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Lindsanity's First Tell-All Interview Is On Its Way!

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Well, would you look at that?

Barely a week after her prison sentence and she's already ca$hing in!

Lindsanity LOLhan has reportedly sat down for her first tell-all interview since Judge Marsha 'Cut A Bitch' Revel laid down the cold hand of the law and sentenced the hard-pAArtying wacktress to 90 days in the slammer, and we can only imagine what kind of amazing, cracked out lies are going to be spewing from that mouth this time around!

We hear she even tries to lie through her teeth about explain how her maaagical passport mysteriously disappeared during her trip to Cannes to promote her yet-to-be greenlit, yet-to-be filmed imaginary movie Inferno!

Expect to be glued to the screen, folks - Lindsay is sure to be on her A-game with this one!

We originally thought this was a STOOPID decision on her part, but then we remembered that gurlfriend can make BANK off of this shiz!

And at the end of the day, she's a Lohan through and through - right down to the delusional, famewhoring meth-face!

So go right ahead, bb, keep pimping your over-entitled denial right out!

[Image via WENN.]

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24 comments to “Lindsanity's First Tell-All Interview Is On Its Way!”

  1. 1

    You sound a little jealous, Pumpkinhead.

  2. 2

    i still can't believe she's thinks playing the biggest, nastiest, raunchiest skank in history is a good career move…………

  3. 3

    Good for her! She has to pay her attorneys, drug-dealers, doctors, pharmacists, and all of her various enablers.

  4. 4

    I'd like to play matchmaker and hook Lindsay up with her long lost soul mate……Joran Van Der Sloot!

  5. 5

    Holy shit Mario calm the fuck down.

  6. 6

    she is so fucking annoying
    and what i wanna know is why people are having a go at the judge. Linsey did coke and was pissed while driving not only once but twice, then gets caught drunk again, then doesn't bother turing up to alcohol classes because 'she has to provide for herself' (like no one else has too) and then goes to court with fuck you written on her nails. If she wasn't a celeb she would be serving years, not days. Good on the judge

  7. 7

    do not watch it! dont give her or the people paying her the satisfaction!

  8. 8

    Re: TexasBadBoy – No kidding! These two are both sociopaths. And she would love the publicity!

  9. 9

    She needs the cash and offers are on the table. She may as well do it.

  10. 10

    And, of COURSE she's going to make $$$ b/c people will WANT to watch–just to see MORE of her pathetic LIES… Just STFU and go to jail!! No one REALLY cares anyway… She NEEDS the help… But, then, since she can't seem to afford her legal representation, maybe she should go the State-Appointed route… Not like she'll be able to get off these charges, even IF she had OJ's attorney…

  11. 11

    What the heck is left to tell? There will be tears, excuses, blaming others, Carvel ice cream, etc.

  12. 12

    Love it Perez. You said exactly what I think. If a Lohan has their mouth open they're lying. Can't WAIT to hear who she blames for her troubles this time and also can't wait to hear her lie about these "movies roles" that do not exist. Bring on the Crazy!

  13. 13

    Re: carlyxoxo – do you know what you are talking about?: Serving years for probation violations? lol ignorant fuck.

  14. 14

    carlyxoxo Re: carlyxoxo – Totally agree with you! except for the years part :-) but yeah, Lindsay needs to shut up and go away. She got what she deserves

  15. 15

    she doesn't even have a meth face you stupid fuck and fyi we don't want your bullshit oppinions.

  16. 16

    Re: Poindexter-X – I love how you bring up Carvel in every Lohan post. Bahaha.

  17. 17

    PEREZ!!!! You can hate without making yourself look like a jerk!!! GEEEEEZZZZ you are ALWAYS so bitter towards thi girl, I'd like to know what she did to you!!

    Anyways your still my fav!! Love ya bitch!!


  18. 18

    Re: kimberly420 – then why are you on his site??? LOL I dont aggree with his attitude towrads her either and IO agree she dont have a meth face but why would you say that when you are ON his SITE reading WHAT HE WROTE. lol you haters make me laugh, perez is a bitch and WE LOVE IT

  19. 19

    figures.She has no other income.I think she is ridiculous-this is not helping her-everyone hates this chick.

  20. 20

    BITCH SIT DOWN and take your medicine

  21. 21

    A judge should bar her from cashing in; otherwise, she's being rewarded for bad behavior. And anyway, isn't she an actress? Clean up your life and get booked, sweetie! Time's ticking and once you go too far down the drug hole without trying to clean up/moderate your act, any hopes at a serious career are done.

  22. 22

    who care about this trash. i wont watch or read it!

  23. @v@ says – reply to this


    She has to pay her lawyer somehow, and 24/7 partying and two packs a day along with indiscriminate shopping and all ploughs through the cash in a hurry.

  24. @v@ says – reply to this


    Disaster capitalism at its worst. What I want to know is why mainstream media's standards are so low that they ambulance chase report, and PAY these skanks.
    I guess it beats having to get out of your swivel chair and actually rustling up a worthy story. Cesspool stuff, and going even lower.