Hoooooly shit. We've seen a lot of exquisite, truly amazing mugshots, but this one takes the effing cake!
We wonder if that's the face that Lindsay Lohan sees when she over does it on the ambien and meth!
That stud muffin pictured above is Jesse Thornhill of Tulsa, who was arrested after allegedly
sacrificing a goat and worshipping his dark master Satan attempting to run over his landlord in a '96 Ford Windstar after an argument!
He was charged with assault with a deadly weapon, and we're frightened to discover that he has been bonded out. Which means, all you fine folk in Tulsa, he's coming for you next!
We want to know where you go to get horns implanted into your head! Do people actually do that?!
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