Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Toddlers and Tiaras never ceases to horrify us!
Check out this video of a 10-year-old getting her eyebrows waxed for the pageant — pretty unnecessary if you ask us!