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Beyoncé's Dad Is Going To Teach Aspiring Pop Stars How To Be Like Beyoncé! We Can't Make This Shizz Up!
Ever wanted to take a master class in Beyoncé??
We'll you're in luck, because Bey's former manager and father Matthew Knowles, is offering up a day-long intensive course at Houston Community College Central on September 13, titled, "The Entertainment Industry: How Do I Get In?"
Sounds like a BEY-utiful experience, no?!
Per the school's website, the course involves:
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NO ONE gives her a second thought; even her ex. Hence her desire to constantly be in the spotlight and the "LOOK AT ME" attitude.
"I actually haven't stayed in touch."
TRANSLATION:
"Kate Gosselin is dead to me." — Tony Dovolani
GO HOME AND BEAT OFF LIKE A GOOD TV DINNER.
How about Madonna? She can dance. All this Lady Gaga bullshit makes me appreciate Madge even more than I already did. I grew up with Madonna's music. She's had a bigger influence on me than my own mother. LOL… I listen to Like A Virgin everyday, and repeatedly. It's like a lullaby to me. Madonna has been a singer, dancer, actress, director, and an author of a dozen children's books. Madge wrote about sex before Candace Bushnell even THOUGHT about it. No one will ever have a career like Madonna, not even Gaga. She's in better shape than most of the 30 year olds I know. I have 4 friends at Madge's website already and I've never even posted there. My stupid computer has cookies I can't get rid of. And I don't mean Oreos. LOL
Amen to that Tony!
Love this guy!!!
He can't say what he really feels or his ass would be grass but I'm sure it would be something like "why would I want to stay in touch with her, she is the biggest bitch I have ever met. Those were the worst weeks of my life when I was trying to teach her to dance."
I think her reality TV reign is coming to an end soon.
Anna Kournikova would be great on DWTS - do it!
Give it up for tony how many people would be able to put up with someone like that for one day let alone several weeks 8+ hours a day. It's a show when It's over they need to go back to their families and recoop. Get ready for meek season hope they give him someone good he deserves it.