Sexy Sarah Speaks Out On Daughter's Surprise Engagement
The news being heard around Alaska this morning is that Bristol Palin, daughter of Sarah Palin, is giving her mother a swift kick in her political ass yet again by agreeing to marry Levi Johnston, her baby daddy and bitter rival of her mother since he sperminated her with Tripp.
After Sarah Sexy stopped pacing her igloo and polishing her shotgun, she realized that she and Todd better release some kind of statement before the media adds "unsupportive mother" to her growing list of attributes.
Therefore, this morning, shortly after her backstabbing eldest plunged a knife in her back, Sexy Sarah released this statement to the press:
"Bristol at 19 is now a young adult. We obviously want what's best for our children. Bristol believes in redemption and forgiveness to a degree most of us struggle to put in practice in our daily lives."
In other words, girl is naive. That's what Sarah wanted to say, but couldn't, either because she wanted to spare her daughter's feelings or she couldn't spell it. (We're going with the latter.)
If Bristol and Levi actually make it down the aisle, we will be COMPLETELY shocked! We have a feeling that he is only doing this for publicity, while she just didn't read the fine print on her contract for being an abstinence spokesperson.
Keep the divorce attorney's on speed dial!
Congrats again, kiddies!
[Image via AP Images.]
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mario - you are the last person that should be ridiculing anyone's spelling. i'm surprised you can spell your own name……well, maybe you cant since you go by "perez hilton"……….
Perez honestly just stfu and STOP HATING!!! its her choice… whether its the right thing to do or not.
"After Sarah Sexy stopped pacing her igloo and polishing her shotgun" …. I believe this is the first time I actually lol'd at a Perez story. Probably because I could picture Sarah doing this.
Sheesh, you could say, "Good luck."
Tell me again why you hate Bristol. Oh yah shes a young girl and you are a closet serial killer waiting to sprout your wings.
I notice you havnt attacked Miley lately. Did somebody get a cease and desist letter.
He publicly apologized to Sarah Palin and appears to want to make things work out. At least they are trying to work this out - I'll give them credit for that.
'dem is a CRAZY family…now check out how CRAZY this voice is on YouTube…JESSICA SANCHEZ
Sarah Palin is NOT sexy. In most case's politicians are the dirtiest people on earth, even more so , when your a woman, with something to prove. Enough with the mockery, and dressing everything up, to look nicer than what it is.
The Palin Family is the gift that keeps on giving. I hope Caribou Barbie's head explodes and we never have to see her again.
The Sarah Palin family meltdown is fun to watch….This live a reality tv show gone wrong….LOL
This picture of Sarah Palin doing the "look at my hand–yup, I've got stuff written on it" thing just summarizes SP. She isn't a serious politician. She's enamoured with the celebrity of being in the spotlight and having people pay attention to her and nothing more. Everything she says and does now is her "thing". She's no better than her future-fame-whoring-son-in-law!!
Re: caroaber –
Get a clue. You're on the **PEREZ HILTON BLOG** and you're complaining that sheesh, he could've just said good luck to them? Again, maybe you don't realize that you're on the **PEREZ HILTON BLOG.** If snarky sarcasm bothers you that much, this isn't the blog for you.
Also, we're talking about the Palin clan here. Anything other than snarky sarcasm wouldn't make sense.
trailer trash with money is still trailer trash. Bristol and Levi deserve each other
Mario you have a lot of nerve commenting on bad spelling YOU are the worst at it douche bag
If her daughter was afraid to talk to her mom why would anyone vote for her and make her president!
Stop calling this retard in heels sexy.
oh shut up perez…you can't even spell interesting you idiot.
I guess the story is she wants to get engaged "within six weeks" in Alaska.
I'm put money down right now that she's knocked up again. Sudden engagement, rush wedding…my bet is she'll announce a couple of months after the wedding that she's pregnant, and then the baby will be born "premature".
I'm no fan of S. Palin but I'm glad for Levi and Bristol. Good luck to them both.
Brsitol wants to have sex again… and trash is still trash
Whatever - they'll get divorced within 2 years. Marriages of 19 and 20 year olds are not longer successful or necessary! People live longer and don't need to start having babies right away like they did 100 years ago!
Hey Perez..before you talk about someone not being able to spell a word…check your grammar, too!
"Keep the divorce attorney's on speed dial! "
Keep your 'attorney is' on speed dial'?
Good call.
Re: seespeakhear – - You called it!
Anyway, it's not like Bristol is gonna do better.
This will be a mega thorn in Palin's side. Mark it down.
That famewhore, Levi, will reek havoc in that family. Young, dumb love. I hope I'm wrong.
If they stay out of Whoreywood, they may have a chance.
LMFAO! Perez, you are such an effing hypocrite. How can you stand yourself?!
Re: kleeow – Oh, quite the contraire. She is extremely seXy, which doesn't hurt in her endeavors. She's also quite smart, which is why she's one of the most feared women in politics. The liberals are scared to death of her. It's quite fun to watch them work themselves into a lather over her. LOVES IT!
Good for the Palins! I wish their family happiness. It's the best interest of the baby, Trip, that they all get along.
ps - Sarah is Sexy…Thank god for a pretty face and smart brained person to look in the political world.
Re: jess0062 – Wouldn't surprise me if she was pregnant. Would definitely not be the teen spokesperson for abstinence anymore, either! Young, dumb, stupid love.
Ugh I wish she would just go away!
Please everyone, when are we going to stop being so damn naive!! This is a well thought out calculated PR move for Sarah. You think for one minute Bristol just ran to the US Magazine first without running it by the Mama Grizzly. Sarah is running for President in 2012, ALL
When are we all going to stop being so manipulated and naive as a nation. This is a win-win situation for everyone, but to think for one minute that Bristol and Levi ran to US Magazine first to tell their story and Sarah knew nothing about it and Sarah is saying, oh well, Bristol is 19, she can make her own decisions. LOL, please, god help me. Believe me, the Mama Grizzly was consulted first and laid down the law of the land. Her camp is making sure all loose ends are tied up — She's running for PRESIDENT in 2012 folks!!. There must have been a series of meetings and discussions between Sarah, Levin and Bristol on how all of this was going to go down, this is all be orchestrated nicely behind the scenes…this is not beeing sloppily handled. For Levi to be accepted back into the family, Sarah must have given him the riot act - beginning with making a public apology for all those lies he told about the family. This is a win-win for everyone….again, Sarah's camp is prepping her to run for Prez….Sarah comes out looking like a forgiving person, Levi and Bristol can now be together which I think is a good thing for them and the baby, Levi doesn't have to worry about money, but the most important thing…Sarah looks like a forgiving person who can't do anything about it and will let Bristol and Levi live their life….what a forgiving hands-off gal that Sarah is.
Oh Yeah! I loooove weddings!
And that Levi….grrr!
Best wishes Palins!!
MARIO PEDIO!!! MARIO PEDIO HYPO!! NUF SAID, DOUCH
five bucks says Bristol gets knocked up again before the wedding!
There is an agenda here. Bet on it. She is either knocked up or Sarah is after bigger and better things and the image needs to be cleaned up. Keep watching.
I smell a RAT. I will bet any amount of $$$ that he is being paid BIG MONEY by Sarah to go along with this BS. Just after the midterm elections, she will announce her bid to run for President. This will make it all PERFECT for her. Old the old blue-haired ladies will just love this shit!!!
Re: A Voice of Sanity – hey voice of illiteracy, its WREAK havoc idiot, not reek.
Like all Palin Hate Propagandist, you seem to have left out the last part of Sarah's comment on her daughter's engagement. hmmmm ….guess it was a mistake. She clearly wishes them well. Its just more hate from the liberals who fear her and seek to spread lies about her non stop. We are watching you so its not going to work. Palin's last line was:
"We pray that, as a couple, Bristol and Levi's relationship matures into one that will allow Tripp to grow up graced with two loving parents in his life."
Sarah clearly is saying ..Bristol herself is still a kid mentally, but hey she is grown up enough to have had a baby. If she wishes to marry her baby's daddy, that's her choice…good luck. Sarah is correct. She and Todd have no say in the matter. To announce this via a tabloid is slimmy to say the least after all her parents have gone through for her and her baby. The kids will need the money after the cameras have gone.
America………Actions have consequences.
Not what was said……..You interjected Bristol is afraid to speak to her Mom. NO WHERE does Bristol imply this. They sold the story to US magazine, a TABLOID for $$$$. I am sure the Palin girls are on good terms.