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Lindsanity NOT Allowed Daily Showers In The Slammer

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Not only will Lindsay Lohan be spending 20 hours inside her cell when she enters Lynwood Correctional Facility tomorrow, but she will only be allowed to shower every other day.

But at least she doesn't have to share a cell! She will also be allowed to exercise three times a week and continue to take the drugs medication she has been prescribed.

She'll even get two cold meals and one hot meal per day!

It could be a lot worse. Consider yourself lucky, bb.

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29 comments to “Lindsanity NOT Allowed Daily Showers In The Slammer”



  1. 1

    God! What kind of prison system do you have?
    20 hours per day in a cell, a shower every other day? Lame!
    What could be worse? Should she feel happy that she's getting fed?



  2. 2

    Lindsey……… Jail ………..Shower

    Now thats what I call "The Real L Word"

  3. litzi says – reply to this


    3

    GirlFriend is in for a rude awakening tomorrow morning…wonder if she'll cry out for her "Mother" like Paris Hilton did when she was dragged off to the pokey?



  4. 4

    Why would she need a daily shower? She'll be doing absolutely nothing while in jail.



  5. 5

    you dont really need to shower in jail often, you are in a sterile cell with no outside dirt or crap



  6. 6

    I'd be peeling my fucking skin off.



  7. 7

    Lindsay will be fine, afew days of rest, reading, it'll be the best rest she has had in her adult life . . . Nothing like 3 weeks of R and R.



  8. 8

    thank God…. soon we will have a lindsay free world for 90 days…locked up and hopefully forgotten.

  9. @v@ says – reply to this


    9

    She can exercise more than three times a week; she can simply do it in her cell to pass the time.



  10. 10

    Like she showers everyday anyway!



  11. 11

    Can we at least 'assume' that although she IS still allowed her DRUGS, that she will only be allowed to consume the PRESCRIBED amount? That is going to be a big difference for the girl. It is the prescribed shit that is killing people these days, but not because they take the recommended doses, duh! SO, here's hoping that being reduced to legal quantities will at least be the start she needs.



  12. 12

    Showers, exercise, food, the only thing not new to her are the drugs!



  13. 13

    Thats more often than the stinky skank bathes now. Have you seen her greasy hair? ick



  14. 14

    Unless you exercise and sweat a lot everyday, have a medical BO condition or have a filthy job, showering everyday isn't necessary and is a waste of water.



  15. 15

    Bitch hasn't showered since her DUI in '07 - she'll be cleaner than ever!!



  16. 16

    Good thing she's bi…



  17. 17

    what a luxury, to take my 3 and cooling showers a day, at this heat momentary!



  18. 18

    I really hope all of this goes through because she really needs to be taught a lesson just like everyone else. I feel bad for her because she's obviously got a problem and honestly thought she was going to get out of this. It's sad.



  19. 19

    Lindsay needs to SUCK IT UP and do her time without the whining. I don't remember hearing ANY whining from Martha Stewart when she did her 5 month prison stint!! Take some prison lessons from Martha…accept your sentence, do your time, and move on.



  20. 20

    Sounds like she'll have a more balanced diet than most people haha. Wish I could afford to eat 3 full meals a day. And considering all the shit she has pulled in her life, she's pretty lucky with her sentencing. There are people who get waaaaay worse who don't have her record of abuse and recklessness.



  21. 21

    Re: wagger – That's cause Martha Stewart is bad ass! haha



  22. 22

    She always looks dirty, anyway, so this shouldn't be a problem.



  23. 23

    That sounds cruel and unusual to me. I don't particularly like Lindsay but surely personal hygiene daily should be available to all prisoners.



  24. 24

    Her is how I feel on the medication. Even though she still gets to take it, at least she can only take it as prescribed now. They will be giving her the meds as prescribed, so thats good. Like she will only get a ativan every 6hrs, and so on. I am sure she does not adhere to the recommended dr's orders on her own. I am sure she pops them whenever she feels like it, however this way she will have to take them as ordered.



  25. 25

    Re: curiousred – She's going to have the bare necessities of life: shelter and food. That's all someone should get in jail.



  26. 26

    EEEWWW she can excersise 3 times a day but only shower every other day? GROSS! What is there a shortage in soap?



  27. 27

    …it's not like she showers every day anymore anyways.

  28. flrs says – reply to this


    28

    HOW could it be WORSE, your fat dumbfuck? did she robbed or killed anyone? 3 months in a jail just because she skipped some rehab classes is an ABSURD.
    all that freedom propaganda USA government does is so hypocrit! this is a fuckin repressive and fascist country!



  29. 29

    Re: bitter hag
    She should be whipped also? Maybe fed only every other day? Get over it, she didn't kill anybody!