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Whore #1, Rachel Uchitel, Gets A Real Job!

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Tiger Woods' former mistress Rachel Uchitel has realized that a highly publicized affair with a celeb gets you nothing but a rep as a homewrecker.

And it looks like Donald Trump is seeing the upside of the whore Rachel Uchitel becoming a household name.

Feast your eyes on the latest Celebrity Apprentice contestant for the shows next season.

Apparently, Trump called up Uchitel last week offering her the position and she said "absolutely".

We thought "The Donald" would have a little more class than to hire this whore but apparently not.

Was Uchitel's ability to sell the story of her being Tiger Woods' mistress mistaken for business saviness??

What do U think??

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54 comments to “Whore #1, Rachel Uchitel, Gets A Real Job!”



  1. 1

    No where but in American, cant you come out on top by being a slezzy Ho



  2. 2

    I thing=k The Donald has a soft spot for whores



  3. 3

    BEST BE CAREFUL GIRL. This type of self-aggandizing might just be a violation of that confidentiality agreement that you were paid so handsomely for.



  4. 4

    What made you think Donald has class??? They are both whores, selling to the highest bidder. But, arent' we all?



  5. 5

    She might win, providing 'The Don' likes a good Hummer!



  6. 6

    I hate to admit this, but she really is the cleverest of Tiger's ho's. She bilked the most money out of him AND now she's being offered Celebrity Apprentice. All other ho's need to bow down…



  7. 7

    dear god thats an ugly whore. put your glasses on skank!! not what i wanted to see first thing in the morning. thanks perez



  8. 8

    SHE SHOULD NOT BE ON THERE!!! SHES NOT A CELEBRITY, SHES A WHORE!!!
    I KNOW DONALD SINKS TO LOW LEVELS TO GET RATINGS, BUT THIS IS RETARDED!!!! SHE HELPED TO DISTROY A FAMILY…OMG



  9. 9

    She is sooooooooooooo much uglier than Elin!

  10. YUCK says – reply to this


    10

    I can hardly wait till one of the contestants calls her and UGLY whore. she is so ugly, If I had tigers money I would only be getting the 10s this bitch is a 5 on her best day. butterface. I can believe a woman can be so thin but be so ugly in the face.



  11. 11

    WHOA she has some man face going on !



  12. 12

    How could Tiger have possibly thought that this woman was beautiful?! She is a vile, disgusting, homewrecking parasite and a sorry excuse for a woman. But then again, Tiger is a whore himself.



  13. 13

    How is she a celebrity??? All she did is spread her legs. Any whore could fo that.



  14. 14

    Only in America…. can you become famous for having absolutely no morals and sleeping with married men.
    Remember when the word "celebrity" had actual meaning in terms of describing someone with talent? So sad.

    So…going to school and earning a degree through hard work and persistence can't get you a meeting with a prominent company/business man
    But sleeping with married men, taking part in (and profiting from) causing pain and embarrassment to their families, will give you opportunities such as working for will get you a meeting a prominent company/business man.

    Yeah…that's the type of person you want working for you and associating with…



  15. 15

    Knob Gobbling, Sperm Burping, Cock Sucking, Cum Sponge! Everything I can do, but she gets $10,000,000 for it. I am depressed!



  16. 16

    horse face ugly ass whore. tiger has zero standards she is an eye sore.



  17. 17

    That show is lame. Now back to this prostitute…. she got the big lip job, she got the big boob job, and probably a ton of other procedures, but this chick still has the tranny look. Kinda manly looking woman, but as someone else noted: she the wiliest of the whores cause she sleazed the most $$$$$ out of Tiger, even though she looks like a dude.



  18. 18

    WOW "The Donald" has fallen even further down the class scale. His wife better watch her back, the WHORE is sniffing around and he has even more money then Tiger



  19. 19

    Is it just me or do her hands look like two fricken baseball mitts???? She is gross and looks like she is a MAN!!!



  20. 20

    OMG!!! SHE IS A WHORE NOT A Celebrity!!!



  21. 21

    maybe she reminds him of his wife?….his business decisions are questionable, when u think about the fact that he has filed for bankruptcy at least twice..makes u wonder where he would be without his Fathers wallet to begin with, no?..hopefully NBC has better values then to cast her.



  22. 22

    celeb apprentice skank edition? they need to Ashley Dupré on this too, obvs



  23. 23

    SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN



  24. 24

    She looks like a sperm guzzling, cock inhaling, face fucked up by plastic surgery, skanky whore!



  25. 25

    I think she should max out a couple more credit cards on botox and lip injections. Skank



  26. 26

    So now you're just like Mel Gibson–calling a girl names because of the way you percieve her.



  27. 27

    Re: miss hot mess – i meant THINK not thing=k ooops!Re: italianvenus – that's a great comment. so true…



  28. 28

    Trump has a thing for loose women. Besides when did he ever have class. That man doesn't know how to take the high road. Yeah he has money, but in the words of that one house wife money doesn't buy you class or the ability to sing well, but alas we still have to deal with them.



  29. 29

    Re: brainchild – Just curious….how would you describe a woman that has slept with multiple "famous" married men, multiple times, to gain money and fame? That had no reason to go "public" with her affairs, but only for her own personal gain.



  30. 30

    For some reason I am no longer interested in the next "Celebrity" Apprentice…she's no "celebrity"…just a HO.



  31. 31

    Is this for real??? I am raising my children to be decent people but they are endlessly surrounded by this kind of ridiculous crap! Why should they listen to me and my husband when the media tells them that if you spread your legs and ruin marriages you can make $10 million and get on television?!?!?!?!?



  32. 32

    damn this girl is F-U-G-L-Y - holyshit! what was tiger thinking? i guess his dick doesn't have eyes…

  33. rayna says – reply to this


    33

    Mr. Ed



  34. 34

    She looks like a tranny.



  35. 35

    Not surprising. Donald likes his whores to show a lot of leg and have a brain for business. Look at the LONG, long line of women he's placed in prominence with similar bedroom resumes. She's trash and he's just a capitalizing pimp.



  36. 36

    If I'm not mistaken, that's a tranny, no? LOL! Get your face in check, guuuurl.



  37. 37

    hmm..how horrible to be ugly AFTER plastic surgery.



  38. 38

    Wow, so she is going on CELEB Apprentince NOT the regular one? Because that is what I first thought of! NOT TO MENTION SHE IS NOT A CELEB! Ughh must they RUIN EVERY SHOW I LIKE?



  39. 39

    HE DOES KNOW HOW TO MAKE $$$$$$$$$ HE SHOULD ADD LALOCA LOHAN TOO



  40. 40

    Thoughts? Donald Trump and class do not belong in the same sentence.



  41. 41

    Mario, you thought Donald Trump had class??? lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's a good one…



  42. 42

    What is Trumps problem? He is captain save a ho'



  43. 43

    trump will fuck anything that stands still.

    he almost fucked his own daughter a couple of times.

    he will put his dick in any girl that stands still.

    donald trump in real life is a pedophile that want to have sex with his offspring

  44. @v@ says – reply to this


    44

    He could have signed ol' sexual napalm, yet he signs her? He's slipping.



  45. 45

    Mario, you call her a whore, but yet you invite her to some party of yours (which is clearly presented by the wall behind her with your name plastered all over it). So that makes YOU a whore for getting "names" to come to your event. A bit hypocritical there!



  46. 46

    this dirty whore should give Mel Gibson a whirl after she's done sucking Donald's sweaty, saggy balls



  47. 47

    The bitch is so ugly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like seriously how could Tiger hit that?



  48. 48

    about the only way to make it in hollywood is to be a slut. have fake boobs plastic surgery………well, im happy to be myself.i may not be a fake barbie but im real through an through im a country girl and proud of it. im not bad 5/5 109 pounds 36 c top long brownish/redish hair dark skin due to being part indian, french and irish……but no matter how much money i ever get i will never stoop to changing who i am for anyone. what you see is what you get.



  49. 49

    Mr. Trump, I am asking you to PLEASE DO NOT do this. If she makes the cast I for one will never watch "Apprentice" again, and I have been a faithful watcher from the beginning. When little girls of America see what this person has attained and continues to receive via this type of publicity we are teaching them to have no self-esteem and respect for themselves and others…



  50. 50

    This Uglytel woman is an immoral, shameless, money hungry w-h-o-r-e that has been trying desperately to trap a rich$$$$ man and has failed badly. Uglitel has not realized that her lovers use her for nothing more than dirty, kinky, anything goes sex since that seems the only thing she is good for. In revenge she have threaten her lovers and demanded money for her silence. All Uglitel has now is a w-h-o-r-e reputation, spite, rage and a very used ugly silicone enhanced plastic body that looks more like a man on steroids. She is trying to cash on it before she gets too old, since she is already pushing forty. Truly, truly, pathetic!!!

  51. CocoK says – reply to this


    51

    holy butter face. that is seriously the wonkiest nose i've ever seen in my life.



  52. 52

    I will not be watching the next season..Donald Trump sucks for awarding her a spot on tv for being a homewrecker. She looks nasty. I hope the show tanks.



  53. 53

    Trump rewards bad behavior.



  54. 54

    America loves famous for nothing people now!