wondered that myself. What runs through his veins are pure evil

  15. 15

    If I 'member correctly, Perez, you were too busy hatin' on Mel Gibson and Spencer Pratt to notice. Here's to hoping that Mr. Cheney makes a full recovery.

  16. 16

    To all the haters - karma ia a bitch - watch what comes back at ya!

  17. 17

    Mario, what an ignorant post. You may not care about Chaney but he is still a power player in DC and his opinion is still highly regarded. He accomplished a hell of a lot more than dumb and dumber, who are currently in office. To rest of the as$es calling Cheney "evil", I highly doubt they know how the government works, who represents their district, their senator and the name of the current VP.

  18. 18

    Re: twk601 – Trying to push the blame off to Haliburton? Oh wait…Are you a believer in the NWO too? ha-ha-ha.

  19. 19

    Wow, some of the comments here…okay almost all of them pretty well show why there is no civility in Washington, there is none in the rest of the country either. Too bad we can't just disagree with ones policies but not hate them personally. I have never been a fan of Bill Clinton or Obama but I don't wish them dead. Good grief.

  20. 20

    Good heavens, such hatred. Not hard to tell where this blog's politics lie. As an older American with heart trouble, I also can expect good medical care, such as Dick Cheney got. That is until the Prince of Darkness Obama's health care bill kicks in. Then, Katie bar the doors, we oldsters will be encouraged to Die Qickly.

  21. 21

    i work in the cardiac department at inova fairfax and we all had to sign a confidentiality agreement that we wouldn't tell anyone he was there. welp, now its out!

  22. 22

    Re: poodlewithamohawk – Amen, Poodle!

  23. 23

    Re: Jessmac1213 – Agree! Pure evil and ice water.

  24. 24

    Re: Indigo – Re post #13 Jesus, what a little bitch you are! I hope you and your entire family go to hell. Once you jokers are there then I hope you go fuck yourselves. Fingers crossed :)

  25. 25

    Who really cares?

  26. 26

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Thanks! This is the first post of yours that doesn't include racist remarks! We know who you are!

  27. 27

    Gee, you lefties are so hateful. Obama wants to cut medicare payments and institute socialized medicine which rations care even more. He;s going to let old people die. How come you didn't comment about the murderer Ted Kennedy when he hopped on his private jet and flew to Duke University for his brain surgery even though very few people in this country could afford that? Hypocrite much?????

  28. 28


  29. 29

    Re: Indigo – Please, bitch. I've never said anything racist here. I love Condi Rice. Is that racist? No, you are only racist if you are completely white and you hate on non-white people. Look at Barry Obama: prick attended a black racist church and no one says anything cuz he's half black. If Barry was full on white then he wouldn't have been elected prez and we would still be talking shit about how a racist white asshole thought he could get away with attending that church for 20 years. Did you and your family make it to hell ok? Just wondering if I need to keep my fingers crossed…

  30. 30

    perez, you are such a terrible person. its ok for liberals to rip apart conservatives and say they want them dead, but god forbid someone says anything negative about obama and his team. Our country is facing a dangerous time, and it is scary, and it is all because the man in the white house who know nothing about this country. all he knows is how to destroy it. people are sooo clueless as to what is going on its digusting. dont you dare blame anything on cheney about healthcare. just you WAIT on whats coming to you when obamacare starts up….just you effing wait. thanks a lot for voting for him

  31. 31

    Re: Indigo – cheney has a family. so its ok for you to mess with someone elses family but not ok for someone else to say something about yours? that makes sense

  32. 32

    [re=5206752]Re: twk601[/re WOW. #9 YOU ARE TRULY CRAZY.

  33. 33

    Wait….Dick Cheney has a heart?

  34. krene says – reply to this


    Wow Perez, you're heartless. And its funny that you say that about him, when Obama has fucked healthcare even more than it was before. Fuck off.

  35. 35

    You know, Perez…. You at least usually say… get better soon at the end of your articles… and you didn't. whether the man was right or wrong… evil or good…he is just a man. And, you just focused on how no one cares about him anymore so he was able to keep it out of the press. That was just mean. You know, people need to take care of their finances even if they are making just 20,000 a year. He has worked hard all of his life and he was able to take care of his health financially. Good for him. Grant it… I am not a big fan of his… but this is life. and we are always too quick to put someone else's aside b/c we don't like them. That's so sad…and so are some of the comments on this subject. We have become such a hateful society that people don't even think twice (only on their own life) on how important and precious life is…

  36. 36

    Re: White Chick – And when that happens, I suppose it's gonna be okay that only rich fuckin pigs like Dick LetsinvadeIraq Cheney will be the only people having these life saving surgeries?

  37. 37

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver
    I see you are still a dickhead!
    Two thirds of the cost of Cheney and his families healthcare is paid for by tax payers as it is for all Presidents and Vice presidents for life.
    All other federal employees are also supported in this way by the Federal Employees Health Benefits Program.
    We all know Cheney is rich with his Halliburton (crime inc) after ripping off America in iraq and building crappy wells in the gulf for BP… NOTHING TO BE PROUD OF….. MUCH LIKE HIS WHOLE LIFE!
    CHENEY & BUSH should be jailed for life!!
    Inova Health System is Northern Virginia's leading not-for-profit healthcare provider.

  38. 38


  39. 39

    Re: Ohiogirl – Its already comming back on him. or did you forget he shut his friend or the new orleans thing. i don't wish him death but I want justice.Re: poodlewithamohawk – you sound like fool.Re: wirelessmom – The prince of darkness was bush my friend.

  40. 40

    LVAD is not a long term outcome procedure, but an in term one. How odd, Dick less Cheney on a portable battery pack, and Osama Bin Laden attached to dialysis.
    Real life comic book villeins in there twilight………….
    Can't wait1

  41. 41


    "I think that freedom means freedom for everyone. As many of you know, one of my daughters is gay and it is something we have lived with for a long time in our family. I think people ought to be free to enter into any kind of union they wish. Any kind of arrangement they wish."

    Not everything is black and white you cumstained POS

  42. 42


    "I think that freedom means freedom for everyone. As many of you know, one of my daughters is gay and it is something we have lived with for a long time in our family. I think people ought to be free to enter into any kind of union they wish. Any kind of arrangement they wish."

  43. 43

    Re: lakeworthbob
    Benazir Bhutto said that Osama Bin Laden is dead. He was dead before 911…
    The Fake bin Laden Audio Tapes are made at Ramstein Air Base in Germany.
    Italian French and German government officials have made the same claim or stated the same belief!
    Osama Bin Laden is a dead nemesis perpetuated by the US government..
    A week after making these claims Benazir Bhutto was assassinated on 27 December 2007.

  44. 44

    yep, tax dollars….NOT his money…OUR tax dollars paid for this fancy operation!!!! If anyone thinks the Obama healthcare bill isn't needed….check to see if YOU could get this operation or ANY old person on medicare!!!! OR your high cost company healthcare plan, for that matter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  45. 45

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Get real!!!!!!!!!!!! The healthcare program for the current and former government employeesis KILLER!!!!!!!!!!! If only regular people could have such a great plan!!!

  46. 46

    Re: thehomeslice
    Bush and Cheney where the most anti gay people to every hold office!
    What Cheney says after he leaves office really means jack shit! He acted against those beliefs while in office while having a gay daughter… DISGUSTING thing that he is!
    He and bush should be in jail!

  47. tinyt says – reply to this


    An LVAD is a pretty serious device to have inserted into the body by the way. That means his health is in very very serious trouble. Congestive heart failure isn't regularly treated by an LVAD.

  48. 48

    Hey Chaney, how come a lot of American boys & girls are not coming home?

  49. 49

    Take a good look people. that is what PURE EVIL looks like!

  50. 50

    shut up you assholes, if your father/mother/daughter/son/cousin/aunt/uncle/grandmother/grandfather/etc etc etc had this happen to them you would feel a huge amount of grief. how can you be so heartless and say that about a real human being?

  51. 51

    who cares, he's just wasting oxygen at this point..DIE already you evil bastard

  52. 52

    Re: pbrennan – Big fucking deal. The point is that if he didn't have the "killer" healthcare plan from his public service then he would still be able to afford top of the line healthcare from the cash he made as a successful businessman in the private sector. Only liberals are so anti-capitalism that they see a politician making money in the private sector as a bad thing. Kinda funny that no one here contested my assertion that Barry Obama is racist as he attended that racist church for 20 years. Liberals make me sicker than Cheney's heart.

  53. KateT says – reply to this


    People should really have a little respect for a statesman who served the country despite your disagreements with his political philosophy.
    And Mr. Cheney has done well for himself and most likely is footing his own bill as last I heard we are all living in a free state and responsible for our own medical care.

  54. 54

    white chick? talking to me? I am Mexican… don't be fooled by the name… I can tell what kind of person you are by your ignorant comments….

  55. 55

    Re: KateT – How did Cheney serve his country? By receiving 5 draft deferments during the Vietnam War? Or by helping to start two wars where the company he was CEO of (Halliburton) would be the biggest private contractor earning 11 Billion dollars?

  56. 56

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – 52

  57. 57

    Tick … tick … TICK … hehehe.

  58. 58

    Re: Aussieone – Thank you Aussieone! Eldridge is a racist DOG!!

  59. 59

    Re: Indigo – Aussieone is a piece of shit so it's no wonder that you two are pals. Aussieone says the shit I write here is so stupid that people won't retort to my postings then he goes and replies to me not once but twice. It's clear what Aussieone's agenda is: he is gay and super bitter that Barry Obama hates him so he blames Cheney. He is a moron and you support morons. How the hell is hell treating you and your family?

  60. 60

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver – Did you know that Kathleen Cleaver is alive and on the faculty at Emory School of Law? I wonder how she would feel about your use of her husbands name for your racist rants? She may shut you down, you pig!

  61. 61

    You mean he has a heart? Wow!

  62. 62

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver
    Fuck you are a clown!!!
    Can you read what I wrote ?
    "THAT'S BECAUSE YOUR SHIT IS SO STUPID IT HARDLY NEEDS RETORT!" NOT as you changed it to "that people won't retort to" you…
    So now we have cleared up that part of your stupidity the rest is too fucking pathetic to really care about!
    But knowing that you have no life but this… Gay, Straight or Bi there all fine with me… You meant it as an insult I see nothing wrong with any of them…
    As for your shit about hell.. that shit about heaven and hell are from your myths not mine…
    SUCK A DICK YOU RACIST, STUPID, LYING KUNT! and get a life you sad fucker.

  63. 63

    Re: Indigo
    I think its funny that it uses Eldridge Cleaver name.. I mean using the name of a dead person while telling you that your going to hell for speaking honestly about Cheney.. That shit is crazy funny!
    Eldridge Cleaver only became a Republican and a Christian to have his criminal record erased… In 1986 he lost his run for a United States Senate seat… a democrat won LOL again SO Crazy its funny!!
    I laugh when I see its name and its fucked up posts!

  64. 64

    Evil Dick Cheney has no heart. If he did he would not support and be a part of a political party that considers his gay daughter to be less than a full citizen entitled to the same rights as all other people. I hope this evil fuck dies a painful lonely death. I have compassion for all people that lost loved ones in Darth Cheney's illegal war for oil. Fuck you Cheney! Tick Tock Tick Tock, the clock is running out. See you in hell.

  65. 65

    Re: Indigo – Who gives a shit about Eldridge Cleaver's stupid wife? I certainly don't. I use the moniker as Cleaver became a Republican in his later years but mostly because it's an alias used in one of my favorite movies: Fletch Lives. How in the fuck can you defend someone who infamously acknowledged the serial rape of several white and black women, and stated that "rape was an insurrectionary act?" Oh, you're fucking psycho, that's how you do it. I hope you tell the widow Cleaver that I'm using her piece of shit dead hubby's name as my moniker.

  66. 66

    Re: Twoboys2

    What the fuck are talking about, you dumb shit! What tax dollars? You really think your welfare ass paid for this?

  67. 67

    Re: White Chick

    I love you.

  68. 68

    Re: Aussieone

    Hey Aussiehole, I usually don't bother replying to you because all you do is go to your left-wing sites, copy and paste anything you can find and try to fool people into thinking you have some idea what your talking about, truth is, you're an anti-America, borderline illiterate asshole. If you knew anything about Cheney, you would know he sold, and cut all ties with Halliburton before he ran with Bush. The problem with you is that you want everyone to think you are relevant… you're not. Please respond in your own words so everyone can see what a fucking idiot you really are. Oh, and be prepared to defend your dual-citizenship that you say you have. Go crawl back into your mommy's pouch, Aussiehole.

  69. 69

    Re: festus11
    You always reply to me and each time i prove you a full of shit asshole with a far to keen interest in gay sex to really be straight!
    Cheney five years at Halliburton (crime inc) , immediately before becoming Vice-Presiden.
    He earned earned forty-four million dollars during his tenure.
    He left out his role at Halliburton from all his papers before becoming VP.
    He claimed he "severed all my ties with the company when questioned about his relationship with Halliburton. Addressing the ties only after Halliburton where awarded $11 Billion dollars in no bid Iraq and Afgainistain defence contracts.
    He failed to inform the public and the congress that he continue to collect deferred compensation worth approximately a hundred and fifty thousand dollars a year, and he retained stock in the company. Stock options worth more than eighteen million dollars each year of his first term as VP.
    He announced that he will donate proceeds from the stock for his second term to charity. HE NEVER DID!
    He still is a major share holder of Halliburton you dickhead!
    He lied to everyone that Iraq was behind 911 for 7 years!
    As far as the rest of you retarded rant…
    Why would I have to defend my dual-citizenship asshole what difference does it make to me what you believe ? NONE! I dont give a fuck!
    You dumb kunt GO crawl back into your mums cooch!

  70. 70

    No wonder he fights dying so hard he knows where he is going when he dies.
    Satan's spawn must still be doing too much good for the dark side to be taken down where he belongs.
    Who knew he had a partial human heart? I though it was all an antique mechanical cash register.
    Why can't we make him pay for his spare parts? He has more money than the country does, he should pay! Not us!

  71. @v@ says – reply to this


    Hey, don't be mean. Dick survived five draft deferments; he can survive this.

  72. 72


  73. 73

    I wonder when liberals will realize they are the laughing stock of America and are just basically the equivlent of a library full of fiction books.

  74. 74

    Re: Aussieone – HAHAHAHAHA Please nobody take this dude seriously. He use to come on here with different screen names, using them all at once, like SuperSongBird or Pretty n Pink. His ideals are just liberal hogwash which have been proven to not work. Similar to how Obama is ruining this country and has the approval rating to prove it. Oh and btw AussieRetard, everyone can google a person or particular group of people and then copy and paste what they have done wrong. No one is perfect, except for probably me.

  75. 75

    Won't this fuck every die

  76. 76

    Die DICK

  77. 77

  78. 78

    Re: SnowBoarder4LIFE
    Everyone can check up on you with a sime google of these terms:
    site:perezhilton.com perez hilton SnowBoarder4LIFE liar
    site:perezhilton.com perez hilton SnowBoarder4LIFE tell the truth
    They can see what a dumb wanker you are and LLl the lies you tell… ALL FOR THEM SELVES!
    THEY CAN ALSO GOOGLE YOUR NAME AND THIS: The kid and snowboarder4life are this website joke…
    It explains your bullshit post here doesn't it ?
    SuperSongBird and Pretty n Pink are two completely separate people from me but people can google that to for themselves. So besides lies what else you got bitch ?

  79. 79

    Re: White Chick – Oh you poor sad ignorant fool!

  80. rayna says – reply to this


    Wow. A lot of haters here. Obama is the antichrist compared to Cheney. Cheney evil? Obama is willfully dismantling this country, willfully destroying it because he wants a one world government with even more power for himself. Everything he does is against the will of the people. Anybody complaining about tax dollars used for Cheney's surgery - which is ZERO tax dollars, in light of what Obama spends our trillions on has got to be a complete moron.

  81. 81

    on the news last night they said the surgery he had to pretty much the last step before he needs a heart transplant…or at least get one installed in the first place.

    i'm an organ donor, but i think i should write "Dick Cheney can't receive any of my parts" just to cover my bases.

  82. 82

    Re: rayna
    Republicans started the bailouts under bush.
    No nation on earth can fight one let alone two wars and at the same time give everyone tax cuts.
    Bush screwed America when he launched the Iraq war $3.6 trillion for a war to find nonexistent WMDs
    During every US recession the US government has spent its way out of it!
    President Clinton left President Bush a booming economy and a $237 billion surplus. Australian Reserve Bank
    President Bush left President Obama, a nation headed for a depression, a $1.6 trillion budget deficit, an unpaid war in Iraq $3.6 trillion and unpaid liabilities estimated to be $7 trillion dollars. Australian Reserve Bank.
    Whats the Republican solution to the mess they caused ? Blame Obama and call for tax cut for the Rich which is part of the cause of the mess… Where do you think the $1.8 trillion to pay for the Tax cuts is going to come from ?

  83. rayna says – reply to this


    Re: Aussieone – Hey aussieone - are you even an american? if not, shut up. everything you say is gross distortion and lies, completely false assumption and conclusions, the typical radical propaganda. Obama lied about everything he campaigned on and that's ok with you? He threw out a wasteful trillion dollar plus 'stimulous' that hasn't nearly been spent that he'll spend on campaigns for the Dems. He created his own surge that he blasted bush on. After 2 years it's still Bush's fault? You are a desperate fool!! You think Obama wouldn't throw you kool-aid drinkers under the bus? You're refusal to see the truth is a mental disorder.

  84. rayna says – reply to this


    Re: Aussieone – hey you aren't even american. shut up you fool. your statements are preposterous, outright lies. obama lied about everything he campaigned on. even for those brain dead enough to think after 2 years it's still bush's fault - why hasn't obama done anything to help it? you are the stupidest poster in this entire thread. yet you're an expert on american politics, an autralian. you're comments are worthless.

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  86. 86

    Re: Indigo

  87. 87

    Re: Eldridge Cleaver

  88. 88

    Death would be too sweet a happening for that bxtxrd. Let him live a long painful life, with waterboarding every other day, give him some of his own medicine. I never thought it was possible to hate someone as much as I hate him. His mother should have had an abortion, the world would be a better place. Let him suffer for a looooooooong time, he deserves it.

  89. 89

    Re: rayna
    Thanks for the rant without any substance NOW which statement/s do you claim is a/are lie/s ?
    Top Senate Republican Jon Kyl (R-Ariz.) insisted on Sunday that Congress should extend the Bush tax cuts for the wealthiest Americans regardless of their impact on the deficit, even as he and other Republicans are blocking unemployment insurance extensions over deficit concerns. -politifact
    He has joined by all other Republicans in calling for the Bush taxs cuts for the rich to stay in place! John Boehner (R-Ohio): We will go to November on a platform of keeping the Bush Tax cuts.
    All the figure are fact so whats the lie fucker ?
    You clearly don't know shit about me and I don't care to share what you can already find on here yourself!
    So quit your bullshit wanker! Put up or shut up!

  90. 90

    Re: rayna
    Still no reply from you!

  91. 91

    Re: Aussieone – Right, of course! cheney's a product of one of the best socialized-care systems used by all of our Washington bureaucrats. Of course cheney has a boatload of $$ from his Halliburton, etc. ventures, but all of that was garnered because of his government career-involvements & legalized kickbacks. It's just pathetic that the likes of krene, whitechick, et.al., like so many Americans, refuse to actually READ real facts and are content to be brainwashed by the Faux/limbaugh/beck propaganda machines.

  92. 92

    Re: leeciemom
    Agreed :)