Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We've all seen what a scummy, lying piece of shit this man is, so we wouldn't put it past him! But she's an effing psycho - so honestly, who knows?
Jesse James is currently in the middle of a nasty custody battle with
the nurse on the cover of that Blink182 CD his ex-wife Janine Lindemulder, who is now claiming that he hired a private investigator in 2006 to get her jailed for tax evasion!
According to Lindemulder's lawyer, James hired investigator Brad Martin to spy on his client, and pass along information to an IRS agent named Todd Anderson, who was instrumental in uncovering the charges that they eventually brought against her.
Jesse admitted that he DID in fact hire a private investigator, but he maintains that it was only so he could find out where his ex-wife had taken their daughter, Sunny!
The judge, however, found all of this information irrelevant to the case, as Lindemulder pled guilty to those charges when it was all going down and had no business in their current case!
These two are so unbelievable. We hope the judge listens to all of their bullshit and does what's best for Sunny by giving NEITHER of them full custody of her.
Isn't there any way they can just send her back to Sandra?!
That poor, poor little girl. Our heart really breaks for her.
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