Home Videos Photos

Inferno Director STILL Wants Lindsanity!!

| Filed under: Icky Icky PooLindsay LohanFilm FlickersLegal Matters

ap100706145412lilo__opt1.jpg

Well this dumbass is clearly taking a course in 'how to ruin your career before you even get it off the ground!'

Matthew Wilder, the young director who was foolish enough to cast the trainwreck that is Lindsanity LOLhan in his yet-to-be-made film Inferno as the lead - pornstar Linda Lovelace - is not only still standing behind the hard-pAArtying wacktress, but has somehow managed to convince the film's financiers to hold off on production until she is released from jail!

STOOPID.

He reveals:

“We still have financial backing in place – in fact the financiers have doubled their efforts to get the movie made since Lindsay was sentenced. I want people to know that we are all still behind Lindsay 100 percent and that we have not approached anyone else to play the part of Linda Lovelace. We are waiting to see how her schedule pans out. If she’s released too close to Christmas then we may wait until 2011 until we start filming- but we will just have to wait and see. I think the sentence was harsh and to some extent she was a victim of her own celebrity but we all still want her for Inferno.”

Really brilliant of them. Stand behind the notoriously unreliable cracked out jailbird who hasn't had a hit movie in four years!

We understand that she's probably the most 'authentic' looking person to play a drug-addicted slam pig, but heads up, people - make-up can do wonders!

Time to cast someone else!

What do U think?? How long will it take the director to realize his fuck-up and drop the LaLoca??

[Image via AP Images.]

Tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,

Worst Dressed Celebs Of The Week!
All The Cray New Oxford English Dictionary Words As Illustrated With Celebrities!
The Most Inspiring Movie Quotes From Robin Williams' Best Characters!
Robin Williams' Co-Stars' Miss Their Inspirational Leading Man And Their Friend! Their Mournful Statements Are Heartbreaking!
Robin Williams' Most Unforgettable Roles
Best Bikini Shots Of Summer 2014!
Email this  »

55 comments to “Inferno Director STILL Wants Lindsanity!!”



  1. 1

    First?



  2. 2

    …if she comes out of this relatively sober…it will still be a dark time in her life that she can transform to this dark subject matter….and with all the publicity, if the movie is decent….it could really work…..there are way bigger bombs….that Green Lantern looks like a bigger bomb than this….



  3. 3

    People need to realize that this dumb cun*t is box office poison. She should stick to B movies and straight-to-DVD films like "Labor Pains". People are SICK of her and her vapid family.



  4. 4

    WTF? Who writes these hate-filled posts? This is getting ridiculous!
    Perez Hilton is now acting like an actual stalker.
    Someone should try and shut this blog once and for all.



  5. 5

    blowjobs works wonders in hollywood!



  6. 6

    Please! They have to wait on her. No actress above the z list would touch this film with a 10 foot pole. Even Shannen Elizabeth and Tara Reid wouldn't stoop this low.



  7. 7

    Perez that illustration is very uncool. Isn't that slander of something?



  8. 8

    Listen pato bellaco, just because your head is so deep in CaCa's ass don't mean others are. Perhaps you and many, who think your word is the authority, don't believe or give the benefit of the doubt to others. But that doesn't mean that things can't change. Many sucessful directors have taken chances in ppl that to the majority seem unreliable and had turned things around. Quit putting ppl down, they already done themselve enough damage thank you very much. Instead of being so negative and pathetic, do something nice for a change.



  9. 9

    Why kick her while she's down? Lohan is a brilliant actress. Ok so shes a fuck up. Maybe someone finally focusing and believing in her talent will wake her up. Who would you rather see in it? That dreadful Twilight chick?



  10. 10

    They're probably just using her for the ratings she'll get because everyone will be wondering if she'll choke or not



  11. 11

    Rancid freckled snatch!



  12. 12

    Duh, who else could he get to do it? No real actress would touch this movie. I'm quite sure if he had his pick of actresses Lindsay would never have been considered for the part



  13. 13

    Did this douche even secure the right to use the name "Linda Lovelace" or will Lindsay be playing a gal named "Lisa Lovelorn"? LOL



  14. 14

    The director is a nobody with one film under his belt and no one takes Lohan seriously. If people are curious enough about the subject of the picture and seeing Lohan doing what she does best, which is a fool of herself, it might do alright financially. As far as the film being any good, I strongly doubt it.



  15. 15

    It is so SAD to see how fucking haters are alive in this World… And I am sorry Perez…wtf are you doing? You should support her like she would do with you* I dont get it! OMG i love some of ur posts like when they make sence…but all this stuff bout Lindsay…seriously?? stop it* just makes you look like your jealous…. sorry dude*



  16. 16

    I bet they hang on and wait - then she'll screw up when they start filming, and they'll have to fire her anyway——I also agree that they probably couldn't get anyone else to do this!



  17. 17

    oh you didn't want to post what I wrote….you are such a hypocrite….you are a pig Mario, have some respect this is a woman, we all know shes' messed up but to draw obscene things on her face like this shows how much class you have.



  18. 18

    powernapping



  19. 19

    good. its things like this that can help her stay on track *if she gets back on track* plus..they already did a couple promo poster with lindsay, so makes sense.
    i dont get all the hate perez. geez.



  20. 20

    Re: AvaLovesAbs

    You are a piggy cun*t.



  21. 21

    "I think the sentence was harsh and to some extent she was a victim of her own celebrity…"

    I've decided that the director is a f'ing idiot and that there is no way in hell that I'll be paying to see any of his work. Ever…



  22. 22

    They don't have any financing, they don't have a shooting schedule in place, it's all a lie. The only reason their movie was getting any publicity was because of their casting of this train wreck. Of COURSE they will wait for her.



  23. 23

    first of all, i'm sure this will be a small budget indie film. no one is expecting it to be a summer blockbuster. and if anyone knows anything about Linda Lovelace or has actually read her biography you would see it's a pretty amazing, harrowing life story. think of what small indie films like "Boys Don't Cry" or "Moster" did for Hilary Swank & Charleze Theron. Oscar anyone. and for those of you who are saying no other actress would touch this part, i beg to differ. lot's of respected actors have played porn stars in the past including Val Kilmer, Jullianne Moore, and Mark Walberg just to name a few. i'm sure if Lindsay comes out of jail and rehab for the better and does and amazing performance in this film, Perez will be the first to kiss her ass. remember how horrible he was to Brintney when she was having problems and now he acts like their best of friends. we all know Perez is a big two face fake. and by the way that illustration looks like something a 13yr old would do. time to grow up a little Mario.



  24. 24

    Re: Poindexter-X – and you are as classless as Mario…douchebag



  25. 25

    Re: Poindexter-X – wow you're hilarious



  26. 26

    Lay off Lilo - I'm hoping she comes out of this ordeal ready to work and live a saner life. I wish her the best - don't know why you are so vicious towards her!



  27. 27

    Re: Jhordyn – What movie was she brilliant in? I know she was good in the parent trap, but that was a million years ago.



  28. 28

    I'm surprised you aren't canvassing for this role you shameless pig! You probably blew out your gag reflex years ago, it would be perfect for you!



  29. 29

    Atleast there is so much hate for Lohan here cause I like lindsay but
    seriously perez aka mario you need to stop with your hate on lindsay
    she has enough drama in her life as it is hell she is going to prison
    then rehab give her a break will you…



  30. 30

    hahaha poor guy, first of al I don't think people would like to see his movie, and nobody want's to see lindsay in a movie again so good luck with that movie! (idiot)



  31. 31

    Re: redmond – hahaha yeah you are so right not even tara is that desesperate to act in this shit



  32. 32

    One– Matt W. is not exactly young

    Two– He is as mentally ill as Lindsay

    Three– Yes, I know him



  33. 33

    PEREZ!!! BEST SCRIBBLES ON THE PICTURE YET!!! FUNNY SHIT!!!



  34. 34

    Re: paulina=dan radcliffe fan #1 – Haha. Seriously. I couldn't imagine Tara Reid taking that skanky role! And I just can't stand when people talk about how talented she is! When the fuck did she ever exhibit any talent? (excluding the parent trap remake)



  35. 35

    Re: redmond – Her acting was awesome in Georgia rule. I mean I'm not saying shes oscar worthy, But compare her to current young hollywood actresses right now, ( Kristin Stewart, Selena Gomez etc) She wipes the floor with them.



  36. 36

    I for one would love to see her in another movie.



  37. 37

    What's with the cock picture to her mouth? I thought Loslag just cleaned canoe.



  38. 38

    Re: assmunchy

    Ohhh: Dish xx



  39. 39

    Who is insuring her? Surprised any one would back a losing bet. She is a fraction of the actress she was, if she can get back to normalcy she could redeem herself.

  40. npc25 says – reply to this


    40

    do you not see that these guys are using this to promote a film they have no money for.
    trust me when i tell you this is not happening



  41. 41

    PEREZ : Yo no estoy deacuerdo en que esta chica sea el mejor ejemplo, pero lo que si veo es que demuestras un odio obsesivo hacia ella, lo que mas que hacerte gracioso, ironico o simpàtico si quieres,,solo demuestra lo obsesivo e ignorante y falto de piedad que puedes ser, vamos actitud de perra, Mejor entiende lo que le sucede y en tu posicion apoyala como Humano que eres , no? Porque Sinceramente, que te da a ti derecho de publicar toda esta grasa excesiva de esta, … sabes no tienes que ser tan mantecoso en tu ira, informa con coherencia, y asi demostraras ser mejor persona espiritualmente, si eees que acaso conoces esa palabra y considera que serlo te abrira las puertas a todo tipo de A list.
    Ojala pudieras ser menos bipolar y en vez de criticar asi de culero, te medicaras.
    para controlar tu obsesion por la comida, tu falta de aceptacion propia, y la ira desmedida que solo eres capaz de soltar porl la lengua, ojala no seas tan vivora y mejore tu calidad de HUMANO!! Gracias. pd. Recuerdalo para tus deseos de año nuevo.

  42. damar says – reply to this


    42

    nice photo :)



  43. 43

    I am not a fan of Lindsay, however I think you went too far with your "drawing" on this photo of her. Perez that was just plain gross on your part. Should you in the future be at a very low point (and that could happen to you), would you want someone doing that to you. Very saddened at your lack of class and heart.



  44. 44

    it could be great if artfully done



  45. 45

    "you went too far with your drawing"?? people, for chrissakes, she signed up to play a porn star, I thought it was appropriate.
    And Perez– have you read ANY of the supposed screen play for this movie?? I think they're sticking with Lindsay because no actress in their right mind would play in this trash (i'm not saying it's trashy cuz it's porn– it's written with the sexual banter you'd expect from a sixth grader, and has some really effed-up scenes. Personally, I think she should just go with her gut and become an actual porn star– THOSE scripts are more convincing!!)



  46. 46

    Re: otakumarz
    To be fair to the screenplay it's ALL FACT. Read Linda Lovelace's autobiography; The abuse, rapes, drugs and the bit with the dog really happened.



  47. 47

    you are all idiots.. this director knows exactly what he's doing.. after Lindsay gets out of jail, everyone will focus their attention on her, and by supporting her from now, he got himself the hottest thing on the market in advance.. i dunno how you think, but obviously he's smart… he doesn't care about her personally, but it's good for business..



  48. 48

    Com'on Perez!
    Why do you make it seem that sucking a cock is a bad thing? You know very well that you and at least half the population likes to do it. It is so homophobic to suggest that sucking cock is something negative. I'll bet everyone who has a cock - likes to get it sucked - and where would we be if there weren't others who liked to do it and- more importantly - were good at it? Pull yourself together, man!

  49. pinki says – reply to this


    49

    Perez we all know you love taking the piss out of Lindsay, in fact you've made a career out of it but I think you need to chill out.
    Lay off the girl ffs. This picture is really tacky.

  50. pinki says – reply to this


    50

    Perez we all know you love taking the piss out of Lindsay, in fact you made a career out of taking the piss out of people.
    But come on. Lay off the girl ffs.



  51. 51

    HEY GUYS DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS REALLY REALLY SICK ABOUT PEE PEE AND HIS SICK DISGUSTING DRAWINGS? WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS TO LINDSEY HE WILL BE THE FIRST FAKE FUCKER TO GO HOW SAD, SAD. AINT THAT RIGHT DOUCHE WAD? THEN YOU'LL WANNA BE ALL OVER THE MEDIA TRYING TO SAY HOW YOU TRIED TO HELP HER AND I HOPE EVERY SINGLE PERSON THAT HAS A HEART WILL REMEMBER JUST WHAT A DOUCHBAG YOU WERE ABOUT HER. SOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  52. @v@ says – reply to this


    52

    I'm not sure on the wisdom of her going to the dark side in this movie post-rehab, but his loyalty is kind even if unpragmatic.



  53. 53

    Heavens NO!!
    NOONE will take that shite role
    that's why it hasn't been recast
    dumbass

  54. Hbee says – reply to this


    54

    Honestly Perez. you are Discusting, and you show know respect to anybody on your website unless its Lady Fuckin Ga Ga.
    Whats with your ridiculous markups on these images, you are foul.

    Lindsay may be a skank, but you surely would suck more dirty cock than she EVER would.

    Pull your head out your arse while your ahead. the rate your goin you will have no celebrity friends left… you little arse fucker!!



  55. 55

    Someone's been taking classes from Lilo's momma! What a better way to leech fame and free press then back someone everyone else is against. I smell a SuckSess due to Lilo's publicity stunt… I mean unfortunate incident… We all know this will be horrible, but we're all going to go to make sure she's had a "good recovery"