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No Early Check-In For LiLo!

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Despite the fact that Lindsay Lohan has the opportunity to check into jail early, which would avoid a media circus, Lindsanity is refusing to show up even one minute early.

The delusional actress is said to be so "freaked out" to be behind bars and away from drugs booze home, she is willing to "wait to the last minute possible" because she "has no desire at all to go to jail early."

Meanwhile, Lindsay's new lawyer Robert Shapiro has yet to file legal documents in Judge Marsha Revel's court saying he's her new lawyer.

Time is running out, Linds!!

T-minus 4 days until the big day!

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22 comments to “No Early Check-In For LiLo!”



  1. 1

    Fsh tacos and tossed salad gurl, dig in!



  2. 2

    no, she's not gonna check herself in early…she likes the "Media Crush"…wonder if little sis and Orange Oprah are gonna be spending the night in jail with her?



  3. 3

    Don't wear your shirts inside out Lindsey…



  4. 4

    I don't think she's delusional. Actually its a calculated move…what better way to keep yourself relevant before you go into the slammer..Have all the cameras in on your entrance..create a hype…will put you all over the news..and your exit would be even bigger…LOL..Work it Lindsay….



  5. 5

    So if you rearrange the paragraphs copy and paste articles that makes it not Plagiarism. Almost word for word. Typical FatBoy.
    No wonder no one wants to advertise here.



  6. 6

    Have some dignity for yourself and avoid looking like a stupid, attention-seeking bitch and go to jail early, even if it's only a day early. Ugh. She's such a narcissist.



  7. 7

    I bought myself a bottle of dom perignon. I can't wait to open it on Tuesday! What time does she have to go in?? 8:30 am right?



  8. 8

    It's all a waste of time if Lindsay can still take her prescrption pills in jail.
    -
    BTW, Lindsay, who is your doctor giving you all this shit?
    I need a hookup so I can chill out for the rest of Flopbama's one-term. My Navy trained doctor, won't give me shit.



  9. 9

    what did ya get linds



  10. 10

    This little HollyWeird 'Whorelette' (NOT 'starlette') will soon be getting what she deserves. WHO does she think she is…NOBODY is above the law ! Not even some coked-out, duck-lipped cock-sucking some-time LESBO actress (and I use the word 'actress' loosley !) . WOW ! Talk about a descent into the HollyWood cliche of drugs and booze. And, don't feed me any of that crap re she had crazy parents, she has been working since she was 9 years old, etc., etc….GIVE ME A BREAK! ! This self-entittled shit-head BITCH could afford the BEST THERAPY around, IF that what was required ! Time to start acting your age, Hun ! Lord knows, you look 40 ! ! Try and act even half of that !



  11. 11

    She smells, too ! ! But, Sam already knows that !



  12. 12

    well if robert has yet to file legal papers and the big day is jsut 4 days and we have a weekend now its very short notice!!. sounds like he wanted to be assocaited with her for 5 minutes of fame and if lindsay wasnt so crazy she would probally have seen the signs silly girl. could her nose be any more in the air there?? cant bear stuck up people!!.



  13. 13

    she can't be that stupid. well….no, nevermind. i still think she will turn herself in early. nothing would be better than to see the bailiff putting the cuffs on her. she'll probably resist.



  14. 14

    Any rational person would go in early to avoid the crush of media.

    It's sick to think it, but I suspect she really does live for the attention…



  15. 15

    she may get the adderral or whatever it is, but she won't get the dilaudid. that's for sure. they'll review all her meds as soon as she steps in there and that will be the first one to get cancelled. she better start kicking it now because it's a bitch to kick and they don't care if she's puking and climbing the walls.



  16. 16

    I can't wait to see her crying as she's hauled off. Total loser.



  17. 17

    who would want to go to jail early?? sheeesh give her a break u fat pigs



  18. 18

    The first night in jail Lindsay is going to ride her palm and squirt her precious love juices all over her cell.

  19. Jayla says – reply to this


    19

    LOL I remember when Paris "secretly" checked into jail while her window was rolled down so the camera men could film her and her mother inside the car crying.



  20. 20

    wooo hoo ! git the barbeque goin, and ill tap the keg ! were gonna have us a shin dig !



  21. 21

    Who CARES!
    I am so sick of this little SHALLOW TWIT getting news coverage!

  22. @v@ says – reply to this


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    The cigarette withdrawel is going to be the worst for her. What doesn't kill ya makes you stronger…